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[Sui Causa]

Until someone dispels that barrier and the wind blows in your direction causing a critical hit knocking you out cold lol.

Pfft, you don't seem to understand just how brutally overpowerd knight enchanters are! If my barrier gets dispelled, I'll have more barrier within seconds! I'm constantly sacrificing half my barrier to empower my spells, which then makes them give me more barrier in exchange! It's a fluid thing, my barriers! Not to mention, if I happen to have guard on hit armor/weapons, I'll have a full stack of guard ontop of my full stack of barrier! (I have totally gotten instagibbed the first time my barrier drops though. It does happen, and its pretty hilarious when it does.)

 

...I don't usually roll with guard on hit stuff though, just because then I feel like I'm breaking the game and it kind of takes the fun out of it. q_q I wanna give Bull a chance to hit things too! Though if I make Iron Bull a 2h tank warrior this playthrough, which I'm thinking I will as soon as I get specilizations and some crafted gear up, then I might get the guard on hit so I can help him tank. >.>

[Hellion Rex]

Until someone dispels that barrier and the wind blows in your direction causing a critical hit knocking you out cold lol.

Or I could simply whack your damn armor off with my Spirit Blade, knocking your weak ass onto the ground.

[ZerioctheTank]

Walking fortress + To the Death + lvl 1 nug = dead marshmallow mage

[Sui Causa]

*slips away to from the fight*

*steals Iron Bull with him for sexytimes*

*behind a lightning-magic-weak-to-spirit-damage barrier, bet you wish you were knight-enchanter now, kekekekeke*

*best ending*

[ZerioctheTank]

*slips away to from the fight*
*steals Iron Bull with him for sexytimes*
*behind a lightning-magic-weak-to-spirit-damage barrier, bet you wish you were knight-enchanter now, kekekekeke*
*best ending*

Do you guys see this!? He's not "sharing" like everyone on here tells me to do!

*cast To The Death*

I AM A CHAMPION DAMMIT!!! I always get what I want because its GOOD to be champion. Nobody says its good to be knight enchanter, nobody. You're just some arcane warrior knockoff & we all know what happen to them in the end.

*Activates Walking Fortress*

Now get your hand OFF my man before I do what I did to Dorian to you.

[Hellion Rex]

Do you guys see this!? He's not "sharing" like everyone on here tells me to do!

*cast To The Death*

I AM A CHAMPION DAMMIT!!! I always get what I want because its GOOD to be champion. Nobody says its good to be knight enchanter, nobody. You're just some arcane warrior knockoff & we all know what happen to them in the end.

*Activates Walking Fortress*

Now get your hand OFF my man before I do what I did to Dorian to you.

[Sui Causa]

....

*continues humping behind barrier*

 

I WILL UNF UNF UNF UNTIL YOU PRY IRON BULL FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS.

AND THEN I WILL STILL DIE HAPPY. Totally worth it!

[Hellion Rex]

Why do I have the sudden urge to write a death fic....

[Sui Causa]

Why do I have the sudden urge to write a death fic....

;_; I just wanted to hump the Iron Bull for uhhh....inspiration! Yeah! That's it!

 

*unf unf unf*?

[Hellion Rex]

;_; I just wanted to hump the Iron Bull for uhhh....inspiration! Yeah! That's it!

 

*unf unf unf*?

Lol, I meant a fic where Bull dies. Not you, my dear.

[Sui Causa]

Lol, I meant a fic where Bull dies. Not you, my dear.

DDDDDD:

 

No! You cannot! The Iron Bull cannot be harmed! ;_; The feels would be too much!

 

Its bad enough at the end of In Hushed Whispers when Bull gets tossed aside like a rag doll by the things coming to gib you. ;_;

[ZerioctheTank]

Lol, I meant a fic where Bull dies. Not you, my dear.

Why can't I dislike a comment......WHY!!!!?

[Sui Causa]

Why can't I dislike a comment......WHY!!!!?

;_;

This either means you want me to be hurt, in which case, I WRITE YOU IRON BULL SEXYTIMES, why would you want to hurt meeee?

 

Or it means you also do not want Iron Bull to be hurt, in which case, I AGREE. ♥

[ZerioctheTank]

;_;
But I write you Iron Bull porns, why would you want to harm meeeeeee.
*attempts to look cute and innocent?*

HE IS MINE!!!!!!!!!

[Sui Causa]

HE IS MINE!!!!!!!!!

I see, YOU DID MEAN ME HARM! Well then. ... You're mean!

*grabby hands all over Iron Bull* >:3

[ZerioctheTank]

Dammit I forgot I specced out grappling chain. **** it!

*charging bull*

[Sui Causa]

Dammit I forgot I specced out grappling chain. **** it!

*charging bull*

*fade cloak* *fade step* *fleeeeeeee!*

 

I will steal him back when you are sleeping. D:<

[ZerioctheTank]

*fade cloak* *fade step* *fleeeeeeee!*

I will steal him back when you are sleeping. D:<

I don't sleep. I'm always.....up

[Sui Causa]

I don't sleep. I'm always.....up

Pfffft, Iron Bull will tire you out eventually. >_>

 

And then when you wake up from passing out, you'll wonder why he's sitting there with a guilty little smile on his face and his pants are gone.

 

And then you'll see me walking by wearing his pants (Which would have to be like, hiked up past my nipples to not trip me because elf-size, BUT JUST ROLL WITH IT OKAY), and you will know what happened while you were out!

 

>:333

[Ryzaki]

*just watches as everyone gets in the perfect position for a Pull of the Abyss + Fire Mine + Static Cage*

 

=3

[Hellion Rex]

DDDDDD:

 

No! You cannot! The Iron Bull cannot be harmed! ;_; The feels would be too much!

 

Its bad enough at the end of In Hushed Whispers when Bull gets tossed aside like a rag doll by the things coming to gib you. ;_;

Hmmm, now, to determine which words will evoke the most feels and tears out of you all...tricky, tricky.

[ZerioctheTank]

Hmmm, now, to determine which words will evoke the most feels and tears out of you all...tricky, tricky.

I bawled when Varric was mourning Hawke & that scene wasn't that bad. What you're talking about doing is........indescribable.

[Hellion Rex]

I bawled when Varric was mourning Hawke & that scene wasn't that bad. What you're talking about doing is........indescribable.

All the more reason that I need to capture that emotion, that despair, the loss, and transmute it into a story.

 

It may break my heart, but I am strong enough to lift my pen to write the words!

[Joe25]

Do you guys see this!? He's not "sharing" like everyone on here tells me to do!

*cast To The Death*

I AM A CHAMPION DAMMIT!!! I always get what I want because its GOOD to be champion. Nobody says its good to be knight enchanter, nobody. You're just some arcane warrior knockoff & we all know what happen to them in the end.

*Activates Walking Fortress*

Now get your hand OFF my man before I do what I did to Dorian to you.

No one touches the mustache, but me!

[Ryzaki]

All the more reason that I need to capture that emotion, that despair, the loss, and transmute it into a story.

 

It may break my heart, but I am strong enough to lift my pen to write the words!

 

smh.

 

Ice cold. D:

 

I do want to eventually write a everybody dies fic about my poor rivalmanced Anders Hawke. What a hot mess.