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[Cespar]

Inquisitor: What are you two talking about?

Bull: Your naked body. Well, I am. Cassandra is just glaring and turning red.

^ Isabela and Cassandra would be that, x100.

I can imagine the sex puns Isabela would make up for Cassandra, like she did for Aveline in DA2.

"Did he... Praise your Maker? Seal your Breach? Hunt your dragon?"

Also the prodding banter:

Isabela: How was it?

Cassandra: How was what?

Isabela: You know. It. I could hear the two of you all the way down from the gardens. I believe you said something along the lines of "now you're mine, you naughty Templar" followed by a long, sustained moan and you giggling.

Cassandra: *Disgusted noise*

Isabela: No, really, it's a compliment. He must be pretty good if he made you giggle. You're probably the last person I would think would giggle. I say that last bit having known Kirkwall's most uptight prissy-pants guard-captain.

Golden.
Lol Isabella could had also said to the disgusted noises was:

"Yep. That's the noise you made when you finally conquered that Templar."

[Master Warder Z_]

Golden.
Lol Isabella could had also said to the disgusted noises was:

"Yep. That's the noise you made when you finally conquered that Templar."

Cassandra seems the type to shove her own fist in her mouth rather then do something as tawdry as moan.

[AresKeith]

Gaspard should take Cassandra as a concubine.

 

Get Out

[Master Warder Z_]

Get Out

It would reunite the two strongest human powers in Thedas again.

Plus the children! The unlikely to occur children!

[Br3admax]

Gaspard should take Cassandra as a concubine.

 

Get Out

Seriously. Your Gaspard worship is worse than your Lambert worship. Especially if you think Cassandra should become Gaspard's personal ******. 

 

It would reunite the two strongest human powers in Thedas again.

Plus the children! The unlikely to occur children!

 

Not it really wouldn't. 

[thesuperdarkone2]

Gaspard should take Cassandra as a concubine.

How can Cass be the concubine to a corpse?

[Colonelkillabee]

Say, you wouldn't happen to have a copy of that fanfic around. For research.

Yep I do:

 

https://www.fanficti...background-post

 

This is the overall summary if you don't feel like reading much

 

https://www.fanficti.../1/Fire-and-Ice

 

https://www.fanficti.../1/No-Bloodshed

 

These two are a part of that background in the early stage of stories I'm writing for it. If you read "No Bloodshed" As well, pay attention when the Carta dwarves come up and Elene's behavior. More going on there than what you think.

 

And along with the commission on my profile, a friend also made a piece of free fanart for me A pretty sketch:

 

http://i.imgur.com/ou0Vhbj.jpg

[Cespar]

How can Cass be the concubine to a corpse?

He's a corpse in your game, not ours. Gaspard is the rightful ruler for Orlais. He isn't going to dick around to try and win loyalty, unlike Celene.

Power team is Loghain, Cassandra, and Gaspard.

[Master Warder Z_]

Seriously. Your Gaspard worship is worse than your Lambert worship. Especially if you think Cassandra should become Gaspard's personal ******.

I don't worship either.

And a concubine is a position of great respect.

[Br3admax]

You're about two steps back from doing what you said Cassandra should, a fanboy, if you would. And no it's not. Children produced by concubines are barely even legitimate. They certainly wouldn't have an impact on Navarran politics. Finally, it's sex slave most of the time, and at the best, as a I said, a personal ******. I'm not going to glorify concubincy. 

[mostlikelyanug]

what the ****

[Master Warder Z_]

You're about two steps back from doing what you said Cassandra should, a fanboy, if you would. And no it's not. Children produced by concubines are barely even legitimate. They certainly wouldn't have an impact on Navarran politics. Finally, it's sex slave most of the time, and at the best, as a I said, a personal ******. I'm not going to glorify concubincy.

Their acknowledged in Orlais that's what matters; and it like retaking Perrendale is the first step towards actually getting those differences settled.

A Nevarran empress is too far but this middle step is in the right direction.

Beyond that o.o their children would be the needed ties between the two lines.

The unification of north and south.

[Boost32]

He's a corpse in your game, not ours. Gaspard is the rightful ruler for Orlais. He isn't going to dick around to try and win loyalty, unlike Celene.
Power team is Loghain, Cassandra, and Gaspard.

In mine he is Grand Duke Gaspard and helds a position in Celene's cabinet.
Loghain was left in the fade :*(
And Cass is the new Lady Seeker.

Can i still have the power team?

[Master Warder Z_]

what the ****

Just imagine that sweaty oiled chevalier back going up and down up on cassandra.

[mostlikelyanug]

Just imagine that sweaty oiled chevalier back going up and down up on cassandra.

[Lady Artifice]

Gaspard x Cassandra.

 

What fresh hell is this?

[Boost32]

Dont worry, it will eventualy pass.
At least its better than when he talks about his torture hentai games.

[AresKeith]

 

I did say he's the mirror of Xil and Darkone lol

[Master Warder Z_]

Gaspard x Cassandra.

What fresh hell is this?

I've actually mentioned it three times before.

I even had a picture made.

[Al Foley]

Just imagine that sweaty oiled chevalier back going up and down up on cassandra.

....Maker NO!!!!!!

[Cespar]

In mine he is Grand Duke Gaspard and helds a position in Celene's cabinet.
Loghain was left in the fade :*(
And Cass is the new Lady Seeker.

Can i still have the power team?

No!!!!! I hope our Loghain survives the fade, but we may never know.

Lol I love this thread! All of you people need the Maker, a cup of rum, and lastly to get punched by Cassandra(which I hope she doesn't miss this time).

[Al Foley]

No!!!!! I hope our Loghain survives the fade, but we may never know.

Lol I love this thread! All of you people need the Maker, a cup of rum, and lastly to get punched by Cassandra(which I hope she doesn't miss this time).

Even me? *sad puppy dog eyes*  

[Master Warder Z_]

I think this premise needs fanfiction!

To Microsoft word!

[Cespar]

Even me? *sad puppy dog eyes*

*Check list*

You aren't on the list, so I guess you're free from Cassandra's punches.

[Boost32]

No!!!!! I hope our Loghain survives the fade, but we may never know.

But I wanted to make Gaspard the emperor! Its just difficult to let Celene get killed when you are there to save her.
Common let me have the power team.

And I hope Loghain is dead. i fear the devs will make him ta host for the Nightmare.