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#5376
Allazor

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Man this makes me sad. I wanted my qunquizzi's body to be covered in them :C

I hope some people will find a way to mod the game and add some freckles. I mean it's just texture. They're skin stars, I really need them.

 

I find it funny that Iron Bull doesn't seem to have chest hair. Just imagining him waking up earlier than everybody else to shave the beard off (but not too much, he loves lots of stubbles) and waxing his chest. I don't know but the image is a bit surreal to me. I associate qunari with something terrifying and non-human, not giving a crap about body-aesthetics. 

Haha I love that mental image of him. You gotta look fresh and neat when getting some chicks and dudes for the night, aye? 

I know what you mean about the chest hair, but the Bull's chest is so big we can agree that using it as a pillow after a long night of "bull riding" is a great idea. You could just cuddle up in there and hear his heartbeat all night, and feel, warm and safe .


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#5378
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#5379
Saberchic

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I see when building up my keep, I'll have to requisition wider doorways. LOL

 

This comic=awesome.



#5380
Allazor

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I see when building up my keep, I'll have to requisition wider doorways. LOL

 

This comic=awesome.

 We need bigger doors , no question about it . Where is my architect? Josephine we need an Architect , like yesterday. If this continues the Bull will  leave his mark on every door in THE SKYHOLD. Stupid , Sexy Bull.



#5381
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Just because you can go around the keep in a wheelchair doesn't mean you keep is Qunari accessible. 



#5382
Ninjasplaycardgames2

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Just because you can go around the keep in a wheelchair doesn't mean you keep is Qunari accessible.

ironic considering inquisitors who romance IB might need a wheelchair from time to time
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ironic considering inquisitors who romance IB might need a wheelchair from time to time

And injury kits. Never forget the injury kits to tend to the bleeding, broken bone, concussion, coughing blood, cracked skull, crushed arm, damaged eye, deafened, gaping wound, head trauma, open wound, torn jugular, and wrenched limb.



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HuldraDancer

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And injury kits. Never forget the injury kits to tend to the bleeding, broken bone, concussion, coughing blood, cracked skull, crushed arm, damaged eye, deafened, gaping wound, head trauma, open wound, torn jugular, and wrenched limb.

 

O.O; There are more dangers to this romance than I thought I'll need to suit up

 

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Okay lets do this

 

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#5385
PrayingMantis

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ironic considering inquisitors who romance IB might need a wheelchair from time to time

 

Iron Bull should have enough bad experience by now because of his size in terms of frick-fracking.

Quizzi starts to rush him and he'll be like

 

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#5386
HuldraDancer

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Iron Bull should have enough bad experience by now because of his size in terms of frick-fracking.

Quizzi starts to rush him and he'll be like

 

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Semi confirmed rumor: Iron Bull's romance will consists of a lubricant hunting minigame that must be completed or there will be no sexy times.



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Iron Bull should have enough bad experience by now because of his size in terms of frick-fracking.

Quizzi starts to rush him and he'll be like

 

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Thank you for that.



#5388
Hellion Rex

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ironic considering inquisitors who romance IB might need a wheelchair from time to time

Ah, such a nice way to be broken. :wub:



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People use Nug's snot as lubricant.
In your search for lubricant you will pursue Schmooples,and you will face the hard choice of whether to tell Leliana why you needed him/her or not.
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#5390
HuldraDancer

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Bleck nug snot *shudder* I'll risk going lubeless or going without sexy times in that case  :lol:



#5391
Vearsin

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Iron Bull should have enough bad experience by now because of his size in terms of frick-fracking.

Quizzi starts to rush him and he'll be like

 

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An Evolution gif...my week has been made. 



#5392
Ninjasplaycardgames2

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I love this conversation, please continue



#5393
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I see this thread is just as perverted as ever. xD hahaha



#5394
Jewlie Ghoulie

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-raises an eyebrow-

 

WELL, HI. I was just dropping in...and see the desecration of Schmooples being talked about. It's cool.

 

I don't judge.


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Iron Bull should have enough bad experience by now because of his size in terms of frick-fracking.

Quizzi starts to rush him and he'll be like

 

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...i think i will have to be on top, to set the...pacing...yeah :P. as for lubricant...Head and shoulders? :rolleyes:



#5396
HuldraDancer

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-raises an eyebrow-

 

WELL, HI. I was just dropping in...and see the desecration of Schmooples being talked about. It's cool.

 

I don't judge.

All someone was suggesting was that they wipe his nose for lube *shudders* I'd call it more squicky than desecrating. You should see whats happening to Schmooples in the Blackwall thread  :lol:



#5397
Jewlie Ghoulie

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All someone was suggesting was that they wipe his nose for lube *shudders* I'd call it more squicky than desecrating. You should see whats happening to Schmooples in the Blackwall thread  :lol:

....I don't want to. I'm scared.



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#5399
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Dear, Bull riders Question Time :
Q: Does our favourite Qunari wears underwear in his free time in Skyhold ? If he does what kind ?
Q: Massage - Oil or no ? ( we all know there will be no towles so lets skip that )
Q : You on Top or Bull on Top?
Q: How much lube do you think we need to survive a night ? (lets just go with liters and
hectoliters/ Do you think we should open the first Lube factory in Thedas under the Inquisition banner ? Our Lube will be purely alchemical , not tested on nuggs, safe for the environment, resistant to changing weather and random Fade tears, suitable for every race, skin type and safe for your body )

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#5400
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....I don't want to. I'm scared.

 

It was very short lived if that makes it any better for you :)