Inq: *Begins to slide underwear off, maneuvering his hands and arms around Cassandra, who is on top of him*
*Suddenly, the bedroom door opens and Varric walks in carrying the newest volume of Swords and Shields*
Varric: Seeker? Leliana told me you were in here, I've got you're-- Andraste's sweet a*s! *shields his face with his arms, still holding the book; Cassandra and the Inquisitor scramble off of each other and Cassandra covers herself with a sheet* I'll just step out! *briskly backs away, knocking into the wall and going out the door*
Inq: *stands up and turns to Cassandra* Don't worry, I'll see what he wants. *goes out to see Varric*
Varric: *still shielding face* Is it safe to look? Cassandra isn't about to run me through, is she? *slowly separates fingers in front of his face and peeks through*
Inq: She's still in the bed, Varric. You'd best get out of here before she sees you. I'll give the book to her.
Varric *hands him the book* Thank the Maker. Here, maybe this will help the two of you. Leliana owes me a drink or 20. However many it takes to erase the last 60 seconds from my memory. *leaves*
What? It can't be TOO explicit, I'd get banned (again) if I go too far. Besides, a little friends-walking-in-on-you-having-sex never hurt anybody.