Let's fight!
Them's fightin' words!
Uh... could you please direct it toward me personally? Because else it might not actually fit the definition and my hands are bound, or your speech protected, unfortunately.
I don't think anyone believes calling someone as soft as a bundle of wet tissue paper and twice as dull is fighting words.
Hah! I am terribly offended, huge emotional distress! And I was not even addressed yet! Just imagine you had directed these words toward me, you'd be with one foot in the jail already!