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[o Ventus]

Yes. Plus I have a nephew your age so I'm surrounded by Chips.

I gotta ask: what gave it away?

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

I gotta ask: what gave it away?

What, your age? Or the fact you want to rear end Cass? Because you made the latter pretty obvious.

[Colonelkillabee]

I am so lost... I hope that when I said "The front or back works", you didn't think I meant booty licking Ventus. ROFL lololol, this is what happens when people watch too much porn.

 

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And what crops up when Boom is in the thread Bad influence!

[Master Warder Z_]

That's what you're for, Warder.

Fair enough

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

And what crops up when Boom is in the thread Bad influence!

Sorry?

[Colonelkillabee]

Sorry?

Well... at least I can't say I wasn't entertained.

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

Well... at least I can't say I wasn't entertained.

Well, your entertainment is what I'm here for so.....job well done.

[o Ventus]

What, your age? Or the fact you want to rear end Cass? Because you made the latter pretty obvious.

Relax, I know it was obvious. That was the joke.

 

I don't know about "rear end Cass" though. I know she's not real. I'm not one of those people. Certainly, I think her face is attractive (but then I know plenty of people here do, it's one of the reasons we like Cass) and I admire the way she was written, but I have no desire to have sex with her or have weird fantasies about it.

 

Spoiler

I consider myself an butt man anyway (I will proudly admit to that), and tbh Cass doesn't quite have the ass for me.

 

That's what Miranda is for

[Colonelkillabee]

Lol Rabbitonfire made a picture of Cassandra in her room XD:

 

[Colonelkillabee]

Relax, it being really obvious was the joke.

LOL come now, that's a little much for a joke Master Warder goes on and on about his torture porn stuff. You're pretty much in good company here, dude. lol

[Kinsz]

I wonder what Cass's reaction would be if she could read the last few pages of this thread , books will be stabbed for sure.

[Br3admax]

What, your age? Or the fact you want to rear end Cass? Because you made the latter pretty obvious.

But the fact that he's stated his age wasn't obvious? 

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

But the fact that he's stated his age wasn't obvious?

I know you and Gif are 19? But I can't remember how old Chip is, exactly.

[o Ventus]

LOL come now, that's a little much for a joke Master Warder goes on and on about his torture porn stuff. You're pretty much in good company here, dude. lol

I take my comedy seriously (which sounds strange when I hear myself say it).

Spoiler

It's one of the reasons I'm still alive. I think at this point, I can say that I live to make people laugh. Doesn't always work though.

 

So yeah, I go to pretty deep lengths for a joke.

 

kek, "deep lengths" right after talking about buttsecks.

[o Ventus]

I know you and Gif are 19? But I can't remember how old Chip is, exactly.

 

The same. Meaning 19. Or, will be 19 in May, in any case.

[Br3admax]

I know you and Gif are 19? But I can't remember how old Chip is, exactly.

Not come Sunday. This ninja's going to be 20 then. Still not old enough for this thread, but getting there. 

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

Not come Sunday. This ninja's going to be 20 then. Still not old enough for this thread, but getting there.

Oh, Happy Birthday for Sunday!

[AresKeith]

I wonder what Cass's reaction would be if she could read the last few pages of this thread , books will be stabbed for sure.

 

[AWTEW]

You're supposed to......purge the area of such things first. It's not like a porno where they just go for it.

Why am I even talking about this? *runs away*

Spoiler

even so, the best laid plans can go awary. so the night before a critical battle there is some butt fun, and the inquisitor slips up in the delirium of pleasure..and goes too hard hurting cass. Then there is a critical battle the next day, and cass falters in combat from the pain..and gets badly wounded/killed.

So I Still think butt fun is a bad idea during the war period. But I guess magic so 'shrug'.

[Augustei]

This. Just so long as you know how to prepare beforehand and you do it properly, it can feel great for both parties. That's literally all it takes, is not being an idiot. Of course, people still have their own separate tastes, so someone may not like it even if it's done properly, which is fine too.

 

 

NSFW

Spoiler

See the above. Assuming the man/woman you're with isn't totally stupid and cleans their body like normal people, you shouldn't have to worry too much about fecal matter. Most of the time just using the restroom and showering beforehand is enough. If you feel it's not, have whoever is receiving give themselves an enema. I'm not sure what the issue is with temperature. The human body is already hot, temperature wise, especially so around the head, neck, and private areas.

 

Really though, complaining about fecal matter in regards to doin' it in the butt is like complaining about menstruation when doin' it in the front. It's gross, yes, but you can easily, EASILY avoid it. Unfortunately, people are pants-on-head retarded and often don't bother to take any steps to avoid it, so they inevitably screw it up and swear off of it forever, and it eventually gets a bit of a bad rap due to word-of-mouth and internet blogging complaining about how nasty it is, when in reality the people complaining and making the blogs are just dumb.

 

That said, Quizzy is getting in that ass. And just to p**s off the prudes, he's going to eat it first before he gets in it.

 

Also, "you people"?

I'm not certain if we members of this thread still count as people or some form of sub-species, being in here too long can do that.

 

[AWTEW]

The same. Meaning 19. Or, will be 19 in May, in any case.

One step closer to being a real adult. 'Pinches cheeks'. Have a happy birthday for Sunday.

[o Ventus]

Spoiler

even so, the best laid plans can go awary. so the night before a critical battle there is some butt fun, and the inquisitor slips up in the delirium of pleasure..and goes too hard hurting cass. Then there is a critical battle the next day, and cass falters in combat from the pain..and gets badly wounded/killed.

So I Still think butt fun is a bad idea during the war period. But I guess magic so 'shrug'.

Who said it had to be during a war?

 

I always imagine it more as a saving-the-world present, for after Corypheus is defeated (that must have been an interesting conversation between them at Skyhold... I think I'll fan fic it). I imagine Quizzy and Cass need a bit of a break after all the fighting anyway.

[Master Warder Z_]

Not come Sunday. This ninja's going to be 20 then. Still not old enough for this thread, but getting there.

Happy birthday

[Br3admax]

Spoiler

even so, the best laid plans can go awary. so the night before a critical battle there is some butt fun, and the inquisitor slips up in the delirium of pleasure..and goes too hard hurting cass. Then there is a critical battle the next day, and cass falters in combat from the pain..and gets badly wounded/killed.

So I Still think butt fun is a bad idea during the war period. But I guess magic so 'shrug'.

Nah, she has Guard up the entire time. 

[AWTEW]

Who said it had to be during a war?

I always imagine it more as a saving-the-world present, for after Corypheus is defeated (that must have been an interesting conversation between them at Skyhold... I think I'll fan fic it). I imagine Quizzy and Cass need a bit of a break after all the fighting anyway.

ahh, after wartime they can go all for it. I just thought we were talking about wartime.