Wait, it took you this long?
What have you been doing, man!
I was holding out. I'm no hoor!
(That's a lie, I'm a total hoor...)
Or perhaps we should ask who he has been doing...
I have plans to pull off the mythical Blackwall, Leliana, Josephine, Cassandra, Dorion, Sera, and Varric orgy. People say it can't be done, but I think it's just because they haven't tried hard enough.
I haven't seen a Star Wars movie in quite a few years but was the writing really that bad?
In the 4 written by George Lucas, pretty much, yes.
In the 2 written by Lawrence Kasdan, no. Especially the masterpiece that is The Empire Strikes Back, which was hilariously featured in Russia's first post-Soviet Film Festival after the ban on Western movies was lifted. They didn't consider Star Wars: A New Hope up to snuff, so they just skipped it for the sequel! xD