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[Ryzaki]

Ugh.

 

:X

[Hellion Rex]

And this Knight Enchanter is just some wanna be warrior with no martial prowess. You got nothing on Champion. Its Good to be Champion!

Have fun while I Spirit Blade your ass, that fantastic, sexy Champion ass, into oblivion!

[Hellion Rex]

Ugh.

 

:X

[Ryzaki]

Have fun while I Spirit Blade your ass, that fantastic, sexy Champion ass, into oblivion!

 

Screw both ya. My rift mage will throw you around like toys while cackling gleefully.

[Hellion Rex]

Dunno if this posted here , but I found this...

 

Link:

 

........you have got to be kidding me.

[Hellion Rex]

Screw both ya. My rift mage will throw you around like toys while cackling gleefully.

With my Barrier on, you cannot touch me!

[Chernaya]

Lol I was wondering when you were going to pop up.
 

 

Of course I'm here, I have Bela radar and I'll always swoop in to defend my sexy pirate goddess. 

[Ryzaki]

With my Barrier on, you cannot touch me!

 

lol you poor innocent soul thinking a barrier will stand in the way of a rift mage.

[ZerioctheTank]

lol you poor innocent soul thinking a barrier will stand in the way of a rift mage.

No you poor innocent souls think a puny mage can stand a chance against a champion.

[Hellion Rex]

No you poor innocent souls think a puny mage can stand a chance against a champion.

I. Would. Conquer. You.

[ZerioctheTank]

I. Would. Conquer. You.

Mmmmmm so its a duel then? I'll have you know I always end up on top at the end. I am THE champion after all. Your Barrier will run out, your spirit blade will barely scratch me, your fade cloak will be on cooldown, then you'll be in the corner.......cowering but in awe of my greatness. Its good to be champion!

[Hellion Rex]

Mmmmmm so its a duel then? I'll have you know I always end up on top at the end. I am THE champion after all. Your Barrier will run out, your spirit blade will barely scratch me, your fade cloak will be on cooldown, then you'll be in the corner.......cowering but in awe of my greatness. Its good to be champion!

Cowering? My dear, the only one cowering will be you once I have finished smacking your armored hide with my Spirit Blade.

[Ryzaki]

No you poor innocent souls think a puny mage can stand a chance against a champion.

 

Muwahahaha.

 

TO THE DEATH!

 

 

I. Would. Conquer. You.

 

*fans self*

 

Still mad that sexy line isn't used on quizzy.

 

FOREVER POUTING.
 

[Chernaya]

 

keep at it everyone, don't mind me. 

[Hellion Rex]

 

 

keep at it everyone, don't mind me. 

Yup, just keep watching us two hot sweaty men sparring, muscles gleaming in the sunlight, fighting for dominance over the other.

[Sui Causa]

....*sneaks away to ride the Bull while everyone is distracted fighting*

 

>:3

[Chernaya]

Yup, just keep watching us two hot sweaty men sparring, muscles gleaming in the sunlight, fighting for dominance over the other.

 

Damn, you saw through my secret motives. 

 

 

....*sneaks away to ride the Bull while everyone is distracted fighting*

 

>:3

 

Hey don't sneak away, I could watch that at the same time. What a great day. 

[Hellion Rex]

....*sneaks away to ride the Bull while everyone is distracted fighting*

 

>:3

*Fade steps in front of you*

 

You were saying, my dear?

[Sui Causa]

I have completed my next Iron Bull x Male Mage Lavellan fanfiction! It ended up being signifigantly longer than I intended. I need a break before I can go at it to edit it before posting though. I reallllly hate editing things haha. ._.

 

 

*Fade steps in front of you*

 

You were saying, my dear?

I was saying, something along the lines of "UNFH UNFH YES MORE PLEASE". Cuz..riding the Bull and stuff.

 

BUT THANKS FOR ASKING ENJOY THE SHOW.

[Chernaya]

Awesome! You're on a roll with the fanfiction, congrats!

[ZerioctheTank]

....*sneaks away to ride the Bull while everyone is distracted fighting*

>:3

*Grappling Chain*
I'm glad I kept this skill lol

[Sui Causa]

Yeah, it's pretty amazing that I've managed to finish two pieces. Complete with sex and everything! That never happens! Iron Bull is just a really good muse I suppose. ♥

 

I just have to wade through all that **** and pick out all the extra million commas I add everywhere. And where I've repeated "the qunari" about 18 different times in one paragraph and switch it up with some other nouns for "SEXY GORGEOUS HUNK OF MAN MEAT". ... ...

 

Edit:

 

The Iron Bull's grip is immune to grappling chains! Pfft!

[Hellion Rex]

Dammit. I wish I could write IB smut. I've only managed Solas, Cullen, and some very very porny Dorian.

[Sui Causa]

Hey! That's way more than me! I am pretty much exclusively locked on to IB, for better or for worse because I have no idea how good of a job I actually do with his personality. xD

[Hellion Rex]

God........soooooooo much sex. I literally can't even look at my fics without cringing a little.