Nope. Nope. Nope. Never. They have spiders bigger than my head. And I'll kill anyone who posts a spider to freak me out.
The spiders aren't actually that big.
Nope. Nope. Nope. Never. They have spiders bigger than my head. And I'll kill anyone who posts a spider to freak me out.
The spiders aren't actually that big.
I don't even like the little ones tinier than my finger tips!
Nope. Nope. Nope. Never. They have spiders bigger than my head. And I'll kill anyone who posts a spider to freak me out.
No, you won't kill anyone. I'll be faster.
Come to Britain, Dazzle. It's not that warm, but we have no deadly spiders, only one species of venomous snake and no predators bigger than a fox.
I don't even like the little ones tinier than my finger tips!
Not even the itty-bitty ones?
But they are so cute when they get in your hair and they start dangling down in front of your eyes!
no predators bigger than a fox.
Guest_John Wayne_*
lol
Nope. Nope. Nope. Never. They have spiders bigger than my head. And I'll kill anyone who posts a spider to freak me out.
....!
should I or should I not...
Not even the itty-bitty ones?
But they are so cute when they get in your hair and they start dangling down in front of your eyes!

....!
should I or should I not...
Don't frighten Dazzle otherwise you get... not quite so Dazzle... (I'm trying to think of an opposite to Dazzle)
Uh, yes you do.
Well... Sadly moronic xenophobic assholes are pretty much unavoidable anywhere you go...
....!
should I or should I not...
Look, that thing I've is an M2-2 flamethrower. Now, think carefully if you can stay further away than twenty meters from me. That is the effective range.
If you want to be safe, double that.
Look, that thing I've is an M2-2 flamethrower. Now, think carefully if you can stay further away than twenty meters from me. That is the effective range.
If you want to be safe, double that.
lol you're assuming I'm getting close to you? pretty sure a bullet is faster.
Don't frighten Dazzle otherwise you get... not quite so Dazzle... (I'm trying to think of an opposite to Dazzle)
hmm... maybe not.
frazzlDon't frighten Dazzle otherwise you get... not quite so Dazzle... (I'm trying to think of an opposite to Dazzle)
lol you're assuming I'm getting close to you?
pretty sure a bullet is faster.
hmm... maybe not.
Just a precaution. I do not want to see Devil Dazzle. Frightens me more than... than penicillin.
frazzl
omg ![]()
lol you're assuming I'm getting close to you?
pretty sure a bullet is faster.
hmm... maybe not.
Bullet? Faster? Oh, yes.
What did you think the Tommy Gun slung by my waist is for?
(I'm talking vintage here. Wanna go modern, I'll just grab an HK416 with a ten inch barrel, slap an ACOG onto that, ka-blam, versatile carbine... Funny, I have never held one in my hands. I have held a Vz 58, though... But 7.62 is overkill versus soft targets)
Just a precaution. I do not want to see Devil Dazzle. Frightens me more than... than penicillin.
lol don't worry. I won't. it's not like she scares me or anything. cuz pffff!
lol don't worry. I won't. it's not like she scares me or anything. cuz pffff!
You have bigger balls than me. ![]()
Bullet? Faster? Oh, yes.
What did you think the Tommy Gun slung by my waist is for?
(I'm talking vintage here. Wanna go modern, I'll just grab an HK416 with a ten inch barrel, slap an ACOG onto that, ka-blam, versatile carbine... Funny, I have never held one in my hands. I have held a Vz 58, though... But 7.62 is overkill versus soft targets)
yeah, I have no idea what you just said.
well, idk! I'll... do something. ![]()
Guest_John Wayne_*
Bullet? Faster? Oh, yes.
What did you think the Tommy Gun slung by my waist is for?
(I'm talking vintage here. Wanna go modern, I'll just grab an HK416 with a ten inch barrel, slap an ACOG onto that, ka-blam, versatile carbine... Funny, I have never held one in my hands. I have held a Vz 58, though... But 7.62 is overkill versus soft targets)

All I'll ever need. lol
Look at the bones!!!
![]()

yeah, I have no idea what you just said.
well, idk! I'll... do something.
Make a spider piñata and provide a cricket bat.
You have bigger balls than me.
-snip-
Umm...