What kind of weapon would you guys like to see Iron Bull wield in the game?
(I'm actually only asking because I'm drawing a fight between him and a dragon and i need a freaking weapon but shhhhh)
The Qunari style swords looks great on him
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What kind of weapon would you guys like to see Iron Bull wield in the game?
(I'm actually only asking because I'm drawing a fight between him and a dragon and i need a freaking weapon but shhhhh)
The Qunari style swords looks great on him
!
What kind of weapon would you guys like to see Iron Bull wield in the game?
(I'm actually only asking because I'm drawing a fight between him and a dragon and i need a freaking weapon but shhhhh)
A board with a nail in it.
Giant battle axe he wielded in the demo looked very fitting!
What kind of weapon would you guys like to see Iron Bull wield in the game?
(I'm actually only asking because I'm drawing a fight between him and a dragon and i need a freaking weapon but shhhhh)
His bed.
What kind of weapon would you guys like to see Iron Bull wield in the game?
(I'm actually only asking because I'm drawing a fight between him and a dragon and i need a freaking weapon but shhhhh)
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His bed.
... Okay, I'm like 80% sure you meant that to sound dirty, but the mental image it conjured for me, it's just Iron Bull swinging around this massive bed in battle???
And that just...????
"Eat four-poster, demons!"
"Feel the wrath of a downy mattress, Venatori!"
"You're going to be spitting goose feathers in the afterlife, Red Templars!"
"How's this for a pillow fight?"
"Aw, did someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed? I think yes!"
And half of those sound dirty anyway, and dammit WHY AM I LAUGHING.
... Okay, I'm like 80% sure you meant that to sound dirty, but the mental image it conjured for me, it's just Iron Bull swinging around this massive bed in battle???
And that just...????
"Eat four-poster, demons!"
"Feel the wrath of a downy mattress, Venatori!"
"You're going to be spitting goose feathers in the afterlife, Red Templars!"
"How's this for a pillow fight?"
"Aw, did someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed? I think yes!"
And half of those sound dirty anyway, and dammit WHY AM I LAUGHING.
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I can't continue this abomination without shaking my head i'm sorry but I failed you guys at attempting to draw something serious i'm not worthy of this thread anymore
I blame you Kimiki
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*SNIP*
I can't continue this abomination without shaking my head i'm sorry but I failed you guys at attempting to draw something serious i'm not worthy of this thread anymore
I blame you Kimiki
This is.........this is *hugs computer screen* I LOVE IT!
You're successful in being the first person to make me laugh today, so thanks! ![]()
ROFL ...... Too funny.
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I can't continue this abomination without shaking my head i'm sorry but I failed you guys at attempting to draw something serious i'm not worthy of this thread anymore
I blame you Kimiki
I just died laughing ![]()
Mattress Mayhem ensues!
Amazing job
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I... I either chose and awful time, or a fantastic time to finally peep my way into this thread.
Either way, I feel like it's a very genuine time.
... Okay, I'm like 80% sure you meant that to sound dirty, but the mental image it conjured for me, it's just Iron Bull swinging around this massive bed in battle???
And that just...????
I meant for it to sound both dirty and literal. Seeing the gold it has spawned, it looks like my job here is complete.
I... I either chose and awful time, or a fantastic time to finally peep my way into this thread.
Either way, I feel like it's a very genuine time.
Anytime is a good time.
Now all we need is a shot of Iron Bull fighting demons with the kitchen sink.
Yes!!!!
Iron Bull can do anything.
Yes!!!!
Iron Bull can do anything.
HopefullyhecandotheInquisitor.
...I'll see myself out.
HopefullyhecandotheInquisitor.
...I'll see myself out.
Fingers crossed. If he's available he's my first choice.
... Okay, I'm like 80% sure you meant that to sound dirty, but the mental image it conjured for me, it's just Iron Bull swinging around this massive bed in battle???
And that just...????
"Eat four-poster, demons!"
"Feel the wrath of a downy mattress, Venatori!"
"You're going to be spitting goose feathers in the afterlife, Red Templars!"
"How's this for a pillow fight?"
"Aw, did someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed? I think yes!"
And half of those sound dirty anyway, and dammit WHY AM I LAUGHING.
You know, I can actually see this happening at some point in the game. We're the Inquisition, someone will probably be sending a team of assassins after us. What else is Iron Bull supposed to use as a weapon after he's been so rudely awakened from his slumber.
You know, I can actually see this happening at some point in the game. We're the Inquisition, someone will probably be sending a team of assassins after us. What else is Iron Bull supposed to use as a weapon after he's been so rudely awakened from his slumber.
His rapier wit, and skilled elf-throwing.
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I can't continue this abomination without shaking my head i'm sorry but I failed you guys at attempting to draw something serious i'm not worthy of this thread anymore
I blame you Kimiki
His rapier wit, and skilled elf-throwing.
Why resort to elf throwing when you have perfectly good nugs to weaponize?
Why resort to elf throwing when you have perfectly good nugs to weaponize?
As long as no Nugs are hurt in the process....
What kind of weapon would you guys like to see Iron Bull wield in the game?
(I'm actually only asking because I'm drawing a fight between him and a dragon and i need a freaking weapon but shhhhh)
Heyder's Razor, by far the most superior weapon of any dragon age game.
As long as no Nugs are hurt in the process....
Well it looks like someone won't be meeting the qualifications for their pinkquisition.