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Nonsense. What we need is more smutty literature.
I'll get right to it.
The Chant is all about a god loving a human woman so much he asks her to come up to the heavens and live with Him. It contains lines like "Come to me child, and I shall embrace you. In my arms lies eternity." and "With passion'd breath comes darkness, but with many against Her, She finds His light untiring as it parts the Veil."
If the Chant isn't smutty literature, I don't know what is. We DO need Andraste.
The Chant is all about a god loving a human woman so much he asks her to come up to the heavens and live with Him. It contains lines like "Come to me child, and I shall embrace you. In my arms lies eternity." and "With passion'd breath comes darkness, but with many against Her, She finds His light untiring as it parts the Veil."
If the Chant isn't smutty literature, I don't know what is. We DO need Andraste.
The original Chant was even dirtier.
"... She finds His light untiring as it parts the Veil. And yea, She finds His light untiring as He parts Her Veil." It even says "nudge nudge wink wink" right here on the page.
Yeah, even when I was editing it, I only need to change two or three words. Pretty sure it had the opposite effect anyway.
Transfigurations 12, for instance:
O Maker, hear my cry:
Guide me through the blackest nights
Steel my heart against the temptations of the wicked
Make me to rest in the warmest places.
O Creator, see me kneel:
For I walk only where You would bid me
Stand only in places You have blessed
Sing only the words You place in my throat
My Maker, know my heart
Take from me a life of sorrow
Lift me from a world of pain
Judge me worthy of Your endless pride
My Creator, judge me whole:
Find me well within Your grace
Touch me with fire that I be cleansed
Tell me I have sung to Your approval
O Maker, hear my cry:
Seat me by Your side in death
Make me one within Your glory
And let the world once more see Your favor
For You are the fire at the heart of the world
And comfort is only Yours to give.
Like what in the actual ****?
The original Chant was even dirtier.
"... She finds His light untiring as it parts the Veil. And yea, She finds His light untiring as He parts Her Veil." It even says "nudge nudge wink wink" right here on the page.
Cassandra: Say no more, say no more. After all, you're a woman of the world arn't ya, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, knowhatimean, knowhatimean?
Andraste: No, I'm afriad I DON'T know what you mean.
Cassandra: Well, it's just that....I mean...you've...SLEPT with the Maker?
Andraste: Well, yes.
Cassandra:......what's it like?
Apparently Cass' friendship speech changes if you have already romanced her:
https://youtu.be/w2-h0gjRfAM?t=3m20s
Is there a way to romance her before that scene happens?Apparently Cass' friendship speech changes if you have already romanced her:
https://youtu.be/w2-h0gjRfAM?t=3m20s
Is there a way to romance her before that scene happens?
Maybe not have her approval up enough before the romance?
Nah, not for this.
The entire Cullen thread needs Andraste though.
Aye, but I think the Solas thread might need it even more than Cullen thread. Weird wolf smut..yeah nah..
Nonsense. What we need is more smutty literature.
I'll get right to it.
Tasteful, smutty litrature.
Tasteful, smutty litrature.
"The Inquisitor tore off the lady Seeker's clothes and bent her over the bed before spanking her bare bottom, but he did so respectfully."
Lol! Oh, well, I guess I better start praying for forgiveness straight away then.
I think we should face it, we're quite beyond hope.
And maker, do we like it that way.
Aye, but I think the Solas thread might need it even more than Cullen thread. Weird wolf smut..yeah nah..
Pfff, It's also home to the only group of people trying to give their love interest blue balls by claiming he's asexual, to give credence to their weird disney "sexual purity" fantasy. The people passing that around are... LOL, but that disqualifies them from this consideration, I think.
I think we should face it, we're quite beyond hope.
And maker, do we like it that way.
I think we should face it, we're quite beyond hope.
Some of us in more ways than one.
That's me making a joke about severe depression. I'm pretty sure I should talk to someone.
You will submit to Wesker!
In the church of Wesker no one is beyond hope...of being useful research material.
I belong to the church of Zombie hunting.
Our main text is the Zombie Survival Guide, and our initiation involves watching the original Night of the Living Dead.
I hate zombies, yet they're my favorite movie monster. It's a complex doctrine.
Oh, I will definitely submit to Wesker.....just not as a test subject.
Boom!
::smacks hand::
Bad, Stop falling for the villains!
Oh, I will definitely submit to Wesker.....just not as a test subject.
Boom!
::smacks hand::
Bad, Stop falling for the villains!
Never!
Pfff, It's also home to the only group of people trying to give their love interest blue balls by claiming he's asexual, to give credence to their weird disney "sexual purity" fantasy. The people passing that around are... LOL, but that disqualifies them from this consideration, I think.
He is not A-sexual, that I know for sure. I also find the whole a-sexual spectrum argument dubious.
"The Inquisitor tore off the lady Seeker's clothes and bent her over the bed before spanking her bare bottom, but he did so respectfully."
Okay that's just boring, and not what I meant.
The second version, sounds far too direct and gives the impression: that it is all just about him.
His magic orbs aren't blue, they're white as the driven snow! Or maybe they're Fade green... which would explain why Lavellan wouldn't want to go there... hmm.Pfff, It's also home to the only group of people trying to give their love interest blue balls by claiming he's asexual, to give credence to their weird disney "sexual purity" fantasy. The people passing that around are... LOL, but that disqualifies them from this consideration, I think.
The second version, sounds far too direct and gives the impression: that it is all just about him.
Wait... you mean to say it ain't?
Wait... you mean to say it ain't?
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