Banter! Cooking lesson with Snootyquisitor!
Snootyquisitor: Mmh, mmh, now just let me toss the cubed meat with some flour. *does so*
Sera: You could just throw it into the pot.
Snootyquisitor: Shush! Now I will place the coated cubes in a pan with hot butter. That will make a tasty crust!
Sera: Sounds like a lot of work for nothing.
Snootyquisitor: Close your mouth and open your ears! You might learn something. Now I will add the meat to the broth.
Sera: About time. So you've got anymore fancy stuff to add in there?
Snootyquisitor: Fie! You will sing a different tune when I am done! Now a splash of vinegar in the cream...
Sera: Cream and vinegar? Ewww! I'm not touching that!
Snootyquisitor: Tsk. Patience! *adds cream mixture to the pot* Now some diced onions and mushrooms... Voilà! Now we wait!
*two hours later*
Snootyquisitor: Now, ye of little faith, have a taste and tell me what you think.
Sera: *takes a bite* ... It's...kinda good, actually.
Snootyquisitor: Your eloquence still needs work, but your taste is improving. That is something.
Sera: You couldn't just leave me alone, could you?
Snootyquisitor: No.
Sera: You're going to keep pestering me forever, aren't you?
Snootyquisitor: Yes.
Spoiler
Yum yum... But why didn't he soften the onions, first? Silly Snootyquisitor. ![]()





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