Banter scene! This one taking place on the battlefield
Sera: Hey Bull, who's that taking to my sweetcheeks?
Bull: Her name's Harding, one of our scouts. Kinda hot don't you think?
Sera: I'm sure there's someone who would like that look.
Bull: Like our Inquisitor? (raises his eyebrow)
Sera: Pfft... Get real Cyclops. (looks over at Adaar and Harding) What makes you say that, out of curiosity?
Bull: The tense body language. Harding has a natural charm about her, she's confident and has every reason to be. Quizzy over there is doing everything in her power to remain perfectly still while talking to her. Probably imagining those strong archer fingers caressing her, (smirks) cheeks.
Sera: Harding is, pretty, I guess. (glares in their direction)
Bull: And she seems to be getting awfully... comfortable, around her. I mean, look at the way she's smiling up at her.
Sera: That stocky, sexy, woman stealing b**ch got another thing coming! (stalks off towards Adaar and Harding)
Varric: (approaches Bull) You are aware that our Inquisitor was in no way shape or form doing anything that you just described right. And that scout was not in fact, flirting with her.
Bull: I know. But now she and I are even for her dying all my clothes and armor those gaudy colors.
Varric: You're evil.
Bull: Plus, (gestures over to the heated conversation between Adaar and Sera) think of the mayhem!
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