Quiz: What do you think about the people who have gathered?
Sera: Which? The ones who do things or the ones who give orders?
Quiz: What about Dorian?
Sera: *giggles* He's fun! Could lose a bit more Tevinter. You're having it off with him. You don't need me talking. But I do anyway.
Quiz: What about Cole?
Sera: 1. I'll say nothing about that. That thing is just wrong.
2. Don't give two squirts about him. He's still just a wrong thing.
Quiz: You just said 'him' and 'he'.
Sera: You just shut it!
Quiz: What's your opinion of Vivienne?
Sera: She's a b*tch, but she knows. She better.
Quiz: Thoughts on Iron Bull?
Sera: 1.*nervous laugh* He makes me wonder about... things. I mean what do their women look like? Woof!
2. He's got nothing on you, but that Qun stuff. I don't know.
3. *amused* Yeah, I got thoughts. How can you still walk? Never mind. Mostly don't wanna know.
Quiz: Any thoughts about Warden Blackwall?
Sera: 1. He's... too good right? I'd like to see him out of that uniform. Not like that.
2. Right. Warden. Good liar that one. He should give lessons. Suppose he kind of did. Soldiers do nasty sh*t.
3. Thought you'd stay with him. Figured wrong I guess. I still like him.
4. Knew you'd let him stay. I like him too. Not like you. Too beardy and... I suppose parts.
Quiz: Thoughts about Cassandra?
Sera: 1. Thoughts? Sure. Not like yours though. Worked your way right up in there.
2. Not as buttoned up as she plays, right? Tough though. I'd stand behind her in front of anything.
Quiz: What about Solas?
Sera: 1. Solas? Pfft! His head's crammed up a thousand years ago.
2. I've seen how you look at him. You're in it. Bet he cries out 'Elven glory' when he does it.
Quiz: Anything to say about Varric?
Sera: Varric? Too clever. Always saying something but never saying it straight.
Quiz: What do you think about our spymaster, ambassador and commander?
Sera: 1. No, not messing with Leliana. Pretty, but wow! Just... bards. Right?
2. Leliana is pretty in places. Swear I've seen her too. Or heard she used to play. But that'd be mad.
3. Now Josephine, she's as good at humbling her kind as I am. Just with less mess. Knows her business, if you have to have it.
4. Now, Josie, you don't need me going on about your little Josie. You know her better.
5. And Cullen? I suppose if you want a jackboot, you get a big one so he can grow into it. Nice hair though.
6. And your Cullen-wullen.*baby voice* Cully-wully. Lots of men under him. Needs a woman over him. Because positions.
Sera: Not interested in being your second.
Quiz: My what?
Sera: Your second. I like you fine, but, and this may be hard for a Trevelyan, you can't have everything. You can talk because words are shite, but if you want to do, with me, better tell Josie first. Don't bother if you're just on holiday. I hate tourists.