If I ever romance Cassandra I would totally do that otherwise I fear I'll load a previous save file so I could romance Bull.
On a non DA note I am a modding newb! It took me four hours to correctly install this mod for fallout new vegas. I did all the complicated steps correctly but forgot to do the most simplest one.
Back-up saves are your best friends.
....I just can't stop kicking around the idea of the three, Lavellan/Iron Bull/Dorian deciding to have one amazingly kinky night of roleplay sex. Roleplaying, of course, a tevinter magister and his sexually frustrated slave being captured by the big bad ben hassrath spy oh whatever will we do. 
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Yeaaaaah I really feel bad about it but it'd still be so fun to write them arguing out the details ahead of time ("Why can't *I* be the tevinter magister and Dorian be the slave?" "I just don't have the complexion for it, you see. Has to be you or else we'll never get in character! Though you would be a great Ben-Hassrath agent, and a qunari slave would be just the ticket!" "...I don't think you really understand how this works...") and then all the sexytimes playing it out afterwards. ...
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I'm going to go back to feeling bad in my corner. >.>
....I just can't stop kicking around the idea of the three, Lavellan/Iron Bull/Dorian deciding to have one amazingly kinky night of roleplay sex. Roleplaying, of course, a tevinter magister and his sexually frustrated slave being captured by the big bad ben hassrath spy oh whatever will we do.
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Yeaaaaah I really feel bad about it but it'd still be so fun to write them arguing out the details ahead of time ("Why can't *I* be the tevinter magister and Dorian be the slave?" "I just don't have the complexion for it, you see. Has to be you or else we'll never get in character! Though you would be a great Ben-Hassrath agent, and a qunari slave would be just the ticket!" "...I don't think you really understand how this works...") and then all the sexytimes playing it out afterwards. ...
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I'm going to go back to feeling bad in my corner. >.>
That sounds awesome, but I hope no one gets offended over the slavery kink.
That sounds awesome, but I hope no one gets offended over the slavery kink.
Pfft, if they have a serious conversation about it, debate whether or not they should go through with it, come to the conclusion that acting out a dirty fantasy that remains nothing but fantasy is a-okay with all three of them, then I don't feel responsible for anyone feeling offended. Just a matter of writing out all that kink negotiation first.
My biggest issue with the idea is just...the dynamic I have written between Lavellan/Iron Bull previously does not lend itself very kindly to inviting a third party into the mix in the first place, lol. ;_;
Pfft, if they have a serious conversation about it, debate whether or not they should go through with it, come to the conclusion that acting out a dirty fantasy that remains nothing but fantasy is a-okay with all three of them, then I don't feel responsible for anyone feeling offended. Just a matter of writing out all that kink negotiation first.
My biggest issue with the idea is just...the dynamic I have written between Lavellan/Iron Bull previously does not lend itself very kindly to inviting a third party into the mix in the first place, lol. ;_;
I was just saying because some people were offended on Valentine's Day over a Cullen picture.
As for the threesome thing, if you want to write it, then you should. If you want, make it an AU where they would allow a third person in the mix. Just my input. 
I was just saying because some people were offended on Valentine's Day over a Cullen picture.
As for the threesome thing, if you want to write it, then you should. If you want, make it an AU where they would allow a third person in the mix. Just my input.
Ahhhh, yeah I guess there are those types of people out there. But somehow I doubt they'd be the kind drawn to read a Inquisitor/Iron Bull/Dorian smutfic in the first place. Iron Bull's following, and those who would be interested in threesome kinkiness, tend to be a lot more easy going about getting uppity about stuff. Unless you're Zeroic facing off against those who like Dorian, but he's just special. 
I might do that, just kind of a "What if" fanfic to have fun with it. We shall see how the idea shapes up after it's been kicked around in my head a while.
On a silly note, I found this picture on Tumblr and laughed a lot.
http://raptor262.tum...st/111814868411
Ahhhh, yeah I guess there are those types of people out there. But somehow I doubt they'd be the kind drawn to read a Inquisitor/Iron Bull/Dorian smutfic in the first place. Iron Bull's following, and those who would be interested in threesome kinkiness, tend to be a lot more easy going about getting uppity about stuff. Unless you're Zeroic facing off against those who like Dorian, but he's just special.
I might do that, just kind of a "What if" fanfic to have fun with it. We shall see how the idea shapes up after it's been kicked around in my head a while.
On a silly note, I found this picture on Tumblr and laughed a lot.
This fandom can get super sensitive about little things, usually on Tumblr, but here, people seem more respectable.
That picture is hilarious. My Adaar would be all "Bull, no. That's dangerous!" XD I'm still new to these forums, so I'm not entirely sure how to post pictures.
That picture is hilarious. My Adaar would be all "Bull, no. That's dangerous!" XD I'm still new to these forums, so I'm not entirely sure how to post pictures.
All you have to do to post pictures is look at all the buttons above where you write in your post (assuming you're not using the mobile version on a tablet or something). One of them is a little picture thing, use that to link to a picture's URL and it'll post it for ya. If you need to upload a picture, like a screenshot or something, just go to tinypic.com and then you can upload it there!
If dorian keeps his eyes elsewhere I wouldn't have a problem with him & while we're at it he needs to stop talking to him as well so no banter lol. Sui if anyone is reading your stories they show already be prepared for kinkiness.
I know some Cullenites that didn't like it when I talked about a fic where he used silence on a warden while they were having sex. It was consensual & really hot. I loved how the author went into detail of how the warden's inability to feel the fade increased her sensitivity to other things. Of course I'm a huge pervert so I'll read anything lol.
I'll read your damn threesome fic as well I'll just insert someone in Dorian's spot while I read.
Yeaaah, I don't think I have many readers of the pearl-clutching I am scandalized by this display of sexy depravity variety. Ohhh well!
Do I get bonus points if I make you like it, Dorian and all? It almost like a challenge then. >.>
(I was going to make a comment about the whole being offended by silencing thing, but...I just won't touch that. Probably not people who are friendly with the whole sensory deprivation concept in general.)
Uhhh yeah I'll read that fic Sui.
Gimme!!! *insert grabby hands gif here*
Kehehehe. 
Well now I have motivation to get this little idea into story format!
What was the Cullen pic, if I may ask? Now you've piqued my curiosity.
What was the Cullen pic, if I may ask? Now you've piqued my curiosity.
It was a drawing of Cullen on his desk with the words "I'm addicted to you".
Okay...*shakes head* some people just aren't happy unless they're fussing about something, I suppose.
I'll see if I can find that fic again on fanfiction. It was something I didn't save to my favorites. When I find it I'll post a link. Sui I don't hate Dorian as much as I portray honestly. He is a good character but there are a few things about him besides the manstealing that irk me but that can be discussed on a different thread.So uhh that sense deprived fic....link? Feel free to PM it to me.
Okay...*shakes head* some people just aren't happy unless they're fussing about something, I suppose.
Yup, I thought it was kinda ridiculous. 
In other news, I'm waiting for the Black Emporium patch so I can change the color of my Qunari's eye shadow. It's bright purple now and it doesn't go well with her complexion. 
*me likes to ride the Bull 
Oooh, someone on Tumblr drew a "What if Bull was styled after DA2 type qunari" picture. Hnnnnngnghghghghg.
http://kickingshoes....-is-but-what-if
[heavy breathing intensifies]
http://archiveofouro...g/works/3431630
I wrote an Iron Bull x Lavellan fanfic based off of a silly idea that ended up NOT BEING PURE PORN.
IN FACT THERE IS NO PORN AT ALL. It's like I don't even know who I am anymore.
So I wonder why I even bothered writing it or posting it but THERE IT IS NON THE LESS.
Summary: KNIGHT ENCHANTER OP. Then Lavellan meets a Templar. Knight-enchanter gets buttkicked, and Iron Bull doesn't react to it the way Lavellan expects.
Oooh, someone on Tumblr drew a "What if Bull was styled after DA2 type qunari" picture. Hnnnnngnghghghghg.
http://kickingshoes....-is-but-what-if
[heavy breathing intensifies]
He looks so evil. I LOVE IT!
Loved it Sui! It was still hot to me.
Maybe I'm pervier than I thought...or I just really loves me some IB.....*I might need to consider an intervention....*
I'm right there with you, fear not. We are perfectly normal I assure you, it's everyone *else* that's weird!
I kind of want to write another chapter for that idea, just something along the lines of Iron Bull's training exercises consistently involving sparring that leaves him on the ground with Bull on top of him and then extremely kinky sex afterwards.
And then Lavellan eventually hiding in Dorian's spot in the tower because I HURT EVERYWHERE WHY IS MUSCLES SO HARD, I just want to read for a little bit please don't let him find me! and Dorian facepalming so hard but still encouraging him by saying **** like "Well if you've come this far and give up then just think about how all that pain was for nothing."
...did I mention there was a lot of kinky sex in this idea?
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