Utterly repulsive, that one.
Knew you'd quote it.
Mine is something she said about feathers at the winter palace, that Orlesians use a lot of feathers in their dresses, and Sera comments about how there must be a lot of poor bare-assed birds out there. I'm fairly sure Sera's the one who said it but grr can't remember the full line.
Oh, I don't know my inky has too many fond memories of Sera on that bed, she's a sentimental sort.
Exactly! Honey Tongue was like: Leave the damn bed, Sera! We still need it!
Sigh. Fiiine, but let her be blonde. Yeah, I have a soft spot for them
I'd like a character like Saber from Fate/Zero. She's pretty awesome, though Thedas has a shortage of Yamaha Vmax motorcycles to ride.
Utterly repulsive, that one.
Oh it gets better than that.
Solas: Our people used to be here.
Sera: Pfft, you say that everywhere.
Solas: It is more true than you want to believe.
Sera: I bet, right? Who wants to think about stepping on dead elves?
Solas: Din elvhen emma him??
Sera: Oh, you felt that one.
Oh it gets better than that.
Solas: Our people used to be here.
Sera: Pfft, you say that everywhere.
Solas: It is more true than you want to believe.
Sera: I bet, right? Who wants to think about stepping on dead elves?
Solas: Din elvhen emma him??
Sera: Oh, you felt that one.
"Yo Solas, have a look about brother. Nah take more than a second. Look at me now look back at you. Notice our ears? There are elves here. Right now. Right this very moment."
That's what she could have said. 
Exactly! Honey Tongue was like: Leave the damn bed, Sera! We still need it!
I said it and i'll say it again: this nickname makes me weak at the knees. Especially the moment she first said it. Dead.
Oh it gets better than that.
Solas: Our people used to be here.
Sera: Pfft, you say that everywhere.
Solas: It is more true than you want to believe.
Sera: I bet, right? Who wants to think about stepping on dead elves?
Solas: Din elvhen emma him??
Sera: Oh, you felt that one.
Any favorite Sera quotes?
One of mine is "It's when fairy stories make your ears droop for “lost glory,” but “glory” squats in the woods and smells like halla arse".
"Bits up, face down!"
"Eat it! Ate it!"
"Just say 'What?'"
"They've got no breeches!" (Seriously. Her recruitment cracks me up even after all this time)
"Still you, Honey Tongue?"
wasn't the other Sera threads closed?
Yeeees...?
Does this matter to you in any way?
Utterly repulsive, that one.
I know. It's not my favorite one, either, lethallan.
It's easy to see where Sera's coming from when you think about the Dalish and their "I'm better than you" attitude.
Yeah even though that was hella harsh, Solas also can be annoying with his "superior" attitude tbh. Like, chill. (it's also an attitude i can't stand irl)
Though as i've said, i have no problem with Solas.. he and Sera have interesting banter.
Yeah even though that was hella harsh, Solas also can be annoying with his "superior" attitude tbh. Like, chill. (it's also an attitude i can't stand irl)
Though as i've said, i have no problem with Solas.. he and Sera have interesting banter.
One of my fav quotes has got to be in the banter with Blackwall about ur romance. If inky is an elf, she says something like: "We're both bony so it's like clackety-clackety-clack." Had to pause the game for like 5 mins, I was laughing so hard.
One of my fav quotes has got to be in the banter with Blackwall about ur romance. If inky is an elf, she says something like: "We're both bony so it's like clackety-clackety-clack." Had to pause the game for like 5 mins, I was laughing so hard.
After hearing that, I headcanon that my elf Inquis started yelling "clackety-clack-clack" at random times during sex to ruin the moment.
One of my fav quotes has got to be in the banter with Blackwall about ur romance. If inky is an elf, she says something like: "We're both bony so it's like clackety-clackety-clack." Had to pause the game for like 5 mins, I was laughing so hard.
If your quizzy is anything than elf:
Blackwall: How are you two?
Sera: Me and Teetness? Fine. I mean, she's a leader. She has tension, and I get it gone. (jesus sera, i felt a little..... hot? Damn. 
)
Sera: Too much? Too much.
Blackwall: Hold on to it, Sera. Good things in wartime are rare as hen's teeth.
Sera: Who went looking for that?
Blackwall: Heh. Nevermind.
And with elf:
Sera: We're both bony so it's like clackety-clackety-clack.
Though i don't see Sera as bony. She certainly has more "meat" than the elf inquisitor or any other elf. Hell, she's taller than Lavellan. 
If your quizzy is anything than elf:
Blackwall: How are you two?
Sera: Me and Teetness? Fine. I mean, she's a leader. She has tension, and I get it gone. (jesus sera, i felt a little..... hot? Damn.
Sera: Too much? Too much.
Blackwall: Hold on to it, Sera. Good things in wartime are rare as hen's teeth.
Sera: Who went looking for that?
Blackwall: Heh. Nevermind.
And with elf:
Sera: We're both bony so it's like clackety-clackety-clack.
Jesus, Sera. I love how direct she is! Never heard this one before, probably because banters in my game are bugged and they barely trigger. I have no idea why.
Jesus, Sera. I love how direct she is! Never heard this one before, probably because banters in game are bugged and they barely trigger. I have no idea why.
Just make sure to clean your codex and journals (those shiny asterisks left next to each mission). It did the trick for me.
Man, you missing out good stuff from Sera. :/
Just make sure to clean your codex and journals (those shiny asterisks left next to each mission). It did the trick for me.
Man, you missing out good stuff from Sera. :/
I'll bet... On my first playthrough I had like... maybe 3 banters? For the ENTIRE GAME. And I never used horses, so it must be bugged. Now I've had little more, but they still trigger very rarely... 
One of my fav quotes has got to be in the banter with Blackwall about ur romance. If inky is an elf, she says something like: "We're both bony so it's like clackety-clackety-clack." Had to pause the game for like 5 mins, I was laughing so hard.
I'm rather fond of the dialogue between her and Cassandra on the subject.
Cassandra: About you and the Inquisitor...
Sera: Right, here we go. What is it from you?
Cassandra: If you are going to pursue this, make it worth it. Be happy.
Sera: You cagey, boxed up, prissy romantic!
Cassandra: Ugh, there is no need to tell anyone that.
Sera: Hey Shiny, we telling anyone?
Inquisitor: Not a soul, Sera.
Sera: Awwwwww, but you heard it right? I heard it. Thanks Cassandra!
I'll bet... On my first playthrough I had like... maybe 3 banters? For the ENTIRE GAME. And I never used horses, so it must be bugged. Now I've had little more, but they still trigger very rarely...
Yeah, a lot of people have banter problems. They messed up the banter timing. :/
Other times i get it a lot, other nothing at all.
Note to self: stop running three rogues. And take Cassandra.I'm rather fond of the dialogue between her and Cassandra on the subject.
Cassandra: About you and the Inquisitor...
Sera: Right, here we go. What is it from you?
Cassandra: If you are going to pursue this, make it worth it. Be happy.
Sera: You cagey, boxed up, prissy romantic!
Cassandra: Ugh, there is no need to tell anyone that.
Sera: Hey Shiny, we telling anyone?
Inquisitor: Not a soul, Sera.
Sera: Awwwwww, but you heard it right? I heard it. Thanks Cassandra!
Cassandra is basically my Inquisitor's equivalent of Alistair, who I also took everywhere in Origins.
I laughed at that. The first time I did it, I think it was Solas who commented on it being a kind gesture or something, and then I did it again with Sera and the solemn moment was effectively broken XD
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