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Bah! The Horde has the better ladies.
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Not even gonna lie, my female orc shaman is pretty cute. She's got that toned body. As a general rule, when I'm making a female PC in a game's character creator, I always ask myself before I begin playing: would I bang her? If the answer is yes, then I continue on. If not, then I make it so that the answer is yes.
Wait… that's an actually banter?
Yes. Bull teases her on her romance with the Inquisitor. He's got several lines like that.
I'm in a good mood, so I won't bother reporting this. All I'll say, is that you sound upset and that I'm disappointed you're going for insults.
Nah, we've all assumed you were a troll since the first time we meet you. I mean when that's just another way to say, "You disagree with me," on BSN.
Wait… that's an actually banter?
Yes. The one about "Inquisi-butt."
Nah, we've all assumed you were a troll since the first time we meet you. I mean when that's just another way to say, "You disagree with me," on BSN.
Fair enough.
Whenever I do actually troll people, I never get called on it. I'm not sure if that means I'm good or bad at it.
Your problem is that you don't understand what breast = traditionally vs. what your mind thinks, breasts = 'fun bags'.
You know what they say about assuming...
Actually, you might not, an idiom like that isn't literal enough.
Although I am curious as to what prompted you to say this. I mean, other than what I can only guess is some strange vendetta.
Not even gonna lie, my female orc shaman is pretty cute. She's got that toned body.
I approve.
Though I will still say Night Elves are accecptable as well.
As a general rule, when I'm making a female PC in a game's character creator, I always ask myself before I begin playing: would I bang her? If the answer is yes, then I continue on. If not, then I make it so that the answer is yes.
I think that's the unspoken rule of female character creation in RPGs lol.
Not related to Cassandra, but the Netflix Daredevil series premiered today, and holy balls it's incredible. But I might be biased since I'm a massive comic nerd. Despite being set in the same continuity as the movies, it's much darker and more grim. In the movies, you'll see Thor punch Loki through a solid concrete wall and maybe a little bit of blood will drip down Loki's chin. Here, a girl walks in on her dad having just shot himself, and the wall behind him is spattered with brain matter. I also like the little nods to the movies too, they indirectly mention the Chitauri invasion that occurred during The Avengers.
Or I just don't get it, also possible.
A little of both really. The guy just can't admit he didn't know what the heck was being talked about, then instead of saying that decided to correct someone instead. Either way, I got my laughs.
Everybody likes the elven babes.
Not an elf girl, but actually this would be the idea boobplate for Cassandra:
Or maybe I just like it because it shows off her bum. To be totally fair, that's equally likely.
I guess you gotta be used to the design of the models but it doesn't do anything for me. Sry broski. Wow in general isn't my cup of tea, I'm not much of an MMO fan.
Not related to Cassandra, but the Netflix Daredevil series premiered today, and holy balls it's incredible. But I might be biased since I'm a massive comic nerd. Despite being set in the same continuity as the movies, it's much darker and more grim. In the movies, you'll see Thor punch Loki through a solid concrete wall and maybe a little bit of blood will drip down Loki's chin. Here, a girl walks in on her dad having just shot himself, and the wall behind him is spattered with brain matter. I also like the little nods to the movies too, they indirectly mention the Chitauri invasion that occurred during The Avengers.
Random tidbit before bed--
Cassandra: I can't do it anymore. You're sleeping on the couch tonight if you continue to make cheesy bear puns.
Inquisitor: Come on Cassandra, it's just a little joke. You know I don't like seeing you angry. I can't bear to have you mad at me.
Cassandra: *glares* I mean it.
Inquisitor: I'm sorry, babe. Tell me what I need to do to make it up to you. Whatever it is, I'll do it with my bare (bear) hands.
Cassandra: *covers her face with her hands* (internal monologue) What did I see in him? Was I drunk?
Inquisitor: Please, Cassandra. You know I can barely (bearly) sleep on the couch.
Cassnadra: That's it, I'm going to bed.
Like the Cullen/Dorian ones that are so popular, even though Cullen is not homosexual?
That one creeps me out.
Apparently straight erasure is A-ok
Well, despite the dislike I have for that pairing, at least Varric is a man. Unlike the Pentilyet ship. The picture you posted of Josephine fastening a piece of cloth at Cass' arm is a Pentilyet one, actually.
Wait, it's a what? Are you kidding me..
I'm a woman, but I lurk this thread and don't often post because there were too many icky things posted here once upon a time. I think I saw a poster reference his penis size once, and how much it pleased the ladies, and another poster put some kind of porno out on how his Qunari was going to "fill Cass up" or something. Which would have been ok if everyone else had denounced those posts, but everyone else seemed totally cool with them, so I decided this wasn't the place for me.
Fair enough. I'm used to icky things since I have older-brothers, walked in on them watching porn ect. Plus killable is here one of the only adult men on this forum..
Tbh, I'd pay money for a boob plate DLC.
If Cassandra can be sexy AND deadly at the same time, who am I to stop her? It's not as if Bioware is exactly devoted to realism in their games anyway.
^ I'd equip her with that and never take it off, no matter how bad the stats were. I'm such a misogynistic pig of a man.
Uhh, talk about a walking skin cancer,and mosquito target.
On boobplate armour
As someone who has those sacks of meat, running with plate armour would be annoying as ****. @the girls I mean can you imagine how sweaty your boobs would get..and how damn itchy?
On boobplate armour
As someone who has those sacks of meat, running with plate armour would be annoying as ****. @the girls I mean can you imagine how sweaty your boobs would get..and how damn itchy?
You mean that "boob plate" or normal "chest plate"? I must ask to be sure. 
If the former, the more I look at it the more I am convinced a well placed hit on it (or a fall, maybe) might kill you, ramming the sharp edge right through your rips. And if not that, any blade hitting the plate might not be reflected away from your body, as it should, but might rather slide inward, thus being directly diverted to the center of your chest, where you are most vulnerable. Not to mention that it might cut your neck on its way.
Just guessing though.
Yeah, sweaty, itchy, uncomfortable are issues too. Especially when we consider how metal gets hot or cold easily. It needs to be padded anyway, which makes the boob shaping useless to begin with.
But it looks nice.
Wait, it's a what? Are you kidding me..
On boobplate armour
As someone who has those sacks of meat, running with plate armour would be annoying as ****. @the girls I mean can you imagine how sweaty your boobs would get..and how damn itchy?
Ahah, sorry. The picture in itself is really good, but, yeah. Typical romantic gesture, the lady wrapping a piece of cloth around her knight's arm. Also, it's tagged as Pentilyet on Tumblr. 
About the boobplate (or chestplate, or breastplate, or bagsofmeatplate.), I can imagine plate armor not being pleasant to wear at all, so running around with it? Ergh. Though it would still be better than bikini armor. Between having my boobs getting sweaty and itchy and dying of an arrow stuck between the two of them, it's an easy choice.
Everybody likes the elven babes.
Not an elf girl, but actually this would be the idea boobplate for Cassandra:
Or maybe I just like it because it shows off her bum. To be totally fair, that's equally likely.
*smacks hand*
Do you want Cass to die because her armour is a pile of junk?
Bad, Chip! No!
I haven't played the previous games, but I've watched some playthroughs on Youtube. Well, part of it.
Say, did DA2 do anything for Cassandra's character besides portraying her as one big ball of anger?
Well, she kind of went fan girly over Hawke, which gave us a peek at something other than her aggression towards Varric.
She still IS fangirly over Hawke.
Was he above average as a hero?
You won't get a single opinion on that. I used to play a mostly-sarcastic-with-bursts-of-aggression Hawke and never loved a protagonist as much (before or after). Others absolutely disliked him/her for being such a strong character, which limited roleplaying.
To Cass, I guess so.
It was taking down the Arishok that sprung her.
You won't get a single opinion on that. I used to play a mostly-sarcastic-with-bursts-of-aggression Hawke and never loved a protagonist as much (before or after). Others absolutely disliked him/her for being such a strong character, which limited roleplaying.
Im of the same opinion, I found the Inqusitor to be rather boring in comparison, wish he was more Hawke like then we would have gotten a lot more disgusted noises from Cassandra.
Oh man, those dynamics alone could have made a game. All parts of mediocre combat, mindless walking, and especially the numb shard collecting would have been a pleasure hearing Cass and Inquisihawke ramble along all the way.
Cass: "So this is it? My ancestors hunted dragons here ages ago. But I never thought I'd see it with my own---"
Hawke: "We're so far out already? We'll never be back in time for dinner! That's what you get from travelling with the Inquisition."
Cass: "What? Hawke! Look around, isn't it magnificent? Hard to picture what it was like back then, when---"
Hawke: "It really is far away, now that I think about it. Uh... we do an awful lot of walking, don't we?"
Cass: "Can't you ever be serious about something?"
Hawke: "Not to mention the weather. In this terrain every rain shower really---"
Cass: "Hawke!!"
Hawke: "Hawke this, Hawke that. Why does everything fall to me?"
She still IS fangirly over Hawke.
Was he above average as a hero?
Below average really. Had a good setup but unfortunately the second game wasn't really the game that was supposed to make hawke a legend despite the advertisements and the "champion" thing. This game was, but Hawke got replaced, so he was a bit more average while having them tell us he's super great, which comes off rather.... well.
Anyway, Inquisition made me appreciate his/her story a lot more, but the Warden and Inquisitor both outshine him in my opinion. Though just as heroes, not in storytelling quality.
Oh man, those dynamics alone could have made a game. All parts of mediocre combat, mindless walking, and especially the numb shard collecting would have been a pleasure hearing Cass and Inquisihawke ramble along all the way.
Cass: "So this is it? My ancestors hunted dragons here ages ago. But I never thought I'd see it with my own---"
Hawke: "We're so far out already? We'll never be back in time for dinner! That's what you get from travelling with the Inquisition."
Cass: "What? Hawke! Look around, isn't it magnificent? Hard to picture what it was like back then, when---"
Hawke: "It really is far away, now that I think about it. Uh... we do an awful lot of walking, don't we?"
Cass: "Can't you ever be serious about something?"Hawke: "Not to mention the weather. In this terrain every rain shower really---"
Cass: "Hawke!!"
Hawke: "Hawke this, Hawke that. Why does everything fall to me?"
Sarcastic Hawke as the Inquisitor...
At that rate, we wouldn't even need Corypheus trying to doom the world. We can do that ourselves haha!
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