Sera "The Artful Dodger" discussion thread - V2 (now with more V1)
#91826
Posté 23 mars 2015 - 07:22
#91827
Posté 23 mars 2015 - 07:22
Poodle. Just think 'What could I do if I didn't have a penis?'
If you can't imagine anything, you might want to study on bedroom techniques.
This. This... This!
They can do everything you might do as a man. Except they need a little something for one of the things.
Why do you think there's a joke about the "Deft Hands" perk in Inquisition...?
Oh, and "Silver Tongued" in Origins...?
At least I think there's one about Silver Tongued, or whatever the achievement is called.
I think Poodle needs to read sexuality textbooks first before anything else.
That may also be neccessary.
#91828
Posté 23 mars 2015 - 07:22
But I might not even recruit her in the first place, what happens then? Is she not even a candidate then? Or can I not even refuse her to join the Inquisition (I never tried)?
Hang on, yeah...can you reject Viv joining? WTF happens then if you screw up being able to choose Leli or Cass - this sassy rando just swans in and is crowned Divine?!

#91829
Guest_StreetMagic_*
Posté 23 mars 2015 - 07:23
Guest_StreetMagic_*
Whistles innocently, now I just want a DLC where Viv gets you an awesome new Skyhold outfit but she only does it if you recruited her and she's your friend.
She's already got one of the best outfits.
I wish I could turn off individual helmets... and let her keep her hat on all the time. Looks badass.
- veeia aime ceci
#91830
Posté 23 mars 2015 - 07:23
Whistles innocently, now I just want a DLC where Viv gets you an awesome new Skyhold outfit but she only does it if you recruited her and she's your friend.
"Dearest, I do believe you look divine. Dare I say it but you almost looks as good as I would in it." ![]()
#91831
Posté 23 mars 2015 - 07:24
#91832
Posté 23 mars 2015 - 07:24
Hang on, yeah...can you reject Viv joining? WTF happens then if you screw up being able to choose Leli or Cass - this sassy rando just swans in and is crowned Divine?!
Yeah you can reject any companion from joining except Cass, Varric, and Solas
#91833
Posté 23 mars 2015 - 07:24
But imagination comes from visually seeing things happen, so all my ideas would be based on, you guessed it, the thing people are saying is wrong.
Sheesh. Well put a LOT of thought into it, and start by only qualifying the most raw physical bits into your thought process.
Also, good imagination means you DON'T need to see things to imagine them. Your imagination does ALL the work.
Whistles innocently, now I just want a DLC where Viv gets you an awesome new Skyhold outfit but she only does it if you recruited her and she's your friend.
Forever Jammies.
- Lady Luminous aime ceci
#91834
Posté 23 mars 2015 - 07:25
- Serza et LightningPoodle aiment ceci
#91835
Posté 23 mars 2015 - 07:25
Poodle read the karma sutra, and go to health.com. you'll learn all you need. Ill send you more guides after work
Aka the book of sex related injures ![]()
- Serza, Lady Luminous et Basement Cat aiment ceci
#91836
Posté 23 mars 2015 - 07:26
She's already got one of the best outfits.
I wish I could turn off individual helmets... and let her keep her hat on all the time. Looks badass.
Right? Viv looks hot no matter what you put on her, even plaidweave, but that hat.
#91837
Posté 23 mars 2015 - 07:26
Yes you can, but that's at the beginning of the game before (I think) you start accumulating Divine points. Can you still recruit her after IHW/CoTJ?
I guess once you recruit her you set in motion her chances of being Divine
#91838
Posté 23 mars 2015 - 07:26
Hang on, yeah...can you reject Viv joining? WTF happens then if you screw up being able to choose Leli or Cass - this sassy rando just swans in and is crowned Divine?!
That would be pretty awesome actually. Everybody doing... inquisitive stuff and suddenly the door swings open and a shrill voice proclaims, "Good you did not ask me to join you, darling. I was just crowned Divine and I really would not have any time to run through the Hinterlands with you and your... companions."
- Artemis Leonhart, Serza, veeia et 1 autre aiment ceci
#91839
Guest_StreetMagic_*
Posté 23 mars 2015 - 07:26
Guest_StreetMagic_*
Right? Viv looks hot no matter what you put on her, even plaidweave, but that hat.
Yeah, sera and viv can rock the plaidweave without a hitch.
- Artemis Leonhart et Serza aiment ceci
#91840
Posté 23 mars 2015 - 07:26
Poodle read the karma sutra, and go to health.com. you'll learn all you need. Ill send you more guides after work
Except Poodle will need a special version of kama sutra, meant for, you guessed it.
You know. He needs visual base before he can imagine stuff...!
It's gonna work out, though. He'll figure it out. He's our little Oghren, after all! ![]()
#91841
Posté 23 mars 2015 - 07:27
She can't be Divine if you don't recruit her, but that would be AMAZING, lmfao.
- Serza aime ceci
#91842
Posté 23 mars 2015 - 07:27
She's already got one of the best outfits.
I wish I could turn off individual helmets... and let her keep her hat on all the time. Looks badass.
I wish this was one of her outfits via crafting

- veeia aime ceci
#91843
Posté 23 mars 2015 - 07:27
only if you dont practice and strech first. Its mostly muscle strength and proper supportAka the book of sex related injures
#91844
Guest_StreetMagic_*
Posté 23 mars 2015 - 07:28
Guest_StreetMagic_*
I wish this was one of her outfits via crafting
That could've worked, but what is it?
#91845
Posté 23 mars 2015 - 07:28
That could've worked, but what is it?
The Baroness in Heroes of Dragon Age
#91846
Posté 23 mars 2015 - 07:29
well there are places for that.Except Poodle will need a special version of kama sutra, meant for, you guessed it.
You know. He needs visual base before he can imagine stuff...!
It's gonna work out, though. He'll figure it out. He's our little Oghren, after all!
#91847
Posté 23 mars 2015 - 07:29
Sheesh. Well put a LOT of thought into it, and start by only qualifying the most raw physical bits into your thought process.
Also, good imagination means you DON'T need to see things to imagine them. Your imagination does ALL the work.
Imagination only comes from the knowledge (whether first or secondhand) of what other things are and how other things work. That's basically the fundamental principle on how imagination works. If you know nothing, how can you imagine something?
#91848
Posté 23 mars 2015 - 07:30
Imagination only comes from the knowledge (whether first or secondhand) of what other things are and how other things work. That's basically the fundamental principle on how imagination works. If you know nothing, how can you imagine something?
Because excellent imagination... And a very dirty mind.
Also, it's not like I've never seen THAT kind of video before.
- Artemis Leonhart et Lady Luminous aiment ceci
#91849
Posté 23 mars 2015 - 07:31
again i get off in 5 so when i get home ill send you your enducationImagination only comes from the knowledge (whether first or secondhand) of what other things are and how other things work. That's basically the fundamental principle on how imagination works. If you know nothing, how can you imagine something?
So lets drop this its getying weird and uncomfertable
- Artemis Leonhart, Serza et LightningPoodle aiment ceci
#91850
Guest_Danielle100_*
Posté 23 mars 2015 - 07:32
Guest_Danielle100_*
Hang on, yeah...can you reject Viv joining? WTF happens then if you screw up being able to choose Leli or Cass - this sassy rando just swans in and is crowned Divine?!
Sera for Divine, the shites going to hit the fan.
- Rel Fexive, Artemis Leonhart, Serza et 1 autre aiment ceci





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