Be ye drunken? Where be yer Rum stash!
Admit now! I be the Cap'n of this fine Brig!
Moneky Staaashhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! He gave me Boooze ! now give me Booobzzzzzz! Or I shall Mutinyyyyyyyy *hic*....want slatternnnnnn!
Be ye drunken? Where be yer Rum stash!
Admit now! I be the Cap'n of this fine Brig!
Moneky Staaashhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! He gave me Boooze ! now give me Booobzzzzzz! Or I shall Mutinyyyyyyyy *hic*....want slatternnnnnn!
Uhhh, uhhh, hmmm... Aye, Capt'n.
Aye, good lad!
Now get on one of 'em boats, drag 'er back ashore!
Rapid, lad, before we sink!
Alexia! Tie all the ropes you can find loose!
*Push ya overboard* No Booze ! No Rideeeee !!!!!!!!!
make way to to rivain i say slattens need help hahaPort??? *Hic* Lets go to that place........*hic*...rivainy thingy!! FIND A SLAAAAAAAAATttttttERN! BELLAAAAAAAAAAA *hic* AAAAAAAAAAHHHH
* passes mug of rum* right here capt'nBe ye drunken? Where be yer Rum stash!
Admit now! I be the Cap'n of this fine Brig!
Aye, good lad!
Now get on one of 'em boats, drag 'er back ashore!
Rapid, lad, before we sink!
Alexia! Tie all the ropes you can find loose!
Tie wut ? Dude lets just go already ! *drink more* Tis rum aint gonna last foreverrrrrrrrrrr.......................*hic*
Why am I even on this leaky tub... -looks around-
Why am I even on this leaky tub... -looks around-
*Tackle* Narniaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! Come *hic* Drink! We going on an Advennnnnnnnnnnnnn*hic*tureeeee.....
make way to to rivain i say slattens need help haha* passes mug of rum* right here capt'n
Many me thanks, helmsman!
Now tie 'em ropes before we sink!
First Mate! Drag five degrees starboard!
Monkey, helm five degrees starboard!
Aye, good lad!
Now get on one of 'em boats, drag 'er back ashore!
Rapid, lad, before we sink!
Alexia! Tie all the ropes you can find loose!
But Capt'n... Ar' boats be ful' a holes! *tries patching up the holes* I's not wor'ing Cap!
Why am I even on this leaky tub... -looks around-
Hurry, grab a hold o' something, sailor!
*walks in* *walks out*
*Grab ya and Tie ya to the Pier* We got us a Ladyyyyyyyyyy! HEEEEEEE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! onward!! *hic*
But Capt'n... Ar' boats be ful' a holes! *tries patching up the holes* I's not wor'ing Cap!
Blast! All hands, abandon ship!
Abandon ship! Save your souls!
*stands at the helm*
Go, sailors! I shall sink with me brig!
Blast! All hands, abandon ship!
Abandon ship! Save your souls!
*stands at the helm*
Go, sailors! I shall sink with me brig!
What ? You been 5min on tha boat and its already Sinking !!
Mutineryyyyyyyy!! TO ARMS!! Let chop chop tha Capt'n before we go to the Abyss ! ![]()
Blast! All hands, abandon ship!
Abandon ship! Save your souls!
*stands at the helm*
Go, sailors! I shall sink with me brig!
*Abandons ship with enthusiasm* Goo'bye Capt'n! I's bee' an honour!
*Abandons ship with enthusiasm* Goo'bye Capt'n! I's bee' an honour!
Arr, me First Matey!
*sinks with the ship*
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I know right * grabs Poodle and begins sobbing *Oh my f***ing God! That new trailer made me feel so emotional... I... I can feel the tears coming right now...
Ju- Just give me a minute...
Well that's done. Now what?
Arr, me First Matey!
*sinks with the ship*
***Major facepalm****
I know right * grabs Poodle and begins sobbing *
*wonders what the hell to do*
I found us another ship!

aye capt'n * ties ropes*Many me thanks, helmsman!
Now tie 'em ropes before we sink!
First Mate! Drag five degrees starboard!
Monkey, helm five degrees starboard!
so I involuntary sank with the ship? wth
*swims to shore*
so I involuntary sank with the ship? wth
*swims to shore*
They sunk tha Ship !! Help me get Revengeeeeeeeeeeeeee!