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#57901
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So no story then...?  :(



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raging_monkey

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So no story then...?  :(

i have a few but they are boring

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So no story then...?  :(

Once upon a time there was a young man with a light machine gun who went to hunt a rhino. He missed and the rhino rammed him off a bridge, where he died. Then he respawned at the nearest checkpoint and tried again. He went to see his friend the elephant, who helped him take down the rhino. Together they succeeded, and the young man took the rhino's skin to sell it. With the money, he bought ammunition for his light machine gun because he had used it all on the rhino.

 

And so, he was as broke as he was before. The moral of the story is that rhinos are not worth the trouble. 

 

*I'm talking about Far Cry 4, not actually hunting rhinos*


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#57904
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So no story then...?  :(

 

Poodle I'll tell you a story......



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Wor Wonton Soup for the win. I really, really needed a big bowl of soup.



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Once upon a time there was a young man with a light machine gun who went to hunt a rhino. He missed and the rhino rammed him off a bridge, where he died. Then he respawned at the nearest checkpoint and tried again. He went to see his friend the elephant, who helped him take down the rhino. Together they succeeded, and the young man took the rhino's skin to sell it. With the money, he bought ammunition for his light machine gun because he had used it all on the rhino.

 

And so, he was as broke as he was before. The moral of the story is that rhinos are not worth the trouble. 

 

*I'm talking about Far Cry 4, not actually hunting rhinos*

 

Just use a high-powered rifle. A fifty's going to stop anything.

 

Well, maybe except a friggin' elephant. Even bigger calibers for that, I think.

 

Oh, and if Fifty fails to kill or VERY seriously harm something in one shot, then the game's just a bag of dogsh*te.



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I've been taking Cole out for the first time properly, and my initial impression is that he has been placed in the game solely to guilt-trip me about killing nugs.



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Just use a high-powered rifle. A fifty's going to stop anything.

 

Well, maybe except a friggin' elephant. Even bigger calibers for that, I think.

 

Oh, and if Fifty fails to kill or VERY seriously harm something in one shot, then the game's just a bag of dogsh*te.

I never tried the 50 on the rhino, but the game is definitely not garbage. The gameplay is ridiculously fun. This game gives you so many opportunities to mess with the enemy.



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I've been taking Cole out for the first time properly, and my initial impression is that he has been placed in the game solely to guilt-trip me about killing nugs.

 

Just don't expect him to do any a good against bears. lol



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I've been taking Cole out for the first time properly, and my initial impression is that he has been placed in the game solely to guilt-trip me about killing nugs.

 

 

I've never killed nugs so I don't know about that, but take him out with Iron Bull and Solas if you have the chance..

 

some great dialogue with each of them...

 

 

and you will get to learn about...'Candy'...



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I never tried the 50 on the rhino, but the game is definitely not garbage. The gameplay is ridiculously fun. This game gives you so many opportunities to mess with the enemy.

 

The entire thing is, if a fifty cal isn't among the most powerful, or THE most powerful weapon in the game, AND there is no plasma/lasers/gauss/mass accelerator/whatever, someone should probably go back to the drawing board.

 

Or maybe I should say caliber?

 

Also, I might note that for the purposes of this conversation, I only count small arms, and not vehicle-mounted weaponry such as 20+mm autocannons or tank main weapons. Also, I sort of dumped rocket launchers, silly me. Those are dependent on type of warhead used.



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The entire thing is, if a fifty cal isn't among the most powerful, or THE most powerful weapon in the game, AND there is no plasma/lasers/gauss/mass accelerator/whatever, someone should probably go back to the drawing board.

 

Or maybe I should say caliber?

 

Also, I might note that for the purposes of this conversation, I only count small arms, and not vehicle-mounted weaponry such as 20+mm autocannons or tank main weapons. Also, I sort of dumped rocket launchers, silly me. Those are dependent on type of warhead used.

Oh sure, the 50 cal sniper is among the most powerful, but the single most powerful gun in the game is a customized MG42 called the Buzzsaw. It lives up to its name. :D



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There. I removed all the stuff that was utterly irrelevant and just left the crux of your post. First you acknowledge that the game world does indeed work as written, realistic or not, and then go right ahead trying to justify your personal hate for the Dalish with with real-world stuff that is completely and utterly irrelevant to the game world. Nice, but I have seen that tactic used before on the boards and it doesn't work. So sorry. The Dalish survive living as they do. They are the way they are because the world around them is the way it is. And that's the end of it.


It must be sad for you to live in that bubble without even any reading comprehension to keep you company.

No offence to Eirene, but if she and I were to describe Sera, her description would likely be three times a long as mine. No judgement on whose description would be better. I just tend to be economical with my words. I always struggled to meet word counts in academic assignments. It's just down to different writing styles.

 
OFFENSE TAKEN ANYWAY

also you are wrong but I won't say why because BREVITY :P
 

I'm sure the context would be completely different if only so many lesbian characters in the media weren't portrayed in such way, as deep down wanting men sexually. But it isn't so, and myths it encourages encourage in turn sexual violence against lesbians, which I am survivor of myself.


I can't speak as intimately or eloquently about the sorts of things misoretu has been through, and I don't consume as much media as she does so I can't bring up specific examples like she can. I know more than a few women who have had experiences like hers, even though the most I've ever come in for is verbal abuse and constant, grinding, dehumanizing low-level harassment. I completely agree that a lot of guys everywhere assume lesbianism is a "confusion" or a "phase" or something ugly girls do when they can't get the D, and that it can totally be cured by REAL MAN SEX because we all totally want guys deep down right?

So it hits a fairly sore spot to see popular depictions of lesbians in media in the same light. I won't pretend that me telling some guy at a party to F off is doing something great for the Cause, but doing that and then seeing most lesbians on TV or in games end up in sexual situations with men anyway is disheartening. Happy, stable, non-tragic, non-exploitative lesbian relationships are few and far between in a lot of pop culture.

It's not fair to the Dragon Age writers to make them responsible for righting the wrongs of society. I genuinely appreciate what they did in making the most powerful person in Thedas lesbian. That's cool. I also agree with the storytelling decision to make the most powerful person in Thedas a backstabbing, exploitative jackass, because that's what monarchs are like anyway. What I don't like is the confluence of those two things, and I don't like that it's the single most prominent lesbian relationship in the series without at least something else to offset it.
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#57914
LightningPoodle

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Poodle I'll tell you a story......

 

Yes please!  :D



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Once upon a time there was a young man with a light machine gun who went to hunt a rhino. He missed and the rhino rammed him off a bridge, where he died. Then he respawned at the nearest checkpoint and tried again. He went to see his friend the elephant, who helped him take down the rhino. Together they succeeded, and the young man took the rhino's skin to sell it. With the money, he bought ammunition for his light machine gun because he had used it all on the rhino.

 

And so, he was as broke as he was before. The moral of the story is that rhinos are not worth the trouble. 

 

*I'm talking about Far Cry 4, not actually hunting rhinos*

 

They are the bane of my cars existence.



#57916
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Just don't expect him to do any a good against bears. lol

 

I specced him as an archer because I'm DW on this run. He won't be going near any bears.

 

I've never killed nugs so I don't know about that, but take him out with Iron Bull and Solas if you have the chance..

 

some great dialogue with each of them...

 

 

and you will get to learn about...'Candy'...

If nugs didn't have that lovely ranged defence attribute, I'd leave them alone... ;) Won't be long now until I pass on to tier 2 leathers for my crafting, so they'll be safe again... I intend to take him with a few people, although I don't know how long I can stand not to have Sera in my party...



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Ya know just occured me that we will never know what was the Solution for a peace between Mage and Templar . And everything become Andraste this and that (not that I mind..but for once it is all a lie)..............

 

Would have been nice to find something afterward . Maybe make that Leliana personal quest into her finding a Will of the previous Divine about the peace treaty....

 

watcha think ? 



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So far I've just bought my nug leather..but I'm sure I will kill them at some point when I'm really crafting a lot



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Cole: But the nugs..........the pain..........they are in pain. Why do you hurt them so much.........so often.

 

My response:

 

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Sorry for stealing, basement kitty.


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Ya know just occured me that we will never know what was the Solution for a peace between Mage and Templar . And everything become Andraste this and that (not that I mind..but for once it is all a lie)..............

 

Would have been nice to find something afterward . Maybe make that Leliana personal quest into her finding a Will of the previous Divine about the peace treaty....

 

watcha think ? 

 

 

funny you should mention this

 

 

http://forum.bioware...ce-at-conclave/



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Cole: But the nugs..........the pain..........they are in pain. Why do you hurt them so much.........so often.

 

My response:

 

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Sorry for stealing, basement kitty.

 

does he really say that?



#57922
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Oh sure, the 50 cal sniper is among the most powerful, but the single most powerful gun in the game is a customized MG42 called the Buzzsaw. It lives up to its name. :D

 

Do you know why they called it the Buzzsaw, in the game? Or... why I think they did? There's a good reason for it I see.



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funny you should mention this

 

 

http://forum.bioware...ce-at-conclave/

Yeah saw that..didnt go in...but really...

 

So much wasted potentiel....

 

Story couldve been so much MORRRRRRRRRRRRE!



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No, I was exaggerating. I'm not sure what he says exactly. I just know my response.

 

I'm a bad person. Bane of cute little nugs everywhere. RUN, but you can't hide. MUAHAHAHAHAHA

 

I'm sorry, I'll go now.

 

*I actually find the nugs cute, that make the cutest squeak in the game. But if I need crafting material. Sorry but sacrifices must be made. FOR THE GREATER GOOD. Or so thats my excuse.



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Cole: But the nugs..........the pain..........they are in pain. Why do you hurt them so much.........so often.

 

My response:

 

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Sorry for stealing, basement kitty.

Ya are being kind..

 

Me..I would have stabbed him right then..SHARE THEee PAIN then..and shut up  :lol:


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