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[LordJeyl]

I hope someone comes up with a mod so I can romance sera with a guy elf. The guy could have red hair and they could have a kid called Jenny...

 

This is the world where magic happens. I think alternatives might exist.

[CrazyRah]

The examples in the ESRB text might be the funnies stuff I've read in a long time! 

 

Yes please bewbs

[Fiery Phoenix]

This is a role-playing game in which players assume the role of a warrior battling evil forces in different dimensions. Characters use swords, axes, hammers, and magic attacks to kill fantastical creatures (e.g., demons, monsters, dwarfs) and humans in melee-style combat. Cutscenes sometimes depict characters impaled or getting their throats slit. Violent sequences are often highlighted by cries of pain, gurgling/gushing sounds, and large blood-splatter effects; blood remains on the ground in several environments. The game includes some sexual material: a female character briefly depicted in front of a man's torso (fellatio is implied); characters depicted topless or with exposed buttocks while lying in bed or after sex; some dialogue referencing sex/sexuality (e.g., “'I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect'” and “The way your t*ts bounce when I pin your arms and take you on the side of the bed…”). The words “f**k,” “sh*t,” and “a*shole” appear in dialogue.

 

ON SNAP 

[Nharia1]

I hope someone comes up with a mod so I can romance sera with a guy elf. The guy could have red hair and they could have a kid called Jenny...

there wont be mods for this game sadly. or if there are, they'll be a long time coming, and most likely just be more along the lines of DA2 mods, reskins and such... the Frostbite 3 engine doesnt have a mod toolkit for it, nor are there plans to make one.

 

As to the reason why I dont remember, I think it had something to do with the coding, and how you'd basically have to be a programer to work with it...

[Nharia1]

Oh my goodness, I've actually run out of thumbs for once. O_O

[AlexiaRevan]

Oh my goodness, I've actually run out of thumbs for once. O_O

The Serial Thumber touched ya !! HALELUYA!!!   

[Artemis Leonhart]

Oh my goodness, I've actually run out of thumbs for once. O_O

Welcome to the Club of the Thumbless.

[I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME JERY]

Maybe, but if they didint do it with morrigan, than I highly doubt it works in thedas. I mean the OGB being completely restricted to male wardens is bshit, but we have to live ith it.

Er, magic or no, I don't think children can be born of lesbomancy...

[JerZey CJ]

calling it now we will see Sera's bewbs 

Sorry, but I already beat you to that call 19 days ago http://forum.bioware...post&p=17441908

[CrazyRah]

Er, magic or no, I don't think children can be born of lesbomancy...

 

At least it won't be for lack of trying! 

[Nharia1]

Er, magic or no, I don't think children can be born of lesbomancy...

bah, that's what a Desire deamon is for. that 'extra package' if you will....

[I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME JERY]

At least it won't be for lack of trying!

But of course. The 'trying' part is more fun than what would come afterwards anyway... :S

[Nharia1]

Welcome to the Club of the Thumbless.

what's the door prize?

[Artemis Leonhart]

what's the door prize?

You get to rejoice when your thumbs grow back. It's an almost mystical experience.

[WildOrchid]

There's also always toys, but I'm not sure the devs would ever go there

 

Pfff, toys. We have our hands.

[Nharia1]

You get to rejoice when your thumbs grow back. It's an almost mystical experience.

oh... damn, and here I thought I might get something cool like a poster or something. =\

[Artemis Leonhart]

oh... damn, and here I thought I might get something cool like a poster or something. =\

Would boob-shaped cookies do the trick? We have them.

[Ammonite]

Pfff, toys. We have our hands.

I know; I'm no blushing virgin

[Nharia1]

Would boob-shaped cookies do the trick? We have them.

I'd much rather the real.... -stares at gf- hmmm I'll take some plain cookies, round, chocolate chips.... give me.... oh lets say eight or so. -plots-

[Artemis Leonhart]

I'd much rather the real.... -stares at gf- hmmm I'll take some plain cookies, round, chocolate chips.... give me.... oh lets say eight or so. -plots-

Enjoy:

[Nharia1]

Enjoy:

-cookies snip-

 

-runs away with the cookies- arigato ne.

[Artemis Leonhart]

-runs away with the cookies- arigato ne.

*bows* Non c'è di che.

[YourFunnyUncle]

*bows* Non c'è di che.

*Notes the Italian version of "Il n'y a pas de quoi" in French and "No hay de que" in Spanish*

 

Really must get round to learning more Italian. Want to impress our friends in Rome when we visit... </linguist>