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[Dussan2]

His bed.

Jesus

Uhh male or female?

[fighterchick]

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I can't continue this abomination without shaking my head i'm sorry but I failed you guys at attempting to draw something serious i'm not worthy of this thread anymore

I blame you Kimiki

 

This is the first time I've visited Iron Bull's thread, and this is the page I come upon.  Clearly, I need to come here more often!

[Sugarjaye]

Nope, I fully intend to run around saving the Nugs from any ill intending wildlife.

And if pink dye can only be hand by killing Nugs, then I guess my Quizzy is doomed to be brown and boring.

[fiveforchaos]

Nope, I fully intend to run around saving the Nugs from any ill intending wildlife.

And if pink dye can only be hand by killing Nugs, then I guess my Quizzy is doomed to be brown and boring.

Or an Iron Bull intending to use them as weapons.

 

I can see it now.

 

"You Have Successfully Saved the Nug"

 

Leliana approves +10

Iron Bull disapproves -10

Vivienne disapproves -20

 

Vivenne will not be denied her pinkquisition.

[Sugarjaye]

You never know, he could count the nugs as part of the innocents to be saved.  I mean he does sound like a softie.

[Sugarjaye]

This is the first time I've visited Iron Bull's thread, and this is the page I come upon.  Clearly, I need to come here more often!

 

Yes, yes you do. I mean you can't miss out on all the Maayheemm.

[fighterchick]

Yes, yes you do. I mean you can't miss out on all the Maayheemm.

 

I never got to hear him say that!  Which demo was it?

[AresKeith]

I never got to hear him say that!  Which demo was it?

 

It was an offscreen demo where they showed off a Dwarven warrior Inquisitor, sadly EA took it down

[Sugarjaye]

I think it was the demo with the dwarven quizzy, but the video got pulled down.

We'll have to wait to Bioware put it up themselves.

 

-edit- What Ares said.

[efd731]

I just want to find out if his band of mercs know about him reporting to his superiors in seheron and if they'll turn on him when they discover he's a qunari spy

[MissCellophane]

If he plans on being that upfront with the inquisitor, then I'd expect he would extend that to his mercenaries. Plus, a few of them might have already known of his role in the Qun.

[SerCambria358]

I just want to find out if his band of mercs know about him reporting to his superiors in seheron and if they'll turn on him when they discover he's a qunari spy

Mercenaries are there to be paid, i doubt his affiliations with the Qunari matter

[The Night Haunter]

I just want to find out if his band of mercs know about him reporting to his superiors in seheron and if they'll turn on him when they discover he's a qunari spy

 

 

Mercenaries are there to be paid, i doubt his affiliations with the Qunari matter

Not to mention they are supposed to be incredibly loyal to him (according to his page).

[SerCambria358]

Not to mention they are supposed to be incredibly loyal to him (according to his page).

I was hoping they'd be made up of Tal-Vashoth but someone working with the Qunari would probably neither receive nor want assistance from them. I'm hoping his entire company joins us though, i'd be willing to pay if thats an option

[Wolfen09]

i would imagine his company would come with, when the game is based around building military force, would make me believe that is the case

[Eveangaline]

I was hoping they'd be made up of Tal-Vashoth but someone working with the Qunari would probably neither receive nor want assistance from them. I'm hoping his entire company joins us though, i'd be willing to pay if thats an option

 

I still say it's all dwarves so he doesn't risk knocking his fighters out with his horns when he turns around.

 

Although honestly after that demo I don't think humans or elves are even tall enough to be graced by his horns.

[SerCambria358]

I still say it's all dwarves so he doesn't risk knocking his fighters out with his horns when he turns around.

 

Although honestly after that demo I don't think humans or elves are even tall enough to be graced by his horns.

Spoiler

According to this screenshot, the most they would do to Blackwall and Cullen is brush their hair.

 

I really hope we're his height

[Former_Fiend]

Heyder's Razor, by far the most superior weapon of any dragon age game.

 

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[The Elder King]

Calme down, Fiend. We'll finally have the option to find the weapon, changes its appearance and finally remove it from the game.
It'll be glorious .

[Deviija]

Jesus

Uhh male or female?

 

I wasn't aware beds came in different genders.  Surprise me.

[Char]

I wasn't aware beds came in different genders.  Surprise me.

Maybe he means queen size or king size? I think IB requires the biggest and that means he'll need an Emperor-size specially made. I wonder if he'd get his horns caught in the curtains on a four-poster, and whther he can only sleep on his back... Oh the questions

[Deviija]

Maybe he means queen size or king size? I think IB requires the biggest and that means he'll need an Emperor-size specially made. I wonder if he'd get his horns caught in the curtains on a four-poster, and whther he can only sleep on his back... Oh the questions

 

So many important questions.  How does one enchant a bed weapon?  Do they polish the posters like one might a sword or oil a bow?  Do they change the sheets to fit their mood, or faction, or season?  Considering his horns, does Iron Bull require a side, back, or belly sleeper pillow, the nearest elf -- or none at all?  Mattress Mayhem, Sera.  Mattress Mayhem.

[MisterJB]

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I can't continue this abomination without shaking my head i'm sorry but I failed you guys at attempting to draw something serious i'm not worthy of this thread anymore

I blame you Kimiki

...Perfect.

And I mean it. This one needs to be shown to the devs and writers.

[Char]

So many important questions.  How does one enchant a bed weapon?  Do they polish the posters like one might a sword or oil a bow?  Do they change the sheets to fit their mood, or faction, or season?  Considering his horns, does Iron Bull require a side, back, or belly sleeper pillow, the nearest elf -- or none at all?  Mattress Mayhem, Sera.  Mattress Mayhem.

I wonder if he has an AoE attack where the battlefield gets showered with feathers and the enemies are too busy being tickled to attack? I wonder if he has knitted horn covers for the winter, it's meant to be quite warm in Par Vollen, isn't it?

[Sugarjaye]

...Perfect.

And I mean it. This one needs to be shown to the devs and writers.

 

At least to Patrick anyway. 

You should do it Mantis, it's your awesomely funny work.