Clearly, you are not one with the master race.
*hugs and kiss PC* My precious, I'll never leave you.
Cash sucking monster...
One last banter and I'm off to bed.
*Sera and Varric are showing Aadar how to shoot a bow in the Skyhold courtyard*
Aadar: *string snaps* Ow! Dammit!
Sera: Are you ok?
Aadar: Yeah, I'm fine. Just let me tie this up.
Sera: That's for emergencies. I got a spare, here give me a sec.
*Cassandra walks over*
Cassandra: Hard at work I see.
Varric: Actually, you just missed the Inquisitor popping the question.
Ladies: What?!
Varric: Well, you were talking about tying the knot...
Ladies: Varric!