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[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Ever since the Solas reveal I've been debating whether to romance Sera with another elf (small, fragile hotties) or perhaps go qunari (be the 'man' of the relationship )

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[TheLastSuperSaiyan87]

lol I don't think Sera comes across as the "woman" in the relationship is anything she will wear the pants in the relationship unless she has a very soft/feminine side she hides.  

[mlgumm]

Why are people saying man and woman like that's a thing in lesbian relationships? Haven't any of you ever heard the chopsticks metaphor?

[coldflame]

Why are people saying man and woman like that's a thing in lesbian relationships? Haven't any of you ever heard the chopsticks metaphor?

Oh please enlighten us.

[mlgumm]

I'm probably not saying it right, but I think it goes something like: a heterosexual relationship is like a fork and spoon, they serve the same purpose but they got different parts. A homosexual relationship is like a pair of chopsticks. While these are also eating utensils, they're built the same. There is no man or woman just like neither chopstick is the spoon or fork; both members are the woman of the relationship.

 

I think I first heard it on BSN back in the DAO forums.

[Parkimus]

I'm probably not saying it right, but I think it goes something like: a heterosexual relationship is like a fork and spoon, they serve the same purpose but they got different parts. A homosexual relationship is like a pair of chopsticks. While these are also eating utensils, they're built the same. There is no man or woman just like neither chopstick is the spoon or fork; both members are the woman of the relationship.

 

I think I first heard it on BSN back in the DAO forums.

 

Huh, I rather like that explanation. Thanks for sharing!

[RenAdaar]

I'm probably not saying it right, but I think it goes something like: a heterosexual relationship is like a fork and spoon, they serve the same purpose but they got different parts. A homosexual relationship is like a pair of chopsticks. While these are also eating utensils, they're built the same. There is no man or woman just like neither chopstick is the spoon or fork; both members are the woman of the relationship.

 

I think I first heard it on BSN back in the DAO forums.

    Its a comic to 

[Serza]

Uh... Alright... This is... kinda strange... convo to have... isn't it? Ah, nevermind. What has been seen cannot be unseen, and my perverted, dirty little mind is already at work.

 

P.S.: Forever Bull? :-D

[Aimi]

Uh... Alright... This is... kinda strange... convo to have... isn't it? Ah, nevermind. What has been seen cannot be unseen, and my perverted, dirty little mind is already at work.

Pft, count yourself lucky. This is tame and more or less related to Sera; over in the Leliana thread they've been reminiscing about '90s video pornography.

[Serza]

Sadly, Leliana thread is one of the two others I actively follow.

 

You were too late, but I thank you for trying to save me!

 

My life will never be the same.

[TheLastSuperSaiyan87]

[Basement Cat]

Pft, count yourself lucky. This is tame and more or less related to Sera; over in the Leliana thread they've been reminiscing about '90s video pornography.

Really? *heads over to Leliana thread*

 

Anyway, Sera banter!

 

Inquisitor: Phew! Sera, what have you been doing? You smell like a... I don't know, but it's bad!

 

Sera: Oh thanks! Anyway, it's not my fault. The Seeker was chasing after me.

 

Inquisitor: Why was she chasing you? And what does that have to do with the smell?

 

Sera: *shifty eyes* I dunno. Does she ever need a reason to be a b*tch?

 

Inquisitor: *stern* Sera, what did you do?

 

Sera: *indignant* You're just as bad as she is! Always accusing me of misbehaving!

 

Inquisitor: *glare* Sera...

 

Sera: Alright, alright! I kinda, sorta put manure in her room.

 

Inquisitor: What? Why?

 

Sera: Well, I figured since she likes the word 'bullshit' so much she would like the stuff too.

 

Inquisitor: *Facepalm* Go take a bath!

 

Sera: ... Come with me?

[Serza]

Uuuh...

 

I'll be in my tent for a moment, if you need me...

 

Just kidding.

[TheLastSuperSaiyan87]

[Zakhar]

Yeh but your chest is down there.

[TheLastSuperSaiyan87]

[bairdduvessa]

been writing bad haiku's all night here is one dedicated to this thread

 

Sera's Thread Haiku

 

lesbian archer

watch the boys cry in her cup

this thread makes me laugh

[TheLastSuperSaiyan87]

[TheLastSuperSaiyan87]

[CrazyRah]

Oh wow, so much awesome art!

[Serza]

I agree. We need more art.

 

And some SeraxLavellan, at last. Pretty pretty please...?

[Basement Cat]

Spoiler

Sera: Wait! I've got an idea!

Cassandra: Oh Maker.

Varric: Here we go again.

Inquisitor: I'll just keep the healing kit at hand.

[WildOrchid]

I shudder everytime someone says "the man" in a lesbian relationship.

[Basement Cat]

I shudder everytime someone says "the man" in a lesbian relationship.

Random idiot: So, who's the man of the relationship?

Random lesbian: I don't understand.

RI: You know! Who's on top? Who does the hard work? Who wears the pants?

RL: If those are the criteria for being 'the man', clearly you are the woman in your relationship.