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[WildOrchid]

Oh.... such innocent minds...

[Basement Cat]

im confused tbh

She shot him with a d*ldo (not sure if it would be censored). So Coryphenus is a d*ck head. Get it?

[Rel Fexive]

Hey guys...

 

You know, the atmosphere in this thread often feels like a little tea party where everyone is calmly discussing, and we invite newcomers to pull up a chair and join us. The children's table sometimes gets rambunctious, but they calm down after a while.

A troll shows up and everyone just carries on like nothing out of the ordinary is happening. Until they get personal that is. Then it's on!

 

Seranader 1: Wasn't that scene funny? One of the best!

 

Sernader 2: Indeed. I particularly liked how well it ties in with the rest of the story. Fabulous!

 

Seranader 3: Yeah, it was awesome!

 

Troll: Lolz, Sera sucks!

 

S1: Dear me, it seems a stray dog has wandered in. Whatever shall we do?

 

S2: Ignore it. It will get bored eventually.

 

S3: Right. Where are the cookies?

 

Troll: Sera sucks and you suck too!

 

S1: *tosses scalding tea on Troll*

 

S2: *readies heavy artillery*

 

S3: *readies missile strike*

 

 

Or something like that. 

 

It didn't happen again, did it?  Do they never learn?

 

Spoiler

 

X

 

I laughed like mad.

 

I.... guess I've not reached that bit yet which is why I don't understand it...?  Don't explain, please.  I... think  I'd like to experience it for myself....?  Umm, so to speak?  Uh...  I'm backing out of this conversation now before I stumble into saying anything else.

[Basement Cat]

Hey guys...

 

 

It didn't happen again, did it?  Do they never learn?

 

 

I.... guess I've not reached that bit yet which is why I don't understand it...?  Don't explain, please.  I... think  I'd like to experience it for myself....?  Umm, so to speak?  Uh...  I'm backing out of this conversation now before I stumble into saying anything else.

Rel! Hello!

 

We haven't had trolls in a while.

 

There are no story spoilers (it doesn't happen in the game). I explain the joke in the post above yours. Cheers!

[WildOrchid]

(it doesn't happen in the game)

 

Man, I wish.

[Basement Cat]

Man, I wish.

Scaredy cat writers...

[Roamingmachine]

The color used leaves little to the imagination. Not that I would know about such things...

Why are the ones women own always pink? O_o

[raging_monkey]

She shot him with a d*ldo (not sure if it would be censored). So Coryphenus is a d*ck head. Get it?

oh archers are dangerous

[Basement Cat]

Why are the ones women own always pink? O_o

How do you know that? 

 

... What color is yours? *runs away*

[Roamingmachine]

How do you know that?

Some limited Experience. Plus whenever they pop up in popular culture it's almost always pink too. Sometimes bright green.

Mens toys tend to be darker in color when not natural.

[Basement Cat]

Some limited Experience. Plus whenever they pop up in popular culture it's almost always pink too. Sometimes bright green.

Throw in some blue ones and make it a rave party! Woot!

 

As for pop culture, well pink is supposedly feminine.

[raging_monkey]

Some limited Experience. Plus whenever they pop up in popular culture it's almost always pink too. Sometimes bright green.Mens toys tend to be darker in color when not natural.

Some limited Experience. Plus whenever they pop up in popular culture it's almost always pink too. Sometimes bright green.Mens toys tend to be darker in color when not natural.

saw a crystal one once

[Basement Cat]

saw a crystal one once

There's a Saint's Row game with a giant purple one as a weapon (the second game I think)

[Roamingmachine]

There's a Saint's Row game with a giant purple one as a weapon (the second game I think)

I've seen bigger ones than that actually being sold. Wouldn't want to get hit with one, those things have heft!

This conversation is certainly going places

[raging_monkey]

There's a Saint's Row game with a giant purple one as a weapon (the second game I think)

well shite thats a messed up way to die "bludgened to death by romance enhancer" XD

[introverted_assassin]

no there have been trolls here lately. they have just been successfully ignored. can't put a fire out by adding gasoline. even controlled burning is still burning.

I like that this thread has intelligence throughout but doesn't reek of elitism. that'one reason I'm still here.

[Roamingmachine]

... What color is yours? *runs away*

Flesh.

What, you thought I wouldn't be shameless enough to answer?

[raging_monkey]

Flesh.What, you thought I wouldn't be shameless enough to answer?

haha

[Colonelkillabee]

Why are the ones women own always pink? O_o

Funny, the ones I've seen are always black...

 

Mine's polka dot The one I got for christmas? American Flag.

[Basement Cat]

Flesh.

What, you thought I wouldn't be shameless enough to answer?

No, I was genuinely curious because of your phrasing. You claimed most women have a pink one. That raises *snort* the question  of how you were in position to find out, and of what color men favor. With the kind of fiction I write, I'm not going to be embarrassed by people's 'accessories'.

[Roamingmachine]

Funny, the ones I've seen are always black...
 
Mine's polka dot The one I got for christmas? American Flag.

Inappropriate joke potential is over 9000!

[introverted_assassin]

mine is a variation of black. to match my skin tone. because having a lime green or pank one is sorta "his operating system is unstable. he will fail" for me.

[Colonelkillabee]

Inappropriate joke potential is over 9000!

LOL by all means. What else is a dedicated Sera thread for?

 

And to be honest, I've actually never seen one before outside of a sex store. I know someone's keeping those stores in business, lol. Guess southern women are better about concealing their stuff, or something, lol.

 

I also will never ever use a "man toy" myself. The idea is just....

[Basement Cat]

mine is a variation of black. to match my skin tone. because having a lime green or pank one is sorta "his operating system is unstable. he will fail" for me.

I wonder if I could find a turquoise one? Mmh... For no particular reason.

[YourFunnyUncle]

I like that this thread has intelligence throughout but doesn't reek of elitism. that'one reason I'm still here.

I respect academic qualifications and the hard work that goes into gaining them, but I learned long ago that they're not the only measure of intelligence...