Why are you people talking about 50 shades of grey?
The Iron Bull Discussion Thread - Break out the casks!
#10776
Posté 13 février 2015 - 04:32
#10777
Posté 13 février 2015 - 04:35
Why are you people talking about 50 shades of grey?
We were talking about the criticism surrounding Iron Bull's romance and people who were trying to equate it with 50 Shades.
#10778
Posté 13 février 2015 - 04:35
This is where I gleefully pet my kinky story collection, hilarious as it is with it's huge amount of werewolves ...god a lot of werewolves. o.o Like a freakish amount of werewolves. WHY IS ALL MY BDSM WEREWOLVES. But at least it's better than that so it's all good. And now I actually get some kink out of my video games too, so holy hell, I'm content.
I really like how Iron Bull's romance shows ACTUAL AFTERCARE, where after sex he actually, you know, talks about what's going on between him and the Inquisitor after their monkey sex, and then ends up snuggling them down for round two afterwards. And that's in game, on our screen. Because aftercare is important and the big guy knows that. ♥ He also doesn't get growly or angry if you question him, and is more than willing to explain things to the Inquisitor so that they understand wth they are doing and how it works. He's just...hnngh. ![]()

My friend found this and gave it to me, and I giggled. I think it fits this topic very nicely. x3
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#10779
Posté 13 février 2015 - 04:36
This thread has become distinctly un-fun ![]()
(not that I contribute anyway lol)
#10780
Posté 13 février 2015 - 04:37
Oh yeah it was bad. I've read worse but it at least had the decency to not pretend to be anything other than absurd smut. And the smut was actually good so...
But yeah Inner Goddess and the whole "fifty" thing made me want to punch babies.
But yes Bull
The far superior husbando.
Oh, I'm sorry. I briefly misinterpreted what you were saying when you said "It's not even so bad it's good category it's just." I thought you were saying something like, "It fits it's category"...which is why my response didn't make much sense.
Silly me.
Iron Bull is definitely fantastic. I plan to romance every LI but one, and Bull is one of the only two I plan to do twice.
I'm actually getting into that play through now, admittedly while hopping around between a few others.
I've made a redheaded rogue for Bull
...and I'm thinking I'm going to go assassin, but I've also heard he thinks Tempest is cool so I'm torn.
- Ryzaki et Sui Causa aiment ceci
#10781
Posté 13 février 2015 - 04:39
I made another reaver. Just to hear him say I smell good. I don't know why, but something about that is hot...and I may be weird
#10782
Posté 13 février 2015 - 04:40
We were talking about the criticism surrounding Iron Bull's romance and people who were trying to equate it with 50 Shades.
Why would that insult Bull's romance with that... thing?
#10783
Posté 13 février 2015 - 04:40
Oh, I'm sorry. I briefly misinterpreted what you were saying when you said "It's not even so bad it's good category it's just." I thought you were saying something like, "It fits it's category"...which is why my response didn't make much sense.
Silly me.
Iron Bull is definitely fantastic. I plan to romance every LI but one, and Bull is one of the only two I plan to do twice.
I'm actually getting into that play through now, admittedly while hopping around between a few others.
I've made a redheaded rogue for Bull
...and I'm thinking I'm going to go assassin, but I've also heard he thinks Tempest is cool so I'm torn.
He prefers his nipples un-cauterized, thanks. I went tempest, and I found it to be a lot of fun! It's VERY different from assassin. If you want to be all about stealth, stabbing people and then going back into stealth, go assassin all the way. If you want to LIGHT YOUR ASS ON FIRE WHILE YOU STAB PEOPLE IN THE FACE, THEN RUN INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE MELEE AND THEN SLOW DOWN TIME TO STAB THEM SOME MORE, then go tempest.
The capital's are important, because when you are playing a melee rogue tempest, you think in capitals. Trust me on this.
- Lady Artifice aime ceci
#10784
Posté 13 février 2015 - 04:41
I didn't play ME3 but saw a video of Garrus's imitation. Pretty much had me dying of laughter lol.Every time I read "Inner Goddess" my mind jumps back to Garrus imitating Liara's "By the Goddess" during the Citadel party, lol!
- Zarro-Morningstar aime ceci
#10785
Posté 13 février 2015 - 04:43
FIRE.ARSE.STAB.He prefers his nipples un-cauterized, thanks. I went tempest, and I found it to be a lot of fun! It's VERY different from assassin. If you want to be all about stealth, stabbing people and then going back into stealth, go assassin all the way. If you want to LIGHT YOUR ASS ON FIRE WHILE YOU STAB PEOPLE IN THE FACE, THEN RUN INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE MELEE AND THEN SLOW DOWN TIME TO STAB THEM SOME MORE, then go tempest.
The capital's are important, because when you are playing a melee rogue tempest, you think in capitals. Trust me on this.
Okay I think I got it.
- Sui Causa aime ceci
#10786
Posté 13 février 2015 - 04:45
My mom didn't just hate it, she abhorred it.
Just the right word for how I felt. I nearly tore out pages it made me so angry.
This thread has become distinctly un-fun
(not that I contribute anyway lol)
I'm sorry. ![]()
Bull image? (screen archery credit to Andrew Ryan the man, the myth, the legend)

- Ryzaki et Nefla aiment ceci
#10788
Posté 13 février 2015 - 04:58
Oh, I'm sorry. I briefly misinterpreted what you were saying when you said "It's not even so bad it's good category it's just." I thought you were saying something like, "It fits it's category"...which is why my response didn't make much sense.
Silly me.
Iron Bull is definitely fantastic. I plan to romance every LI but one, and Bull is one of the only two I plan to do twice.
I'm actually getting into that play through now, admittedly while hopping around between a few others.
I've made a redheaded rogue for Bull
...and I'm thinking I'm going to go assassin, but I've also heard he thinks Tempest is cool so I'm torn.
Oh no. I thought the period said it all XD my fault.
Yes the Bull though :3
AND YES make Redhead for Bull
I like assassin archer plus when Leliana's all "it does our scouts good to see themselves in our herald." I was won over completely
Assassin archer always.
Edit: me and my misspellings XD
- Lady Artifice aime ceci
#10789
Posté 13 février 2015 - 05:02
Why are you people talking about 50 shades of grey?
Because sometimes you just need to take the Bull by the horns.
#10790
Posté 13 février 2015 - 05:15
Just the right word for how I felt. I nearly tore out pages it made me so angry.
I'm sorry.
Bull image? (screen archery credit to Andrew Ryan the man, the myth, the legend)
Any idea what armor this is? It's gorgeous on him.
- Vaseldwa et Lady Artifice aiment ceci
#10791
Posté 13 février 2015 - 06:33
Any idea what armor this is? It's gorgeous on him.
I'm afraid not. I've been wondering the same. I'd love to know what schematic and materials to use to recreate exactly that.
...I wonder if it's modded.
#10792
Posté 13 février 2015 - 02:36
It has a shirt, it hides his chest! I cannot approve of this armor no matter how good it looks. :<
Someone should mod it to remove the dark leather shirt part, and just leave the leather, then I would approve of it a million times. >.>
I thought this was adorable. ♥ AHahahaha get it cuz adoribull ahahaha I'll stop now. ._.

I am making some sort of promise that I have a four day weekend so I will finish writing this stupid chapter during it! 13k words, and they are finally about to have sex. (This chapter is just a sex scene, you see!) I had plans for this story idea, it was just going to be a short little oneshot with three little sections, just a quick little thing. ;w; Damn it, how did this happen?
- Nefla, Exaltation et Lady Artifice aiment ceci
#10793
Posté 13 février 2015 - 02:59
#10794
Posté 13 février 2015 - 04:05
Don't get me started on the writing. I couldn't get past the first chapter. Horrible, and smacks of the previous "version" that was on Fanfiction.net before she pulled it and submitted it to some contest. She got very lucky. And the fact nothing like that was "mainstream" at that time. And seeing how it was a fanfic of Twilight, of course the formula (obsessive male stalking female - but it's LOVE) worked again.Also, from a writing standpoint, there were things about the books that make me want to start shredding pages. I've never reacted that way to a piece of fiction before.
- Lady Artifice aime ceci
#10795
Posté 13 février 2015 - 09:29

#10796
Posté 13 février 2015 - 09:40
Just the right word for how I felt. I nearly tore out pages it made me so angry.
I'm sorry.
Bull image? (screen archery credit to Andrew Ryan the man, the myth, the legend)
Loverly armor! Though I admit, it looks a little weird to see him with a shield - I always have him fighting with two-handed weapons.
Just finished my first playthrough - though I'm disappointed because some weird bug/glitch stopped my romance with Bull flat. Ended up on that lonely balcony all by myself. *sigh*...
#10797
Posté 13 février 2015 - 10:12
Loverly armor! Though I admit, it looks a little weird to see him with a shield - I always have him fighting with two-handed weapons.
Just finished my first playthrough - though I'm disappointed because some weird bug/glitch stopped my romance with Bull flat. Ended up on that lonely balcony all by myself. *sigh*...
Well that is rather unfortunate. Before you walked off to the balcony what was your last conversation with Bull like? I'm not sure how it is with an un romanced Bull but there should be an option to tell him he could stay with you (or something like that) when he says for the first time he has no orders.
#10798
Posté 13 février 2015 - 10:30
Well that is rather unfortunate. Before you walked off to the balcony what was your last conversation with Bull like? I'm not sure how it is with an un romanced Bull but there should be an option to tell him he could stay with you (or something like that) when he says for the first time he has no orders.
I did get to coax him to stay with me, telling him I could always provide him with the best fights. He laughed.
Oooh, he's so damn sexy when he laughs. *fans self*
Time to start another playthrough. As Maker's my witness, I WILL ride that bull!
- ZerioctheTank aime ceci
#10799
Posté 13 février 2015 - 11:12
I did get to coax him to stay with me, telling him I could always provide him with the best fights. He laughed.
Oooh, he's so damn sexy when he laughs. *fans self*
Time to start another playthrough. As Maker's my witness, I WILL ride that bull!
Just sucks you didn't get the balcony scene, it is so hot! Oh well maybe you'll get the second time around.
#10800
Posté 13 février 2015 - 11:52





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