I'm sorry, it was just meant to be silly. :c I
It was an attempt at being playful.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be a kill-joy. If it brings silliness and fun to this thread, you can keep saying it. I'm sorry. =(
I am literally only delurking to say: I can relate not having any artistic ability -- making fanart used to frustrate me so much, haha. But the thing is, you can totally fix this and make neat stuff, you just gotta actually do it. The more you draw, the better you will get! "Mediocre" (whatever you consider mediocre to be, and I can only dream of some people's "mediocre") is not something you are just stuck with because you have no artistic ability. You get artistic ability by drawing.
Also, you don't need to specifically choose The Path Of Drawing. You can do something else that has nothing to do with art in any way shape or form for a living and still improve a lot.
So, GO GO GO and don't give up 
Also, have a random Sera thing from my dA.
/goes back to lurking.
Oh, thank you! 
And your fan art is great! I don't know what your standard of meiocrity is, but I still struggle to be half that good in all my drawings and paintings!
I find their use of art as a verb interesting.
I need to art.
I am arting. I was arting earlier.
I arted and then opened the window.
English likes to verb.
OUCH!
OOH!
CRUNCH!
AAAAAYE!
Every use of the word was like a stab, and now I lie bleeding... Dx

Agreed.
I've only gotten better and better over time from not quitting and drawing simply because I enjoy it. Yes, it's a talent some people are just better at from the get-go, but it's also a skill that can be sharpened.
When I scroll back to the older pages of my deviantart, I'm just like... wow.
So I know it can be stressful when we have the Internet in front of us and it seems like everyone is so amazing, but I would repeat the advice of not giving up. 
Thanks, I'll try to take that to heart. =)
I guess I find it hard because I've ALWAYS been a perfectionist. Drawing stresses me out because I try to balance what I want to accomplish with what I actually am, and not seeing those results makes me so discouraged every time. It used to literally take me several weeks to a month to work on every art project because I always devote so much time to it. Now I don't have time anymore, so seeing months fly by on the calendar while the number and quality of my works stay pretty consistent brings a whole slew of problems.
I know I can write pretty well when I take time to polish it (grammar mistakes always slip in), so I might just end up sharing those once we know more about Sera.