Hi everyone!
I'm Sierra, I guess you could say I'm kinda new to the thread (tho I've been creeping for a while now). I'm going crazy waiting for this game to come out, so I've decided to join in the conversation because I can't really talk about my love for Dragon Age and Sera with my friends.
I will say, I feel like I'm in the minority here; my first playthrough will be a Trevelyan mage who romances Sera.(sorry SPEW)
Page of the beast!
By the way, CC, I'd welcome you but having only been posting on this thread for a few days myself I'm not sure I have that right yet...
Guest_Danielle100_*
Hi everyone!
I will say, I feel like I'm in the minority here; my first playthrough will be a Trevelyan mage who romances Sera.
Banter! (since I'm sick, might as well write one about Sera being sick)
Sera: Achoo!
Lavellan: Aww, did you catch a cold, Sera?
Sera: What does it look like? *cough*
Lavellan: You should go to bed then. Rest up before it gets worse.
Sera: I don't want to go to bed! I'm not tired! *sniffle* Unless you want to join me?
Lavellan: Tempting, but I'd rather not catch your cold. And kissing you is not too appealing right now. No offense.
Sera: *pout* Well this sucks. I'm sick and rejected.
Lavellan: Come on now. You'd do the same thing if our positions were reversed.
Sera: Would not!
Lavellan: Would too.
Sera: Not!
*bickering continues*
Leliana: What in the world are those two arguing about now?
Josephine: Whether Sera would reject the Inquisitor's advances if she, the Inquisitor that is, were sick.
Leliana: How long has this been going on?
Josephine: A good half hour at least.
Leliana: You've been listening to them all this time?
Josephine: It livens up the day, if nothing else.
Leliana: 5 silver says the Inquisitor gives up first.
Josephine: No bet.
Page of the beast!
Just invert 7734.
As an added bonus, the video features bits from DA:O.
Which Wonder Woman joke are you talking about?
Guest_Danielle100_*
Now I've got thumbs again, I don't know how long they will last though. Especially with Basement Cat putting out banter like that.
Well, I'll have to write some more then!
Sera: I'm telling you I can do it.
Dorian: I highly doubt that.
Varric: More to the point, why would you want to?
Sera: Because you'll both owe me 10 silver if I pull it off?
Aadar: What's going on?
Dorian: Sera is saying that she can get the Seeker to kiss her.
Aadar: What? No way!
Sera: So, 10 silver?
Varric: You're on!
Dorian: Alright.
Aadar: This I've got to see.
Sera: Watch and learn. *walks over to Cassandra* Seeker? I need your help.
Cassandra: What is it, Sera?
Sera: I'm not feeling well. I think I've got a fever. *puts hand to forehead*
Cassandra: Oh. Perhaps you should ask Dorian? I believe he is carrying the healing herbs.
Sera: I don't want to bother him for nothing. Could you check if I really have a fever? *puppy eyes*
Cassandra: Oh, alright. *presses her lips to Sera's forehead* You do not feel hot. It might just be the sun. Put your hood up.
Sera: *grin* Oh, thank you, Seeker. *goes back to the others who have their jaws on the floor*
Dorian: How did you do that? *pays up*
Varric: I'm not sure that really counts... *pays up*
Sera: It does too! I said I could get her to kiss me. I didn't say where!
Aadra: Oh, I suppose it's fair. *pays up* I can't believe that worked.
Sera: *laugh* I've seen her use the same trick with Josie. You should have seen her face!
Aadar: Suddenly I'm feeling a little feverish too.
Hi everyone!
I will say, I feel like I'm in the minority here; my first playthrough will be a Trevelyan mage who romances Sera.
Welcome to the Seraniteeeeeee! We are fluffy ! We are Funny ! but above all we are Pervy ! 
At least I was able to like a post with the word bewb in it last night.
You avatar fits so perfect with this sentence i swear.
So much banter, so likeworthy! Might actually run out of likes!
Guest_Danielle100_*
So much banter, so likeworthy! Might actually run out of likes!
I'll probably be out of likes again before lunchtime.
It just mean your Thumb is healthy................and hungry
Hi everyone!
I will say, I feel like I'm in the minority here; my first playthrough will be a Trevelyan mage who romances Sera.
Welcome! Stay and enjoy, we have banters, pervy jokes and awesome fanart. 
Oh, and occasionally boobies. 
Guest_Danielle100_*
You avatar fits so perfect with this sentence i swear.
Oh, and occasionally boobies.
Amen to that !
*breaches door with C4, throws in a Flashbang, finally appears with a rifle*
Did anyone say boobies?
More 'Sera gets the ladies to kiss her'.
Sera: Hey, I bet you boys I can get Lady Josephine to kiss me.
Iron Bull: Alright, I'll take the bet. But it has to be a proper kiss! On the lips and everything.
Dorian: I agree. I'm not getting tricked another time.
Sera: *scoff* Since we're upping the stakes, might as well up the ante. 20 silver.
Iron Bull: You drive a hard bargain, but it's a deal.
Dorian: You're on.
Sera: Here we go! *walks over to Josephine, they talk for a moment. Josephine laughs, leans down and kisses Sera full on the lips*
Sera: Pay up, boys!
Dorian: I wish I had that kind of success with the gents. *pays up*
Iron Bull: What'd you say to her? *pays up*
Sera: Simple. I told her about the bet and asked her to help me win it. She's always so nice.
Iron Bull: That's not fair!
Sera: All's fair in love and gambling!
*breaches door with C4, throws in a Flashbang, finally appears with a rifle*
Did anyone say boobies?
*Steal C4* Seriously! this isn't a Doom room You are supposed to get in with reverance..on your knee..slobbering at hearing tha word booobies.....
That door was in the way! Gimme back that C4!
*pulls out an M4 SLAM kit*
I have more, anyway!
*breaches door with C4, throws in a Flashbang, finally appears with a rifle*
Did anyone say boobies?
*coughs*
My eyes! Can't see! 
Whoa there, soldier, no need to render us all stunned and blind, and certainly no need to wave around that gun. Put it down before someone gets hurt, and sit down with us. We have cookies.
That door was in the way! Gimme back that C4!
*pulls out an M4 SLAM kit*
I have more, anyway!
Ohhh..don't make me strip you nakeed...cose that give me a major Unsee ! Come on! Drop the damn weapon ! You gonna scare tha Boobie away ! and if you do...you be scrubbing the Toilet !
Sera: Simple. I told her about the bet and asked her to help me win it. She's always so nice.
Aahahahahaha
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