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[LightningPoodle]

To be fair, the character in the gif Poodle posted is more twisted than anyone on this thread has ever been...

 

She's a bloody good character and the actress is pretty amazing to have pulled it off.

[YourFunnyUncle]

Right? That was horrifying. 

Have you watched Luther? The woman is a proper psycho, that's for sure.

[LightningPoodle]

Have you watched Luther? The woman is a proper psycho, that's for sure.

 

A good psycho, and a very clever one at that.

[raging_monkey]

You know you said that, after I posted the gif, right? You have to be quicker. A constant eye on the thread. 

posted at the same time lol so i got lagged back

To stop me from posting anything that could be considered uncomfortable for others. It's.. what did we agree on... Rocket? Racket?

first it was pause but it was too formal then rocket cause it raccoon related, then somehow racket.

[Basement Cat]

That was fast! You must teach me this magic!

You see, Cat's a Shapeshifter...

So unless you're Mage, bad luck.

No need to be a mage. First, you just have to follow the alchemical principle of equivalent exchange. Exchange 10$ for a little bottle of pills.

Second, you need to focus you mind to send impulses through your muscles to grasp the cap and twist it off.

Third, the law of gravity comes into play as you tip the bottle to make pills fall into your hand.

Fourth, you must send an upward impulse through your arm so the pills fall into your mouth.

The last step is the hardest: you must use an aqueous concoction to speed the pills on the way to your stomach. It's a delicate operation that requires precise timing.

 

After that, it's just a matter of time.

[raging_monkey]

No need to be a mage. First, you just have to follow the alchemical principle of equivalent exchange. Exchange 10$ for a little bottle of pills.Second, you need to focus you mind to send impulses through your muscles to grasp the cap and twist it off.Third, the law of gravity comes into play as you tip the bottle to make pills fall into your hand.Fourth, you must send an upward impulse through your arm so the pills fall into your mouth.The last step is the hardest: you must use an aqueous concoction to speed the pills on the way to your stomach. It's a delicate operation that requires precise timing. After that, it's just a matter of time.

last time i dabbled in alchemy the ingretinates cost me a arm and leg

[lady_v23]

No need to be a mage. First, you just have to follow the alchemical principle of equivalent exchange. Exchange 10$ for a little bottle of pills.
Second, you need to focus you mind to send impulses through your muscles to grasp the cap and twist it off.
Third, the law of gravity comes into play as you tip the bottle to make pills fall into your hand.
Fourth, you must send an upward impulse through your arm so the pills fall into your mouth.
The last step is the hardest: you must use an aqueous concoction to speed the pills on the way to your stomach. It's a delicate operation that requires precise timing.

After that, it's just a matter of time.

...or it could just be magic.

[LightningPoodle]

No need to be a mage. First, you just have to follow the alchemical principle of equivalent exchange. Exchange 10$ for a little bottle of pills.

Second, you need to focus you mind to send impulses through your muscles to grasp the cap and twist it off.

Third, the law of gravity comes into play as you tip the bottle to make pills fall into your hand.

Fourth, you must send an upward impulse through your arm so the pills fall into your mouth.

The last step is the hardest: you must use an aqueous concoction to speed the pills on the way to your stomach. It's a delicate operation that requires precise timing.

 

After that, it's just a matter of time.

 

[Basement Cat]

last time i dabbled in alchemy the ingretinates cost me a arm and leg

It could be worse. Some want your eyes out of your head.

 

Spoiler

In French, the equivalent expression to 'cost and arm and a leg' is 'ça coûte les yeux de la tête'. 'It costs the eyes out of your head'. 

[Duelist]

...Okay I'll stay but only if Vee stays too!

I'll delete that post then.

[Basement Cat]

Serza often says I am a blood mage, but the only blood magic I can cast is a fainting spell. *get it?*

[LightningPoodle]

Serza often says I am a blood mage, but the only blood magic I can cast is a fainting spell. *get it?*

 

I go white whenever I get cuts that won't stop bleeding. I had a cut on my thumb - fainted. At College. Freaked out my tutor. 

[raging_monkey]

It could be worse. Some want your eyes out of your head.
 

Spoiler

In French, the equivalent expression to 'cost and arm and a leg' is 'ça coûte les yeux de la tête'. 'It costs the eyes out of your head'. 

jaysus thats harsh

[Lady Luminous]

I'll delete that post then.

 

Lol, it's all good. I'm mostly teasing.

[raging_monkey]

I go white whenever I get cuts that won't stop bleeding. I had a cut on my thumb - fainted. At College. Freaked out my tutor. 

sounds like hemophobia hard to cure

[wintery]

I am currently working on a punk rock princess dwarf dress for when mesh importing is a go, but that's not really a "gown".

 

You had me at "punk rock princess dwarf"

[LightningPoodle]

Lol, it's all good. I'm mostly teasing.

 

Damn it, we need emoticons for these! How are we supposed to know if you are actually, well... not joking?

[LightningPoodle]

You had me at "punk rock princess dwarf"

 

Goddamn it, I'm out of likes!

[Duelist]

Lol, it's all good. I'm mostly teasing.

[LightningPoodle]

Watching Mr and Mrs Smith. 

[Lady Luminous]

Damn it, we need emoticons for these! How are we supposed to know if you are actually, well... not joking?

 

It's more a case of "yes I'm uncomfortable, but I can handle it with humour".

 

If I am truly freaked out, you'll know because I'll be forceful and quite possibly annoyed/angry. 

[raging_monkey]

Damn it, we need emoticons for these! How are we supposed to know if you are actually, well... not joking?

when dazz words are sharp and direct... or do what i do pray

[Serza]

No need to be a mage. First, you just have to follow the alchemical principle of equivalent exchange. Exchange 10$ for a little bottle of pills.

Second, you need to focus you mind to send impulses through your muscles to grasp the cap and twist it off.

Third, the law of gravity comes into play as you tip the bottle to make pills fall into your hand.

Fourth, you must send an upward impulse through your arm so the pills fall into your mouth.

The last step is the hardest: you must use an aqueous concoction to speed the pills on the way to your stomach. It's a delicate operation that requires precise timing.

 

After that, it's just a matter of time.

 

So, it's Blood Magic!

 

Serza often says I am a blood mage, but the only blood magic I can cast is a fainting spell. *get it?*

 

Yeah, and I'm right about as often as I say it!

[Basement Cat]

So, it's Blood Magic!

 

 

Yeah, and I'm right about as often as I say it!

'Blood magic' is such a narrow view of it. It's not just the manipulation of blood. It's manipulating the entire body structure, all the way down to the cellular level. Very advanced. *nod nod*

[Serza]

I go white whenever I get cuts that won't stop bleeding. I had a cut on my thumb - fainted. At College. Freaked out my tutor. 

 

Really?

Come on man, you sound like you can scoff at the sight of organs and blood and stuff all over the floor!

(Tell the truth, that'd make me vomit, I think...)