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[Hellion Rex]

Exactly XD I'll make it up to him with another red headed freckled mage.

 

XD yes! He did say he'd be quizzy's bodyguard and he'd use whatever tools were needed for the job.

he can guard my body all day (and night) long!

[Sui Causa]

he can guard my body all day (and night) long!

I am pretty sure this is exactly what he meant when you recruited him. "Forward bodyguard"! As in, he was very forward about being your body guard. >:3

[ZerioctheTank]

Personally I prefer guarding his body. Then when we're alone in the bedroom he'll tie me up & test my endurance in a different kind of battle.

[Sui Causa]

Personally I prefer guarding his body. Then when we're alone in the bedroom he'll tie me up & test my endurance in a different kind of battle.

Stinkin warriors, getting taunt and stuff! I can soak the damage just fine on knight-enchanter, it's just a matter of being able to ****** everyone off enough to focus me instead of my party. xD

[ZerioctheTank]

Stinkin warriors, getting taunt and stuff! I can soak the damage just fine on knight-enchanter, it's just a matter of being able to ****** everyone off enough to focus me instead of my party. xD

If KE had a taunt button I would have totally jumped on the bandwagon but alas...

[Sui Causa]

If KE had a taunt button I would have totally jumped on the bandwagon but alas...

Yeah, I stick a fire mine under a group of dudes, and all of a sudden they're all reaaaaalllly eager to kick my ass. And then Bull just stroll's over and one warcry and all my great efforts are for naught. q_q

[Ryzaki]

Yeah my squishy rift mages and assassins rather people not look at them while they're shoving pointy things into their ribs. Ruins the moment.

[ZerioctheTank]

So, this wasn't supposed to be just sex, but this chapter is sex. It is all I can write when I write Iron Bull. I don't even have a reasonable excuse for it anymore.

*NSFW* http://archiveofourown.org/works/3217847/chapters/7003070

Chapter Two is up on my little in progress story. The next chapters will be, you guessed it, more sex!

*facepalms*

I should have waited and posted the first and second chapter together as one, but w/e. I have a feeling the next two chapters will be significantly more substantial than these two little guys were. But I wanted some setup. :3

I finally got around to reading this. Surprise, surprise there isn't any sex....well at least not yet anyway lol. I'll admit all I can picture in my head is Cole nuzzling the poor nug in his arms right now. As for moustache man......I'll avoid saying any hate comments about how he is clearly trying to be subtle about stealing what is not his (Manstealer, dreamcrusher) so I'll keep my comments to myself (I want to bash his skull in). Chapter two should be interesting.

[Sui Causa]

I finally got around to reading this. Surprise, surprise there isn't any sex....well at least not yet anyway lol. I'll admit all I can picture in my head is Cole nuzzling the poor nug in his arms right now. As for moustache man......I'll avoid saying any hate comments about how he is clearly trying to be subtle about stealing what is not his (Manstealer, dreamcrusher) so I'll keep my comments to myself (I want to bash his skull in). Chapter two should be interesting.

Chapter two has sex! I promise~! My favorite line from Chapter one was definitely Cole and the nug though. "It's only scared because it knows it's delicious." I giggled a lot planning out that little scene.

 

In my head-canon, Dorian is just maybe a liiiiiitle jealous. I do feel bad for the poor guy, so I really do think I'll be writing a threesome some day. The problem is, my head-canon will make Iron Bull pretty damn possessive about who is allowed to touch Lavellan. Lavellan will be interested in watching Iron Bull do what he does to someone other than himself though, just for curiosity's sake (For Science!), so I imagine the threesome will be something along the lines of Dorian getting the full Bull treatment while Lavellan watches, and if Dorian is really lucky, maybe getting to see a bit of Bull/Lavellan action before he passes out. (Bull would posture all to hell and be preening for Lavellan the whole time, just putting on a show to try and make Lavellan jealous? ♥)

 

But a threesome with this series wouldn't work out, so afterwards Dorian would be back to Mr. Palm and his five lovely sons.

 

This of course, is just something that's kicking it's way around. I have chapter three and chapter four to write first, and both are going to be more substantial than the first two chapters were. (Working on part three now!)

 

[Hellion Rex]

 As for moustache man......I'll avoid saying any hate comments about how he is clearly trying to be subtle about stealing what is not his (Manstealer, dreamcrusher) so I'll keep my comments to myself (I want to bash his skull in).

[Hellion Rex]

Some NSFW

 

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[Sui Causa]

Some NSFW

 

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Boobs...but still...hnngh. Gotta appreciate the Bull. ♥

 

*cackles*

In my game, Iron Bull just commented on Tevinter:

Varric: Do the Tevinters really need cults? Aren't they weird enough?

Iron Bull: Vints are all crazy. If it's not cults, it's demons, or musical theater, or something.

 

..musical theater. xD

[Joe25]

 

[Joe25]

Some NSFW

 

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In the words of IronBull "Red Heads".

[Sui Causa]

 

 

 

See? Now if this is what the chantry offered, I could convert so fast!

That was a really nice song. ♥

[Joe25]

See? Now if this is what the chantry offered, I could convert so fast!

That was a really nice song. ♥

The Chantry welcomes all that are willing to wear a red velvet skirt.

[Ryzaki]

Well it looks like I won't be going outside for a while. Stupid snow storm.

 

This is so what I get for procrastinating when paying my bill. If I have to pay a late fee it's no one's fault but my own. >_>

[Sui Causa]

Ooh, stay warm and safe with that storm kicking around!

 

Also...silly, not paying bills with online banking!

[ZerioctheTank]

Well it looks like I won't be going outside for a while. Stupid snow storm.

This is so what I get for procrastinating when paying my bill. If I have to pay a late fee it's no one's fault but my own. >_>

I lived in Kansas until two years ago & I remember the snow storms and occasional ice storm. Now where I live if there is even a 1% chance of freezing they shut the city down and the drivers take that as an excuse to drive like morons.

[Lady Luminous]

So I was totally going to make Acaeus last night for Bull. I was... but then Windows had to update to 8.1 and ...and I started reading my book... and I never reloaded DA:I. 

 

...*shame*

[DarkAmaranth1966]

I love Bull with My KE, jsut take that bodyguard thing seriously and set him to defend you. Now he stays close to you and, when he taunts, you're in the middle of it. Makes for some great back to back fighting with you and the Bull.

[ZerioctheTank]

Marshmallow mages all of you. I don't need ANYONE to defend me!

[Lady Luminous]

Marshmallow mages all of you. I don't need ANYONE to defend me!

 

That's right, I can take on a whole handful of templars just me and my daggers!

[Sui Causa]

I love Bull with My KE, jsut take that bodyguard thing seriously and set him to defend you. Now he stays close to you and, when he taunts, you're in the middle of it. Makes for some great back to back fighting with you and the Bull.

This, this right here is what I do! And then all I have to worry about is that I attack the dudes that try and shank the rest of my group, and everything takes care of itself.

 

Me and Iron Bull duoing dragons while Dorian and Cole lay dead on the ground because the whirlwind attack killed them again is pretty much a normal occurance. And it's fun as hell. Between Bull's guard and my barrier, we are invincible and will never die. ♥

[ZerioctheTank]

This, this right here is what I do! And then all I have to worry about is that I attack the dudes that try and shank the rest of my group, and everything takes care of itself.

Me and Iron Bull duoing dragons while Dorian and Cole lay dead on the ground because the whirlwind attack killed them again is pretty much a normal occurance. And it's fun as hell. Between Bull's guard and my barrier, we are invincible and will never die. ♥

Until someone dispels that barrier and the wind blows in your direction causing a critical hit knocking you out cold lol.