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[AresKeith]

My elf isn't vegan

 

Seeing how skinny she is, she's a closeted vegan

[Ryzaki]

Seeing how skinny she is, she's a closeted vegan

 

[Sui Causa]

Thanks to Iron Bull, my elf has quite the fondness for beef.

 

...

 

heh heh heh.

Bull meat.

heh heh heh.

[Qun00]

Specifically, "that" meat. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Sui Causa]

Specifically, "that" meat. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Exactly.

[Tvorceskiy]

It's no bull, quizzy takes all the bull.

That was far more clever in my head.

[Sui Causa]

It's no bull, quizzy takes all the bull.

That was far more clever in my head.

I think Bull's sense of humor is rubbing off on all of us.

[Hellion Rex]

I think Bull's sense of humor is rubbing off on all of us.

I know something else Bull needs to rub off....

[Sui Causa]

I know something else Bull needs to rub off....

Pffft, Bull wouldn't need to do it. He has the Inquisitor to do that for him!

[Hellion Rex]

Pffft, Bull wouldn't need to do it. He has the Inquisitor to do that for him!

Lol, but he's taking care of me! Service dom and all that.

[Sui Causa]

Lol, but he's taking care of me! Service dom and all that.

If the Inquisitor needs to service Bull, then Bull would just have to let him!

 

Or you know, aftercare! Once they've already done all their exhausting things, and are just left mauling each other while they come down from it.

 

[Daemul]

You know, there are some things best left to the human imagination. I was just chilling on another forum, minding my own business, when this guy, who's a big fan of the Dragon Age series, starts going on and on about a romance with some person called Iron Bull. Now, I don't play Dragon Age games, the setting bores me, so I know nothing about it, but the name "Iron Bull" should have set alarm bells ringing in my head.

 

The dude then proceeds to link me to a female dwarf romance with this "Iron Bull", so I open it and watch the video.......

 

 

Bioware....

[ZerioctheTank]

Tell these elves to stop being vegan and get some meat on those bones

I work at a vegan restaurant so this really made me laugh. Since I already complained about the elves floppy arms, anorexic body & manboobs I'll refrain from doing so again.....for now.

[Sui Causa]

Someday Bioware will fix them up!

 

If not, I pray someday the modders might. ._.

 

Hopefully around the time that someone, either bioware or the modders, makes Iron Bull's tattoos a little less ...disappearing?

[Ryzaki]

Yeah that'd be nice. As it is I guess he decides to paint himself up to impress quizzy

[Steelcan]

I thought that stuff was more vitaar

[ZerioctheTank]

I thought that stuff was more vitaar

They look too good to be vitaar lol

[Ryzaki]

I thought that stuff was more vitaar

 

can't be otherwise my trevelyan would be dying after sex.

[Qun00]

You know, there are some things best left to the human imagination. I was just chilling on another forum, minding my own business, when this guy, who's a big fan of the Dragon Age series, starts going on and on about a romance with some person called Iron Bull. Now, I don't play Dragon Age games, the setting bores me, so I know nothing about it, but the name "Iron Bull" should have set alarm bells ringing in my head.
 
The dude then proceeds to link me to a female dwarf romance with this "Iron Bull", so I open it and watch the video.......
 

 
Bioware....

What was your reaction? " I can't move my legs"?

[Sui Causa]

What was your reaction? " I can't move my legs"?

Oh my god.

 

I can't even.

 

I love you.

[Lady Luminous]

I made a qunari to romance Sera, but I'm really sad that she won't be romancing Bull.

Oh well, they'll be buddies, I guess.

It only took like 12 tries, but I finally have Inkeri!

Yes, she is supposed to be shimmery. It's sort of a visual reminder to me of her personality, and that she is not for Bull.

[Sui Causa]

I made a qunari to romance Sera, but I'm really sad that she won't be romancing Bull.

Oh well, they'll be buddies, I guess.

It only took like 12 tries, but I finally have Inkeri!

Yes, she is supposed to be shimmery. It's sort of a visual reminder to me of her personality, and that she is not for Bull.

Oh, don't worry! Iron Bull will like shimmer too I'm sure. He's an easy to please kind of guy! :3

 

Ridethebulllll.Youknowyouwannnnaaaa.

 

That is a very good looking qunari though, I like! I have not been able to make anything except literally one human I never play and a bunch of male elves, so I envy your abilities with the fairer qunaris. ♥

[Lady Luminous]

Oh, don't worry! Iron Bull will like shimmer too I'm sure. He's an easy to please kind of guy! :3

 

Ridethebulllll.Youknowyouwannnnaaaa.

 

That is a very good looking qunari though, I like! I have not been able to make anything except literally one human I never play and a bunch of male elves, so I envy your abilities with the fairer qunaris. ♥

 

I totally plan on making a male qunari for Bull so I can ride him again, but I'm a content ******. I need to see every scene with my own character. Which means I'm currently on playthrough 6

 

Thank you! All of characters tend to be softer. I was actually trying to make her a little tougher!

[Tvorceskiy]

I firmly believe that his tattoos are part of an ancient Iron Bull mating ritual. When a bull finds a suitable mate he begins by garnering interest. He teases and prods his unsuspecting prey, luring them over the edge into bull-lovin' territory.

Once there, the bull plays hard to get for a time, nearly driving his mark insane with need before he pounces. Once they ride the bull, it's impossible to stop.

When the bull finally has his chosen quizzy all gooey and sexed up, he dons a vitaar...crafted by the blood of his enemies, happy tears of those he's pleasured, and a bit of dragon's blood (because hello, essence of dragon cologne! )...instead of the usual toxins.

This special vitaar is used to show his mate that he is ready for the plunge into...desire...

[Sui Causa]

I totally plan on making a male qunari for Bull so I can ride him again, but I'm a content ******. I need to see every scene with my own character. Which means I'm currently on playthrough 6

 

Thank you! All of characters tend to be softer. I was actually trying to make her a little tougher!

Well, when I said "fairer" I meant "female", as she is much softer looking than a male qunari would be! xD But she definitely has strength to her, but she looks very nice as well. So you did well!

 

 

I firmly believe that his tattoos are part of an ancient Iron Bull mating ritual. When a bull finds a suitable mate he begins by garnering interest. He teases and prods his unsuspecting prey, luring them over the edge into bull-lovin' territory.

Once there, the bull plays hard to get for a time, nearly driving his mark insane with need before he pounces. Once they ride the bull, it's impossible to stop.

When the bull finally has his chosen quizzy all gooey and sexed up, he dons a vitaar...crafted by the blood of his enemies, happy tears of those he's pleasured, and a bit of dragon's blood (because hello, essence of dragon cologne! )...instead of the usual toxins.

This special vitaar is used to show his mate that he is ready for the plunge into...desire...

....

This is amazing. My new head-canon, 100%.

 

But...I have Bull running around in armor that shows off his "tattoos", all the time. D: Is he showing his mate things while we are running around the middle of Val Royeaux? ...kinky...