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[LightningPoodle]

That's almost funny.

 

How can I make it funnier?   

[Master Warder Z_]

How can I make it funnier?

...The opposite of Tyler Perry?

[o Ventus]

One fateful day at Skyhold, lady Cassandra Pentaghast was going about her day-to-day business: wake up and eat breakfast and wash up before heading out to practice her combat abilities on training dummies. On a whim, she invited the Inquisitor to train with her.

 

 

It was a beautiful day and the sun was shining bright, and all seemed well. After a while, the dummy broke, so Cassandra and the Inquisitor decided to have a little sparring match. Of course, they weren't going to fight each other full-force, it's just practice. They both got in some good hits, and the Inquisitor surprised Cassandra with a new move he had developed. He parried her blade and thrust forward, accidentally clipping her arm. Picked up on the wordplay yet?

 

"Ah!" she cried out with a wince. She hadn't been wearing her full set of armor since it was merely practice, but she hadn't expected him to penetrate her defenses.

 

"I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you," he said.

 

"It's fine, it's just a scratch," Cassandra responded, covering the cut with some cloth. "I'll go get this cleaned up."

 

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Later on as Cassandra was cleaning her wound, the Inquisitor peeked in through the door.

 

"Listen, I feel bad about what happened. Anything I can do to make it up to you?" he asked.

 

"Well, now that you mention it, I can think of something..." she said, a sly smile slowly forming across her face.

 

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(also NSFW)

 

See, you think it's an innocent little story, but it gets pretty adult.

[Merela]

 

 

 

 

Source: http://chimis-changa...n-cassandra-all

[LightningPoodle]

One fateful day at Skyhold, lady Cassandra Pentaghast was going about her day-to-day business: wake up and eat breakfast and wash up before heading out to practice her combat abilities on training dummies. On a whim, she invited the Inquisitor to train with her.

 

 

It was a beautiful day and the sun was shining bright, and all seemed well. After a while, the dummy broke, so Cassandra and the Inquisitor decided to have a little sparring match. Of course, they weren't going to fight each other full-force, it's just practice. They both got in some good hits, and the Inquisitor surprised Cassandra with a new move he had developed. He parried her blade and thrust forward, accidentally clipping her arm. Picked up on the wordplay yet?

 

"Ah!" she cried out with a wince. She hadn't been wearing her full set of armor since it was merely practice, but she hadn't expected him to penetrate her defenses.

 

"I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you," he said.

 

"It's fine, it's just a scratch," Cassandra responded, covering the cut with some cloth. "I'll go get this cleaned up."

 

Spoiler

(NSFW)

 

Later on as Cassandra was cleaning her wound, the Inquisitor peeked in through the door.

 

"Listen, I feel bad about what happened. Anything I can do to make it up to you?" he asked.

 

"Well, now that you mention it, I can think of something..." she said, a sly smile slowly forming across her face.

 

Spoiler

(also NSFW)

 

See, you think it's an innocent little story, but it gets pretty adult.

 

Holy Christ that's f*cking amazing!

[LightningPoodle]

...The opposite of Tyler Perry?

 

I feel like I should know this but, who?

[o Ventus]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Source: http://chimis-changa...n-cassandra-all

 

I'm confused.

[Merela]

I'm confused.

 

Glitches.

[LightningPoodle]

 

Source: http://chimis-changa...n-cassandra-all

 

I love the blinking. So seductive!

[o Ventus]

I love the blinking. So seductive!

 

It's part of a sort of rapport between Cassandra and the Inquisitor. 3 quick blinks means "I'm down to f***". Should Inqy rapidly blink 3 times back at her, the mating process will begin.

[LightningPoodle]

It's part of a sort of rapport between Cassandra and the Inquisitor. 3 quick blinks means "I'm down to f***". Should Inqy rapidly blink 3 times back at her, the mating process will begin.

 

I wish this was a thing. I wish this happened in game!

[Cespar]

I've found this on computer.  "Get out."

 

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Made by: jpshieux. 

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

Do you realize how much anticipation builds up with that many spoiler tags?   

[Cespar]

Do you realize how much anticipation builds up with that many spoiler tags?   

Lol I didn't mean to put all of those spoiler tags. I've fixed it now, lol.

[o Ventus]

Do you realize how much anticipation builds up with that many spoiler tags?   

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You're right.

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

Lol! You got me!

[Lady Artifice]

That's almost very funny.

 

Lol. 

[o Ventus]

Incidentally, multi-spoilers are a good way to hide NSFW pics.

 

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^ I traced that one to the finished picture... Let's just say that multi spoilers won't cover me if I post it. I can send a link via PM to any... Interested parties.

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

Can't you just post the link with a NSFW warning? That is what we do in the Cullen thread. 

[o Ventus]

Can't you just post the link with a NSFW warning? That is what we do in the Cullen thread. 

It leads to a rule34 site. As in, actual porn. I've not been to the Cullen thread, does that kind of thing fly there?

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

It leads to a rule34 site. As in, actual porn. I've not been to the Cullen thread, does that kind of thing fly there?

 

Yeah. You're not posting the physical on the forum, only the link and if you are giving a warning for NSFW then it's someone else's problem if they choose to open it in a inappropriate place, right? 

 

You could always open the picture in a new tab and post the link for that...? 

[AWTEW]

why does Cassandra loves Varric's books so much? 

 

and she seem to have a romanticized fantasy of Hawke from all the banters with Varric (she even read about the Champion twice!!!).

 

and since her ex-bf just died in the conclave, she started a new relationship so soon? she doesn't struck me as that kind of person. why did they break up? 

 

Because she loves Varric..in non-romance playthroughs. *whistles*

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I've been a mood for coming up with crossover battles, and one that I really want to see is Cassandra taking on Bellona (from SMITE). Granted, SMITE is a MOBA and the only real lore available is the mythology behind each god and goddess, but a 1-on-1 melee fight between the 2 would be fun to watch. Of course, since Bellona is the Roman goddess of War, you'd have to limit or take away her divinity for the fight to be fair, but Cassandra can also cancel out magic, so that might even the playing field. It would be Cassandra with her sword, shield, and Seeker powers vs. Bellona and her sword/shield, war hammer, and scourge. If I could draw worth a damn I would draw it and put it on deviantart. 2 sexy warrior women going at it? Yes, I want to see that.

 

And when I say "going at it", I mean actually fighting and not some hot girl-on-girl action that I would joke about on any other given day

 

 

vs. 

 

 

Honestly, I don't know who the other woman is. But with a shield like that, Cassandra would probably need a 2H Sword to crack it.

 

Incidentally, multi-spoilers are a good way to hide NSFW pics.

 

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^ I traced that one to the finished picture... Let's just say that multi spoilers won't cover me if I post it. I can send a link via PM to any... Interested parties.

 

I'm intrested in see your pictures, but not smut. Any non smut ones?

[LightningPoodle]

It leads to a rule34 site. As in, actual porn. I've not been to the Cullen thread, does that kind of thing fly there?

 

Doesn't that lead to viruses? I swear I got a virus from there. *ahem* 

 

- I think you can get banned for that, posting a link that will lead to someone getting a virus. 

 

- I've also seen that whole image... nice drawing. 

[o Ventus]

Honestly, I don't know who the other woman is. But with a shield like that, Cassandra would probably need a 2H Sword to crack it.

 

Bellona, the Roman goddess of war. If Mars (the male Roman god of war) is the cunning tactician and strategist, Bellona is the fierce and savage warrior.

 

 

I'm intrested in see your pictures, but not smut. Any non smut ones?

 

Come on, you should know by now that I don't do non-smut.

 

They're also not my pictures, they're all taken from Deviantart.

[o Ventus]

Doesn't that lead to viruses? I swear I got a virus from there. *ahem*  

 

 

- I think you can get banned for that, posting a link that will lead to someone getting a virus.  

 

It shouldn't lead to any malware. It came out clean for me. Regardless, I'll link the direct URL to the image on the site's gallery and just bypass the main page. Should go without saying, but NSFW.

 

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http://img.rule34.xx...69.jpeg?1650707