I totally blagged it!
How would you know? Did you steal prescription sheets?
I read the local, small time papers. There are usually a couple of stories of someone making an utter fool of themselves in an attempted robbery or similar. There was this guy once who was harassing/molesting women (not funny) and he wound up getting scalding coffee thrown in his face (funny because he deserved it).
This one I actually witnessed: A young man was walking down the street, his skateboard under his arm, coming towards me. I cross paths with him, turn around and see that his back is covered in blood! He fell down at the skateboard park and got cut something fierce! Anyway, this guy is just walking, chill as you please, dripping blood all over the sidewalk.
And they say I live in a boring town.





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