I keep picturing this happening to Sera. Not sure why:
Sera: C'mon Bull, drink with me!
IB: Sure, I could go for a pint.
Sera: A pint sounds boring. You always say that. I know! Let's have a drinking contest.
IB: I wouldn't advise that. I've had a lot of practice and you're pretty small.
Varric: <laughing> Oh, I would advise that. This would be too funny to pass up.
Sera: Nonsense, you know I can hold my liquor.
Varric: I know that kiddo, but a qunari isn't your average human solider.
Sera: You know what? You party poopers wait here, I'll go get the drinks.
Cass: Do I truly want to see this?
Varric: I think you do, Seeker.
Sera: <comes back with the shots. Several small shots of various colors and scents are on the tray>
Sera: Let's do this! GAME ON!
IB: <chuckle> Very well, you go first...
One hour later:
Sera: <smashed drunk, singing slightly off-key> Whhhhhhhaat do you do with a drunken sailor EARLY IN THE MORNING?
IB: I warned her not to take that last shot.
Varric: Didn't you order it?
IB: Yes. Dwarven spirits, mixed with a little berry juice.
Varric: By the Maker Bull...you gave the kid dwarven spirits? You gave her dwarven alcohol?!?
IB: She'll be fine after she passes out. She seemed to like it though.
Varric: Fine. But if she gets sick, you're cleaning it up.
Cass: ...
Cass: I'm going to bed.
Sera: Thrrrrrrrooww 'em in the hold with the Captain's Daughter EARLY IN THE MORNING!
i want this to happen
So much arguing in this thread. Everyone calm down and have a Sera
Artist link: http://www.deviantar...-Sera-459210103
Also, in case any of you are wondering, there is already at least one awkward nude picture of Sera on DeviantArt.
that is beautiful. and hopefully not as bad as my morrigan/leliana nudes i did years ago
must hear this~
I brought enough for everyone.
i'm allergic to corn ![]()







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