
Make a spider piñata and provide a cricket bat.
idk. I think she said she hates all spiders.

Make a spider piñata and provide a cricket bat.
idk. I think she said she hates all spiders.
See if I were to post a picture of a spider, you and Dazzle will have to come to Australia to kill me.Bullet? Faster? Oh, yes.
What did you think the Tommy Gun slung by my waist is for?
(I'm talking vintage here. Wanna go modern, I'll just grab an HK416 with a ten inch barrel, slap an ACOG onto that, ka-blam, versatile carbine... Funny, I have never held one in my hands. I have held a Vz 58, though... But 7.62 is overkill versus soft targets)
Umm...
idk. I think she said she hates all spiders.
A good way to get rid of fear is to hit it with a big wooden stick.
yeah, I have no idea what you just said.
well, idk! I'll... do something.
Oh, the Thompson? I'd probably pick the M1A1 Thompson. That's a WWII sub machine gun. Same era as the flamethrower on the pic I've posted (well, similar, it could be a later version used in 'Nam or Korea)
Alternatively, the HK416 is a German carbine, modified from the US M4. Trijicon ACOG is a scope. I'd probably pick a 4x TA01 for the HK416.
All I'll ever need. lol
The "Pig" loves to overheat. And jam.
And all those nice things you DO NOT want happening in combat.
HK416 all the way. Or if you want a 7.62, I'd stick with the Sa vz 58. 7.62x39mm...
Some say it's an AK copy. Nope.
Wait, different categories. FN Herstal MGs? Mk46, or Mk48.
See if I were to post a picture of a spider, you and Dazzle will have to come to Australia to kill me.
By then, I'll have dropbears waiting.
http://www.ft86club....18&d=1322026536
You'll leave Aussieland eventually for some opportunity or another.
I wonder how a "Brown Bess" would handle the big bad spider? I'd probably miss the delightful *splat* with all the musket smoke.
*I'm old-fashioned.
A good way to get rid of fear is to hit it with a big wooden stick.
I don't think that surprising her with her biggest fear then giving her a big wooded stick is a good idea. ![]()
I wonder how a "Brown Bess" would handle the big bad spider? I'd probably miss the delightful *splat* with all the musket smoke.
*I'm old-fashioned.
you'd also probably miss the spider
Depends on how close you believe I'll be.
And if all else fails there's always the stock.
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I don't think that surprising her with her biggest fear then giving her a big wooded stick is a good idea.
Neither do I. Poodle, you would wind up with splinters imbibed in your brain.
Oh, the Thompson? I'd probably pick the M1A1 Thompson. That's a WWII sub machine gun. Same era as the flamethrower on the pic I've posted (well, similar, it could be a later version used in 'Nam or Korea)
Alternatively, the HK416 is a German carbine, modified from the US M4. Trijicon ACOG is a scope. I'd probably pick a 4x TA01 for the HK416.
wow. you could totally work at a gun shop or something similar.
I don't think that surprising her with her biggest fear then giving her a big wooded stick is a good idea.
Good point.
I wonder how a "Brown Bess" would handle the big bad spider? I'd probably miss the delightful *splat* with all the musket smoke.
*I'm old-fashioned.
Hmm. Are there even sights on that thing?
you'd also probably miss the spider
That.
or you know... maybe not provoke the giant spider that could probably eat your face if you miss?
Neither do I. Poodle, you would wind up with splinters imbibed in your brain.
I can picture it. The furious, repetitive striking of blows to my head until that bat breaks in two... *shudders* DON'T GIVE DAZZLE A BAT! ![]()
wow. you could totally work at a gun shop or something similar.
Bah, it's easy. And I actually had to look up the TA01, I only actually remember the fact it's Trijicon ACOG. I go from then and visit Trijicon's official site. TA01 had the finest looking crosshair, in my opinion. I might pick a different one, after checking how all of them look. Definitely would go for a 4x scope, though. 5.56 doesn't need a bigger one, IMHO.
Hmm. Are there even sights on that thing?
That.
Yes there are.
They were not terribly accurate by today's standards however with a well-drilled formation of three ranks they could be pretty deadly at close quarters in their hey-day.
You can keep your machine guns. I'll keep my muskets and sabres. ![]()
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If you really want to kill a spider with a gun...

Yes there are.
They were not terribly accurate by today's standards however with a well-drilled formation of three ranks they could be pretty deadly at close quarters in their hey-day.
You can keep your machine guns. I'll keep my muskets and sabres.
Bah, machine guns. Accuracy by volume, not my thing.
An assault rifle, however... Thirty shots, delivered at short to medium range with decent accuracy.
Alternatively, sniper rifles. Back in ArmA 2, I took a shine to the MacMillan Brothers' TAC-50.
If you really want to kill a spider with a gun...
Wait, is that really a shortened M1014...?
Bah, machine guns. Accuracy by volume, not my thing.
An assault rifle, however... Thirty shots, delivered at short to medium range with decent accuracy.
Alternatively, sniper rifles. Back in ArmA 2, I took a shine to the MacMillan Brothers' TAC-50.
I'm more of a Breitenfeld to Waterloo kinda guy. Or better put: Marlborough to Napoleon I.
I'm more of a Breitenfeld to Waterloo kinda guy. Or better put: Marlborough to Napoleon I.
this periodization is silly
How so? Everyone has a preference and it by no means means do I not read or enjoy discussion in other periods. I just have an area of preference. There was really no need to slam me for it.
How so? Everyone has a preference and it by no means means do I not read or enjoy discussion in other periods. I just have an area of preference. There was really no need to slam me for it.