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Grieving Natashina

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You guys are great.  Folks wonder why I stay on the BSN/BSF...stuff like this is too much fun.

 

Monitor, meet soda.   :lol:



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Those Romans were just posers and thieves.

 

She's the Huntress. Not the multi-boobed fountain lady.



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This feels like watching bad ancient Roman porn.


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:D

 

No, not to the Ms. Mammary Statue up there, but to the goddess herself. They folded the gods of Greece into their own, preexisting Lore.

 

I know, I know.



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The armor looked like it might have back lacing, like a corset.  Corsets can make a lady that wasn't blessed with massive mammies look big.  Plus, as Maria said, it does keep the breasts high and out of the way.  It makes sense for an archer and the leather keeps her pretty well protected overall.

Ouch, no, I reckon she'd be wanting more of a minimal profile. There are some places you do not want to get hit by a bowstring.



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Sera is suffering from Samara syndrome. They started her boobs too low instead of at the arm pit like a real woman. =p Samara had those halfway down the ribcage boobs too.



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Artemis was a fertility goddess.

artemis.jpg

 

She looks like a surinam toad. *shudder*


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Sera is suffering from Samara syndrome. They started her boobs too low instead of at the arm pit like a real woman. =p Samara had those halfway down the ribcage boobs too.

 

Also seems like they are not taking into account the fact that she is wearing tight armor which would add a squish effect to the breasts.



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She looks like a surinam toad. *shudder*

 

Obscure reference.

 

But you're right. :wacko:



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Because men end up looking like this dude.
 
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(I hope there'll be Ugly Inquisitor that can top that)

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Sera is suffering from Samara syndrome. They started her boobs too low instead of at the arm pit like a real woman. =p Samara had those halfway down the ribcage boobs too.


I immediately thought of ME's ladies and George Lucas saying in the future women didn't wear bras.

BioWare games tend to have a number of oddities when it comes to the models. Boobs, long necks, strange hands.

(I hope there'll be Ugly Inquisitor that can top that)


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I immediately thought of ME's ladies and George Lucas saying in the future women didn't wear bras.

He said what?

 

O___O



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A push-up bra is one of our companion quests?

 

The quest to find Andraste's bra.

 

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strange hands.

 

Like Bethany's Skeletor hands?



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I immediately thought of ME's ladies and George Lucas saying in the future women didn't wear bras.

BioWare games tend to have a number of oddities when it comes to the models. Boobs, long necks, strange hands.

All the breasts will have antigravity, because it's the FUTURE!!!!

But yeah, there are some Lovecraftian anomalies occasionally, but in general Bioware does a good job!



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He said what?

 

O___O

It was actually a joke started by Carrie Fisher:

 

http://inktank.fi/20...-and-star-wars/

 

"Her breasts were taped down with gaffer tape, as her costume did not permit any lingerie to be worn underneath. She joked later, “As we all know, there is no underwear in space.” 

 

Lucas' explanation from here:

 

https://www.blastr.c...as_convince.php

 

"He's seen the show[her one woman show] a couple times, and he actually came over and explained, because [I told the story] of him saying that there was no underwear in space," Fisher said at the Television Critics Association fall press tour. "He explained that in space you get weightless, and so your flesh expands. What? But your bra doesn't, so you get strangled by your bra. That's why I couldn't wear a bra in the first Star Wars. George actually came backstage when I did the show in San Francisco and told me that."

 

 

Yeah, Carrie didn't buy it.   :P

 

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As if that clarified everything after all these years. Fisher responded sarcastically, "Really? Now I understand it."

 


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Cassandra's masculine qualities are cool. That isn't my problem at least.

 

I still wish I could've romanced Aveline.

i really wanted to romance aveline actually.


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The quest to find Andraste's bra.

 

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Darn.. she had a bra. I always envisioned her in furs. Maybe with more warpaint though.



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i really wanted to romance aveline actually.

She was a handsome woman- I liked her, but preferred Merill.



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She was a handsome woman- I liked her, but preferred Merill.

merrill was my first hawke's love, and the one i enjoyed listening to the most...but imagine how different a story avaline could have had if you bedded her before or after she married donic



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I suspect it is some kind of 3d modeling skeleton issue. Like maybe if they don't put the boobs lower than natural they might have too many clipping issues during regular animations? But Miranda didn't have this issue... or Liara... so it really is a giant WTF with Sera and Samara.



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I suspect it is some kind of 3d modeling skeleton issue. Like maybe if they don't put the boobs lower than natural they might have too many clipping issues during regular animations? But Miranda didn't have this issue... or Liara... so it really is a giant WTF with Sera and Samara.

Maybe the same designer who did Samara also did Sera.  :rolleyes: 



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I like Samara and Sera's build. It's out there in the real world, after all. It can be attractive.

 

Bethany's fingers otoh... just no.

 

edit: Not that it matters, I guess. I'm a guy.



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I like Samara and Sera's build. It's out there in the real world, after all. It can be attractive.

 

Bethany's fingers otoh... just no.

No one's boobs hang that low unless they are fake. Sorry. Perky boobs do not start half way down the rib cage. Breast flesh TENDS to start at the arm pit. Since that is where your pectoral muscles are. Even A cups.


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Darn.. she had a bra. I always envisioned her in furs. Maybe with more warpaint though.

 

It's a fur bra. Fur Bikinis are a thing.