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[LightningPoodle]

Know what's a funny fact?

 

I use either Serza or Capt'n Serza as my nickname.

 

Capt'n Serza! What do we do!? Our ships taking on water and we've run out off rum!

[veeia]

Started a thread for PC performance stuff:

http://forum.bioware...-please-see-op/

Thank you! Hoping between that thread and the first patch, I can get it looking better. Cuz it is a horrorshow right now...believe or not, that screenshot is a "good" view of it...I had to change her hair color because black looks so awful, lmao. Cass's hair is grey and Cullen looks like a corpse and basically I'm hanging out with Solas a lot and wearing helmets.

[Bioblitzer]

Capt'n Serza! What do we do!? Our ships taking on water and we've run out off rum!

save the rum!

[LightningPoodle]

save the rum!

 

We've got no rum, matey! We're all dried out!

[AlexiaRevan]

We've got no rum, matey! We're all dried out!

*Push ya overboard* No Booze ! No Rideeeee !!!!!!!!!   

[raging_monkey]

We've got no rum, matey! We're all dried out!

* brings cask of rum from private stash* somebody said rum?

[LightningPoodle]

*Push ya overboard* No Booze ! No Rideeeee !!!!!!!!! 

 

 

* brings cask of rum from private stash* somebody said rum?

 

[AlexiaRevan]

* brings cask of rum from private stash* somebody said rum?

YEAHHHHHHHH! * Start drinking * WOOHOOO! 

 

Now if I could get me a slattern..*hic*.................I be soo happyyyyyyyyyy...........*hic*....................................

[Bioblitzer]

* brings cask of rum from private stash* somebody said rum?

guess that would make u first mate. I'm happy being the muscle

[Serza]

You got a Peg leg and a pearrot to go with the title ?? ARRR MATEY! If ya dont ya walking tha Plank !!! 

 

Aye! Be ye blind!?

 

Capt'n Serza! What do we do!? Our ships taking on water and we've run out off rum!

 

Arr! Launch the boats! We'll drag 'er back ashore! First Mate, where be ye!

 

Nevermind the rum! Save the ship first, lads!

[LightningPoodle]

I'm half Saint Helenian. I'll find booze somewhere.

[Serza]

I'm half Saint Helenian. I'll find booze somewhere.

 

Aye! Ye be a fine First Mate of this ol' Brig!

 

Ah, now you've done it. Assassin's Creed IV shall sustain me until DA:I comes!

[LightningPoodle]

Let me guess. None of you know where Saint Helena is.

[Serza]

Mean ye Santa Helena, First Mate?

[AlexiaRevan]

And I'm the Cap'tn cose I got tha whipeeeeeeee ! now DRIVE THE BOAT!!! ONWARD To find me a Slattern and other treasure ! *hic* 

 

[raging_monkey]

YEAHHHHHHHH! * Start drinking * WOOHOOO! 
 
Now if I could get me a slattern..*hic*.................I be soo happyyyyyyyyyy...........*hic*....................................

hopefully they are redheads lol

guess that would make u first mate. I'm happy being the muscle

aye my friend

Aye! Be ye blind!?
 

 
Arr! Launch the boats! We'll drag 'er back ashore! First Mate, where be ye!
 
Nevermind the rum! Save the ship first, lads!

your orders capt'n

[YourFunnyUncle]

Let me guess. None of you know where Saint Helena is.

Highlight text... Right Click... Search Google...

[LightningPoodle]

Mean ye Santa Helena, First Mate?

 

Saint. Santa Helena is a website for Chilean Wines, Capt'n.

[Serza]

hopefully they are redheads lol

aye my friend

your orders capt'n

 

Arr!

 

Be ye me First Matey? Nay!

Helmsman, five degrees to port!

 

Sorry.

[AlexiaRevan]

Arr!

 

Be ye me First Matey? Nay!

Helmsman, five degrees to port!

Port??? *Hic* Lets go to that place........*hic*...rivainy thingy!! FIND A SLAAAAAAAAATttttttERN! BELLAAAAAAAAAAA *hic* AAAAAAAAAAHHHH 

[Serza]

Saint. Santa Helena is a website for Chilean Wines, Capt'n.

 

Who be ye to question your Capt'n?

 

Santa Helena, Portuguese island, Portuguese name! Aye, First Matey?

[YourFunnyUncle]

Saint. Santa Helena is a website for Chilean Wines, Capt'n.

Santa Elena...

[Serza]

Port??? *Hic* Lets go to that place........*hic*...rivainy thingy!! FIND A SLAAAAAAAAATttttttERN! BELLAAAAAAAAAAA *hic* AAAAAAAAAAHHHH 

 

Be ye drunken? Where be yer Rum stash!

 

Admit now! I be the Cap'n of this fine Brig!

[Serza]

Santa Elena...

 

Aye, tha's what yer Cap'n mean!

[LightningPoodle]

Who be ye to question your Capt'n?

 

Santa Helena, Portuguese island, Portuguese name! Aye, First Matey?

 

Uhhh, uhhh, hmmm... Aye, Capt'n.