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[Kinsz]

Twinkles sounds too much like twink.... probably should reserve that for a.....guy.

Its actually commonly used for girls.

[o Ventus]

Okay, so the truth is I have actually had a name for you for quite some time now but it has nothing to do with your literary prowess in the erotica fanfiction department......

That's disappointing. What is it?

[Cespar]

Yes! Now I've a real valid reason for the ignore list! @Br3ad, Boom already said your nickname was "crumbs"

[AresKeith]

The balcony scene? I saw a pic once. His head is almost twice as big.

 

Even more funny with that "Wesley Snipes in Demotion Man" haircut you have going on. 

 

Don't hate

[LightningPoodle]

Yes! Now I've a real valid reason for the ignore list! @Br3ad, Boom already said your nickname was "crumbs"

 

What's this valid reason?

[o Ventus]

I hate anything that makes Cassandra look silly. 

 

I bought a fantasy game. Not a comedy.

 

Don't read any of the smut I post then.

[Cespar]

Yes, the passive aggressive move... proper for you, I think. Live it up.

I can't believe you didn't ignore me already tbh.

I've really tried to tolerate you.

[LightningPoodle]

Don't read any of the smut I post then.

 

Can I read some of this smut. I'm feeling in the mood.

[LightningPoodle]

Sex with humans isn't silly. It's the best thing life has to offer.

 

 

Unless you're into "midget Ron Jeremy" porn too. In which case, Blight take you!

 

Oh please no... my eyes have not yet recovered.

[o Ventus]

Can I read some of this smut. I'm feeling in the mood.

Go back to page 1175 and 1176.

[LightningPoodle]

Go back to page 1175 and 1176.

 

Awesome, thank you. 

[AresKeith]

If it really bothers you that much then that's a problem in itself

[LightningPoodle]

Inq: *Begins to slide underwear off, maneuvering his hands and arms around Cassandra, who is on top of him*

 

*Suddenly, the bedroom door opens and Varric walks in carrying the newest volume of Swords and Shields*

 

Varric: Seeker? Leliana told me you were in here, I've got you're-- Andraste's sweet a*s! *shields his face with his arms, still holding the book; Cassandra and the Inquisitor scramble off of each other and Cassandra covers herself with a sheet* I'll just step out! *briskly backs away, knocking into the wall and going out the door*

 

Inq: *stands up and turns to Cassandra* Don't worry, I'll see what he wants. *goes out to see Varric*

 

Varric: *still shielding face* Is it safe to look? Cassandra isn't about to run me through, is she? *slowly separates fingers in front of his face and peeks through*

 

Inq: She's still in the bed, Varric. You'd best get out of here before she sees you. I'll give the book to her.

 

Varric *hands him the book* Thank the Maker. Here, maybe this will help the two of you. Leliana owes me a drink or 20. However many it takes to erase the last 60 seconds from my memory. *leaves*

 

What? It can't be TOO explicit, I'd get banned (again) if I go too far. Besides, a little friends-walking-in-on-you-having-sex never hurt anybody.

 

MOAR!!!!

[o Ventus]

MOAR!!!!

This is the typical response.

[Jononarf]

hmm, cool thread. She was my romance choice,..but not by choice..if that makes sense, for my dwarf warrior,...but we all know who I would have preferred to court.  sigh. 

[Colonelkillabee]

 

Hah! I am terribly offended, huge emotional distress! And I was not even addressed yet! Just imagine you had directed these words toward me, you'd be with one foot in the jail already!

Lol

 

This reminds me of that famous monty python insult for some reason. Most disrespectful thing I've ever heard and I don't even know why, lol.

[LightningPoodle]

This is the typical response.

 

Then I am a fellow sheep. More. Now. Pleeeeassseee...

[o Ventus]

 getting off on carving women with knives.

I'm actually fairly certain this bit is a joke.