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[Roamingmachine]

Welp, i'm off to finish my shift at a site that neither me, my employer nor the bloody client actually give a f about anymore because it's shutting down in a month. Oh, and no internet access. You folks have fun, though

[LightningPoodle]

Welp, i'm off to finish my shift at a site that neither me, my employer nor the bloody client actually give a f about anymore because it's shutting down in a month. Oh, and no internet access. You folks have fun, though

 

What do you do for a living?

[wintery]

 

 

 

 

She looks like she's about to say, "Have I told you about my collection of stolen paintings?"

[Serza]

...

 

Opportunity wasted!

 

She looks shy

 

That smirk, right.

[LightningPoodle]

Opportunity wasted!

 

I really do not understand.  Something about hands?

[Basement Cat]

She looks shy

It's a ruse!

 

In the meantime, here are the results of a very important question: do big cats like boxes?

[Serza]

I really do not understand.  Something about hands?

 

"Say what!"

"...What?"

 

Get it now?

[Serza]

It's a ruse!

 

In the meantime, here are the results of a very important question: do big cats like boxes?

 

Bah, look at 'em, so cute, always ready to tear you to shreds... Predators!

 

And at the end of the day, the smaller cats we humans keep as pets are exactly the same thing. Just smaller. But just as cute, and you're kinda bigger than they want to hunt.

[YourFunnyUncle]

I really do not understand.  Something about hands?

I could be wrong but I think that Serza wants an arrow in his face...

[Serza]

I could be wrong but I think that Serza wants an arrow in his face...

 

Yes! Well, not really, but I was setting that up.

[Basement Cat]

I could be wrong but I think that Serza wants an arrow in his face...

My aim is terrible. He might get it in the knee instead. *runs away*

[wintery]

Okay I love Leverage, so I don’t know why I haven’t thought about similarities between Parker and Sera. I mean…

• They’re both thieves
• They’re both kind of acerbic and antisocial
• Both steal paintings
• Both were orphaned
• Both end up finding attachment and a sense of place in the new team
   

[The Loyal Nub]

Bah, look at 'em, so cute, always ready to tear you to shreds... Predators!

 

And at the end of the day, the smaller cats we humans keep as pets are exactly the same thing. Just smaller. But just as cute, and you're kinda bigger than they want to hunt.

 

I used to have a Burmese who, if I turned off the lights, would race over, in the darkness, to nip at me as I headed upstairs. Little scamp! The instincts are certainly there! 

[YourFunnyUncle]

My aim is terrible. He might get it in the knee instead. *runs away*

"Blah, blah, blah! Obey me! Arrow in my lower leg!"

 

Doesn't quite have the same ring...

[SardaukarElite]

Bah, look at 'em, so cute, always ready to tear you to shreds... Predators!

 

Pretty and deadly were never mutually exclusive.

 

 

My aim is terrible. He might get it in the knee instead. *runs away*

 

Too soon man, too soon.

[Serza]

My aim is terrible. He might get it in the knee instead. *runs away*

 

What is this, Tamriel?

ARROW IN MY FACE!

 

I used to have a Burmese who, if I turned off the lights, would race over, in the darkness, to nip at me as I headed upstairs. Little scamp! The instincts are certainly there! 

 

Oh, hell yeah. My family has a cat, it behaves exactly the same way as the big predators sometimes.

[Basement Cat]

"Blah, blah, blah! Obey me! Arrow in my lower leg!"

 

Doesn't quite have the same ring...

Maybe so, but the guy screaming in agony makes up for it. *too dark?*

[The Loyal Nub]

Oh, hell yeah. My family has a cat, it behaves exactly the same way as the big predators sometimes.

 

And then sometimes...you do wonder if they're not at all like the big ones...

 

[Serza]

Maybe so, but the guy screaming in agony makes up for it. *too dark?*

 

Too unprofessional, more like.

You see, Sera's a professional. On top of having fun, she just kills people nice and clean.

For all we know, she's Mr. 47 in disguise!

[LightningPoodle]

And then sometimes...you do wonder if they're not at all like the big ones...

 

-snip-

 

That cat is ready for some action! 

[SardaukarElite]

"Blah, blah, blah! Obey me! Arrow in my lower leg!"

 

Doesn't quite have the same ring...

 

I'm pretty sure like the knife throwing scene that would just be the prelude to her Ryan Gosling him.

 

 

You see, Sera's a professional.

 

She is?!

 

 

For all we know, she's Mr. 47 in disguise!

 

Glad she isn't, all things considered.

[YourFunnyUncle]

Maybe so, but the guy screaming in agony makes up for it. *too dark?*

It would be horrible, but I think I'd still rather be screaming in agony from a leg injury than dead on the floor with an arrow through my brain stem...

[LightningPoodle]

It would be horrible, but I think I'd still rather be screaming in agony from a leg injury than dead on the floor with an arrow through my brain stem...

 

For me, it depends. Does the arrow to the face kill me instantly?

[The Loyal Nub]

It would be horrible, but I think I'd still rather be screaming in agony from a leg injury than dead on the floor with an arrow through my brain stem...

 

"I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee."

[SardaukarElite]

For me, it depends. Does the arrow to the face kill me instantly?

 

That one goes through the mouth, so I would have thought it was unlikely. You could probably survive that with a bit of luck.