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[raging_monkey]

I didnt..my older brother did and gave me a boooring long lecture...bragging about how he traced down our ancestors......Gah! it was soo boooring...

i can imagine. I traced mine out of boredom and curiousity appearently i have a lot in common with my southern branch family facially

[LightningPoodle]

That sounds yucky. Which movie is it?

 

The 2008 movie "Rambo".

 

[AlexiaRevan]

i can imagine. I traced mine out of boredom and curiousity appearently i have a lot in common with my southern branch family facially

It was soo boring..I dont remember half of the ancestors he named..save for...err...2..I think or 3....see my brain is going delete just thinking about it   

[raging_monkey]

Aren't there websites for that?

its personal.. not for machines to know

So..why dont ya just say that ?? 
 
How I'm supposed to be the hovering controle freak Momzilla..if ya keep texting words like that ? 

ya dont lol its poodle's ace in the hole lol

German and Polish. So, I like to pretend I'm of Scandinavian ancestry hahaha.

its possible

[YourFunnyUncle]

I do occasionally consume German products, Eirene...

 

[LightningPoodle]

ya dont lol its poodle's ace in the hole lol

 

My what now?

[raging_monkey]

It was soo boring..I dont remember half of the ancestors he named..save for...err...2..I think or 3....see my brain is going delete just thinking about it 

ancestry is nice but it doesnt "impact" who you are so i can see why

[AlexiaRevan]

I do occasionally consume German products, Eirene...

 

That doesnt count ! Eat german Stewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ! 

[raging_monkey]

My what now?

get out free card

[The Loyal Nub]

I do occasionally consume German products, Eirene...

 

*snip*

 

I love a good weiss bier myself.

[AlexiaRevan]

ancestry is nice but it doesnt "impact" who you are so i can see why

well it beat the 'Stories' both my parent came up with . Well my mom story was actually nice..but my father ??? Ya just wanna shoot him and prove he had no brain......argh...

[LightningPoodle]

get out free card

 

I hate monopoly. I never get that card.

[AlexiaRevan]

I hate monopoly. I never get that card.

 

Ah!   

[LightningPoodle]

 

Ah! 

 

The card I have grown quite friendly with...

[raging_monkey]

well it beat the 'Stories' both my parent came up with . Well my mom story was actually nice..but my father ??? Ya just wanna shoot him and prove he had no brain......argh...

how if i may ask?

I hate monopoly. I never get that card.

stack the deck! Lol i pull that card often i own at monopoly... i embezzle, cheat and make messed up deals that leave my family saying literally "f-- you"

[The Loyal Nub]

[LightningPoodle]

stack the deck! Lol i pull that card often i own at monopoly... i embezzle, cheat and make messed up deals that leave my family saying literally "f-- you"

 

I'm actually not that to keen on monopoly. It takes ages to finish and by that point, I've fallen asleep. I prefer cluedo.

[raging_monkey]

Yeah, that's what I tell myself lol. Living the dream, even if it's just a day dream haha.

living the dream... strokiing the coconut

[LightningPoodle]

living the dream... strokiing the coconut

 

[raging_monkey]

I'm actually not that to keen on monopoly. It takes ages to finish and by that point, I've fallen asleep. I prefer cluedo.

clue is to easy. With 3minutes i know who did it but i have to play cause its family time

[YourFunnyUncle]

That doesnt count ! Eat german Stewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !

I'd love to visit Germany some day and learn about their food. I understand that they make great bread, and obviously I know that they are famous for sausages, but I am sure that there is much more to discover...

[AlexiaRevan]

how if i may ask?

stack the deck! Lol i pull that card often i own at monopoly... i embezzle, cheat and make messed up deals that leave my family saying literally "f-- you"

well my mom 'Story' is that our direct ancestor were Pirates . for any kid.....thats like 'really ? Thats aweeeeeeeesooooooooome '...well until ya grow and find the pirates are like that guy that was chasing Bela..and it isnt so cool after all lol 

 

But...it still beat my father 'Story' and he is Prouuuuuuuud to tell it..and I still dont know why...because he isnt an idiot . I mean he is a very succeful busnessman if sociopathic and have no calm about robbing his own mother blind if he can help it . 

 

Anyway , His Story.....was that our ancestor from HIS Side...was a Giant Guy who was Illetrate . My grand Ma was an illetrate..but she was far from stupid and is actually the wisest person in the whole goddamn family...

 

So this Ancestor of his , was a Giant Illetrate who would steal Cows ! carrying one under each of his arm pit . So one day the villagers caugh him..and sent him in fron of a Judge....who asked him if it was true He was the Thief who keep stealing the cows . 

 

So my ancestor , who had a running nose.....slurp that up his nose in a manner so disgusting and with a noise so loud..the Judge has a heart attack . 

 

The end . 

 

And this is the part where my father crack up like mad..for days...and is Prouuuuuuuud to tell us about again and again *facepalm*...