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[o Ventus]

What in the sam hill is going on in this thread?

Well, it was a discussion on the merits of butt stuff earlier. Now it seems to have drifted to alcohol and effects of beating off.

 

Business as usual, really.

[prosthetic soul]

Well, it was a discussion on the merits of butt stuff earlier. Now it seems to have drifted to alcohol and effects of beating off.

 

Business as usual, really.

Beating off can lead to blindness and hairy palms.  Trust me, I'm a doctor. 

[sagefic]

Soooo...I stepped in here to say hi, love Cass, would you like a fanfic please, but I think I stumbled into a strange point in this thread.  But considering I came over from the Cullen thread and things get very NSFW there, I guess it's all a wash.

 

uhmmm anyhow. so, I always feel like a dork doing this kind of thing, but hi, I'm writing a fanfic, it's Cullen/FemTrevelyan (yes, I know) but has MaleRogueTrevelyan/Cass as well. He's the inquisitor's cousin, spots cass, sparks fly... yeah. Anyhow, you know what, here it is if you wanna read it, now I'm ducking out again - bye!

[AresKeith]

Well, it was a discussion on the merits of butt stuff earlier. Now it seems to have drifted to alcohol and effects of beating off.

 

Business as usual, really.

 

I'd say it's a step above usual really

[o Ventus]

I'd say it's a step above usual really

True. I kinda like this new routine we have.

 

 

Anyway, I'm off to go continue that Citadel fic I started.

 

But not to entirely abandon the last topic (nsfw):

 

Spoiler

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[Br3admax]

^ the post I responded to explicitly says "****** too much" and "can't replace the fluids quick enough", before finishing with "too much of anything is bad". How could that be about anything other than sheer frequency? It's not exactly ambiguous.

Hmm? I wasn't disagreeing with you. As I said, frequency doesn't really have anything to do with it. Unless you're frequently torturing yourself, and in that case, please seek medical attention and a councilor. 

[o Ventus]

Hmm? I wasn't disagreeing with you. As I said, frequency doesn't really have anything to do with it. Unless you're frequently torturing yourself, and in that case, please seek medical attention and a councilor. 

I thought you were responding to me.

[AWTEW]

Teens that don't have five older brothers bang a lot, any way.

Protective older brothers a double edged sword.

Although I don't think having sex straight into a relationship is in most cases a good idea IMO you should wait 6 months minimum.but I'm not elaborating on that, because 'reasons'.

[Merela]

 

Source: http://artisticalass...ed-by-this-post

[Augustei]

Regardless of the alcohol being there or not, none of you people are invited. The only mail your invitations got lost in was the one that takes the trash away from the dumpster. 

 

You're a bad brother, Forgive and forget I say.

[AWTEW]

art by alexschiltz

[Master Warder Z_]

Cassandra throwing the Inquisitor into a trashcan...fitting.

[Merela]

 

Source: http://ib-gomes.tumb...sition-and-this

[Andres Hendrix]

[Colonelkillabee]

Andraste. Y'all mu****as need her pronto, lol.

 

And if wacking off made it grow, those stupid infomercials at night would make no cash, lolol. Live with what you got brosefs.

[o Ventus]

Andraste. Y'all mu****as need her pronto, lol.

Please. The Chant is plenty filthy. Andraste would be right at home.

[Colonelkillabee]

Please. The Chant is plenty filthy. Andraste would be right at home.

Well, she was diddling our father, basically... doesn't get any dirtier than that, I suppose. And the Maker is a pedo.

[Br3admax]

Andraste. Y'all mu****as need her pronto, lol.

And if wacking off made it grow, those stupid infomercials at night would make no cash, lolol. Live with what you got brosefs.

And the perks of being sort of, slowly but surely increases.

Also, this thread needs all DA deities. Andraste won't be enough.

[o Ventus]

Well, she was diddling our father, basically... doesn't get any dirtier than that, I suppose. And the Maker is a pedo.

See? Business as usual. People keep saying we need Andraste, and our conversations keep getting dirtier and dirtier. I'd say we're just following their advice.

[Call Me Jord]

Oh hey everyone whats going- 

 

 

Oh.

 

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.

 

Spoiler

I'm going to go get Andraste, shame on all you sinners.

 

On a complete side note; I think I beat the Divine RNG system! Cassandra has ended up deciding to start the Seekers over, from the ground up. 

 

Leliana on the other hand (...Did you see what I did there?) is now hardened, and making the halls of the Grand Cathedral run with blood as Divine.

 

All in all a grand success!

[o Ventus]

Oh hey everyone whats going- 

 

snip

 

Oh.

 

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.

 

Spoiler

I'm going to go get Andraste, shame on all you sinners.

 

It was a different time.

 

Personally, I thought it was a pretty fun little diversion, what with the other stupid nonsense threads in the Feedback & Suggestions board and the Scuttlebutts. After a long day of seeing people complain about Cassandra's face and complaining about how EA is literally Satan, it was nice to be able to come back to the other.

 

Sure, it was horribly NSFW and went to some very dark sexy places, but at least it wasn't another complaint being parroted around by a sock puppet.

[Br3admax]

I mean she's cool and all, but her face is so ugly I can't play the game anymore.

[Merela]

 

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[o Ventus]

 

Source: http://dragonage.wik...Promotional.jpg

 

That game is a tremendous money sink, like a good 99% of freemiums. It's almost impossible to find a PvP match where your opponent doesn't have a full team of max level rank 4 legendary heroes. It doesn't help that the game is 100% passive. All the player does is click "battle" or "continue quest" and flip through menus. The game otherwise literally plays itself.

 

Personally, I prefer the Injustice companion app (and the new Mortal Kombat X companion). It's freemium as well and is a bit of a cash grab, but you at least actually PLAY the thing, and you can unlock skins for use in the console version, and vice versa.

 

I mean she's cool and all, but her face is so ugly I can't play the game anymore.

 

Who are we talking about here?

[thesuperdarkone2]

That game is a tremendous money sink, like a good 99% of freemiums. It's almost impossible to find a PvP match where your opponent doesn't have a full team of max level rank 4 legendary heroes. It doesn't help that the game is 100% passive. All the player does is click "battle" or "continue quest" and flip through menus. The game otherwise literally plays itself.

 

Personally, I prefer the Injustice companion app (and the new Mortal Kombat X companion). It's freemium as well and is a bit of a cash grab, but you at least actually PLAY the thing, and you can unlock skins for use in the console version, and vice versa.

 

 

 

 

Who are we talking about here?

They should rename the game "Heroes of Blood Mage Age". Seriously, who would have thought Danarius and Uldred would be god-tier?