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[Roamingmachine]

 

3000 sounds like a lot of work. Can't I just stand there and eat a jelly donut?

 

Well that brings back memories. Barracks are the same everywhere

[veeia]

Guys wtf. So my graphics card hasn't been working for over a month but I haven't wanted to part with my computer (laptop) so I haven't sent it in. I did every single piece of troubleshooting I could and my computer just wouldn't read it so the tech guys are like "we'll prob just have to replace it"

Anyway earlier I was like "haha it's be funny if I modded in a Dalish tattoo on Solas's face" so to test that I just downloaded the first tattoo brush set I could find and ended up slapping a Jesus one on Solas's face because it made me laugh.

Loaded up the game and it crashed, probably because I compressed the texture wrong, but THEN A MESSAGE FROM MY COMPUTER IMMEDIATELY POPPED UP SAYING MY CARD HAD REPAIRED ITSELF AND WAS NOW FUNCTIONING. Haven't tested it yet, but just the fact that my computer recognized it finally??

Wow why didn't I try that one earlier, silly me, "attempts to mod in a Jesus tattoo on a pretentious elven god" is right after "turn it off and back on again"

[veeia]

I cannot believe this. I am back to running the game at a medium-high setting. Card is fully functioning. I can see Quizzies freckles and scars now. How. I won't question it, but lmaoooo.

[Duelist]

I cannot believe this. I am back to running the game at a medium-high setting. Card is fully functioning. I can see Quizzies freckles and scars now. How. I won't question it, but lmaoooo.

Aren't first world problems just the best?

I wouldn't trade them.

[LightningPoodle]

Sonofab*tch! I'm out of likes and it's not even 10am yet.

[Serza]

Another one inbound:

 

 

https://twitter.com/...816732427055107

 

Genders are split by platform. It should also be noted that the delta is quite a bit smaller than it was with Mass Effect, where the gender split was something along the lines of 82% male versus 18% female. So, progress I guess.

 

Infographics are so fun!

 

Lady Inky looks good in the pic...

I'm glad I added to that number.

 

I'm a grey warden now, I suppose I could make jokes about getting someone to master her taint, best leave it to Sera or BC.

 

Oh, Grey Warden...

What have you done...

The oath you have taken...

Is all but broken...

 

All is undone,

Demons have come.

To destroy this peace,

We have had for so long.

 

Ally of Foe?

Maker only knows.

Ally or Foe?

The Maker only knows.

 

The Stronghold lives on,

And the Army's reborn...

Compelled to forge on.

What will we become?

 

Can you be forgiven,

When the cold grave has come?

 

Or will you have won,

Or will battle rage on?

 

Oh, Grey Warden...

What have you done?

The oath you have taken

Is all but broken

 

All is undone,

Ash in the Sun,

Cast into Darkness,

The Light we had won.

 

Spoiler

What chance is there of curing the Blight, Oh Grey Warden?

I remain a Ghoul still...

[LightningPoodle]

 

-snip-

 

Argh! I want to like it! But no likes left! Did you make that up?

[Serza]

Argh! I want to like it! But no likes left! Did you make that up?

 

It's "Oh, Grey Warden"...

 

[Duelist]

Argh! I want to like it! But no likes left! Did you make that up?

I'm pretty sure it's one of the bard's songs.

EDIT:

[LightningPoodle]

It's "Oh, Grey Warden"...

 

-snip-

 

Oh. Don't really take notice of the lyrics in the bard songs.

 

You could have totally claimed ownership of it. I would have been none the wiser!

[YourFunnyUncle]

I'm beginning to think that Poodle is an impostor and that he's never actually played DAI...

[Serza]

Oh. Don't really take notice of the lyrics in the bard songs.

 

You could have totally claimed ownership of it. I would have been none the wiser!

 

I'm a better person than that - I hope.

 

Besides, I can come up with a semi-decent story that's actually readable, but a song? Naw, not clever enough in that way.

[LightningPoodle]

I'm beginning to think that Poodle is an impostor and that he's never actually played DAI...

 

... You got me. 

[veeia]

You are the Blackwall of this thread, smh.

That's a character from the game FYI.

[LightningPoodle]

You are the Blackwall of this thread, smh.

That's a character from the game FYI.

 

What is he like? Some Robin Hood type character?

[LightningPoodle]

I'm a better person than that - I hope.

 

Besides, I can come up with a semi-decent story that's actually readable, but a song? Naw, not clever enough in that way.

 

Practice makes perfect. No reason why you can't write a song. Just make lines rhyme with other lines and your golden. 

[veeia]

What is he like? Some Robin Hood type character?

He's p cool. Dirtbag liar murderer who once tripped balls in the desert and hallucinated nugs singing sea chanties and apparently smells real bad so yes, exactly like Robin Hood.

[YourFunnyUncle]

A poodle lurks in Sera's place,
Is he for real? Or do we face,
An impostor, whose cunning acts,
Are made to rob us of our facts,
So that at some near future date,
He can attack. Is that our fate?

[Duelist]

He's p cool. Dirtbag liar murderer who once tripped balls in the desert and hallucinated nugs singing sea chanties and apparently smells real bad so yes, exactly like Robin Hood.

Dude can tank like a boss though.

[SardaukarElite]

He's p cool. Dirtbag liar murderer who once tripped balls in the desert and hallucinated nugs singing sea chanties and apparently smells real bad so yes, exactly like Robin Hood.

 

Blackwall isn't anything like Errol Flynn.

[veeia]

Yes. Also you can storm a jail to free him, presumably murdering a bunch of prison guards in the process, and then make out with him in front of all your friends while he's still in chains, so I mean, like I said. P cool guy.

(Lmfao that romance is so trashy and I love it)

[Serza]

Dude can tank like a boss though.

 

Well, he is THE WALL.

[Basement Cat]

Well, he is THE WALL.

Not! He's just another brick. *runs away*

[YourFunnyUncle]

Not! He's just another brick. *runs away*

He don't need no education. (About what actual Wardens actually do.)

[Basement Cat]

He don't need no education. (About what actual Wardens actually do.)

And he couldn't have any pudding, because Sera ate it all.