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#39401
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There's a hilarious banter between Sera and Vivienne.

 

Sera: Hey Viv! Vivi! Look at this! Got something for you!

 

Vivienne: Darling, it's your bottom. Again. As bony and sad as it was the last dozen times you displayed it.

 

Sera: It's my butt!

 

Vivienne: Maker, however shall I endure this horror? Someone fetch me a fainting couch.

 

Just faint off that cliff. Vivi.



#39402
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Just faint off that cliff. Vivi.

You gotta admit the lady is almost impossible to rattle. The only one who manages it is Cole, but then that's kind of his thing. :D



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There's a hilarious banter between Sera and Vivienne.
 
Sera: Hey Viv! Vivi! Look at this! Got something for you!
 
Vivienne: Darling, it's your bottom. Again. As bony and sad as it was the last dozen times you displayed it.
 
Sera: It's my butt!
 
Vivienne: Maker, however shall I endure this horror? Someone fetch me a fainting couch.

had to pause when i heard that lol. Viv just owns everyone

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had to pause when i heard that lol. Viv just owns everyone

Except Cole and Solas (most of the time).



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There's a hilarious banter between Sera and Vivienne.

 

Sera: Hey Viv! Vivi! Look at this! Got something for you!

 

Vivienne: Darling, it's your bottom. Again. As bony and sad as it was the last dozen times you displayed it.

 

Sera: It's my butt!

 

Vivienne: Maker, however shall I endure this horror? Someone fetch me a fainting couch.

 

Alright, you just opened the flood gates.

 

Who do you folks think has the best bottom in Inquisition. Admit it, you done this contest in your head already. 

 

I say Iron Bull. 



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Alright, you just opened the flood gates.

 

Who do you folks think has the best bottom in Inquisition. Admit it, you done this contest in your head already. 

Leliana of course! Cassandra is a close second.



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Leliana of course! Cassandra is a close second.

 

I'm surprised that Sera didn't make a lewd comment when Cass happily revealed to us that she doesn't wear underpants. I paused for a moment, won't lie.



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Except Cole and Solas (most of the time).

she got solas a few times and cole... is cole lol

Alright, you just opened the flood gates.
 
Who do you folks think has the best bottom in Inquisition. Admit it, you done this contest in your head already. 
 
I say Iron Bull.

well you cant say *** without cass then its sera then josie then dorian and lastly bull

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You gotta admit the lady is almost impossible to rattle. The only one who manages it is Cole, but then that's kind of his thing. :D

 

Yeah. But that ability to not be rattled comes at the cost of being a total disagreeable ice queen.

 

I love the way she's written and voiced, though. Freakin' flawless, that.

 

Alright, you just opened the flood gates.

 

Who do you folks think has the best bottom in Inquisition. Admit it, you done this contest in your head already. 

 

I say Iron Bull. 

 

Sera. That Elven booty deserves all your eyes, all the time.


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I'm surprised that Sera didn't make a lewd comment when Cass happily revealed to us that she doesn't wear underpants. I paused for a moment, won't lie.

I think Sera was too busy laughing at the blunt admission. I paused too. I kinda wished a romance Inquisitor could have chimed in with 'she really doesn't' or an embarrassed cough. 



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I think Sera was too busy laughing at the blunt admission. I paused too. I kinda wished a romance Inquisitor could have chimed in with 'she really doesn't' or an embarrassed cough. 

 

I'm sure you flirted the ass of that fine Seeker like I did too. I regret nothing, man I adored Cass in this game *sigh*



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I'm sure you flirted the ass of that fine Seeker like I did too. I regret nothing, man I adored Cass in this game *sigh*

I didn't flirt with her with my lady Trevelyan. She was busy with Josie. :D My lord Trevelyan is going to flirt like a rascal though! He flirted with Cullen too.  :lol:



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I didn't flirt with her with my lady Trevelyan. She was busy with Josie. :D My lord Trevelyan is going to flirt like a rascal though! He flirted with Cullen too.  :lol:

 

Aha, I went a lil too far with Josie on my first run and had to let her down, felt bad she's such a sweetheart and in hindsight perhaps I should have stayed on that path. My elf run with Sera really disappointed me, looked forward to it for so long. My elves can have Josie from here on out. 

 

Lol can male Inquisitor's flirt with Cullen, didn't know that. I'm actually getting on with Blackwall much better in my 2nd run, also for science I flirted with Cullen and Blackwall once so far. That will be as far as I go though.



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Alright, you just opened the flood gates.

 

Who do you folks think has the best bottom in Inquisition. Admit it, you done this contest in your head already. 

 

I say Iron Bull. 

 

The female Qunari Inquisitor all day erry day tbh. Dem thighs doe. 


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#39415
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xD

 

Should have sent a raven instead.

That's exactly what DA cloud storage is. Ravens trying to hide things in clouds. Works about as well as you'd expect.


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I'm surprised that Sera didn't make a lewd comment when Cass happily revealed to us that she doesn't wear underpants. I paused for a moment, won't lie.

 

Well, she's shocked as we were. :P


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Alright, you just opened the flood gates.

 

Who do you folks think has the best bottom in Inquisition. Admit it, you done this contest in your head already. 

 

I say Iron Bull. 

 

All the ladies. Esp qunari inquisitor.

 

She made my playthrough hard sometimes. :P



#39418
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All the ladies. Esp qunari inquisitor.

 

She made my playthrough hard sometimes. :P

 

In more ways than one? :P

 

(Damn, that joke could've been much better if you were a man. Wasted.)


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Alright, you just opened the flood gates.

 

Who do you folks think has the best bottom in Inquisition. Admit it, you done this contest in your head already. 

 

I say Iron Bull. 

 

Dat Cassandra :P



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Alright, you just opened the flood gates.

 

Who do you folks think has the best bottom in Inquisition. Admit it, you done this contest in your head already. 

 

I say Iron Bull. 

 

I saw his love scene recently and my vote is for Dorian, that's one mighty fine chiseled man arse. And that's not my thing at all but I can't deny it's magnificence.



#39421
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can you imagine your favs in a modern world? holy hell. Leli at the office. Sera, concert promoter and published cookie cookbook author. Solas the engineer of organic products. Iron Bull, a gardner hahahaha. Cassie, head of military development for some company. Viv, fortune 500 CEO, Black Beauty Inc. Varric, owner and proprietary, Drinks On Me. Dorian, television host, All That Glitters (syndicated worldwide).

This list is hilarious.
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Alright, you just opened the flood gates.

 

Who do you folks think has the best bottom in Inquisition. Admit it, you done this contest in your head already. 

 

I say Iron Bull. 

 

Cass' booty game is way too strong. You can put her in Templar gear or something else that isn't really doing her any favors, but as soon as you get back to Skyhold and she switches to her default pants + breastplate combo...

 

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#39423
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Sera has a bony arse, Vivi? Wait... What?

 

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#39424
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In more ways than one? :P

 

(Damn, that joke could've been much better if you were a man. Wasted.)

 

I fooking knew it. :P

 

 

 

 

Sera has a bony arse, Vivi? Wait... What?

 

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It was more to insult her.

Dat ass.


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#39425
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The kiss animation of between Sera and a human makes it look like Sera is licking the quizzy's face. Which she might be...