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Not as delightfully abusive, maybe, but just as ridiculous and OOC.
No mention Varric spends around 90% of the banters insulting/being rude to Cass, when she's the one trying to mend the relationship. I like the guy, but he's definitely an ******* to her. But that's apparently how people start a relationship those days.
I don't see it as ridicules at all. But eh, different tastes.
No, you're right. There's nothing ridiculous about a man who is in love with another woman, getting with an entirely different woman whom he doesn't like and isn't friends with in any capacity.
No, you're right. There's nothing ridiculous about a man who is in love with another woman, getting with an entirely different woman whom he doesn't like and isn't friends with in any capacity.
In regards to Tethraghast, I think Craig Ferguson said it best:
"It won't happen, but it miiiiiight. But it won't."
In regards to Tethraghast, I think Craig Ferguson said it best:
"It won't happen, but it miiiiiight. But it won't."
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Depends on what sort of massage parlor you're going to. And in what country. 
No, you're right. There's nothing ridiculous about a man who is in love with another woman, getting with an entirely different woman whom he doesn't like and isn't friends with in any capacity.
I don't think he is in love with Bianca anymore, its more of he is clinging to it. If he is in love with anyone it's Hawke (Were the flirt lines with Varric specific to female?)
Sigh, they should have put something in there..
Depends on what sort of massage parlor you're going to. And in what country.
No, you're right. There's nothing ridiculous about a man who is in love with another woman, getting with an entirely different woman whom he doesn't like and isn't friends with in any capacity.
Eh, Varric's comment about Cass having no friends gains a new level of ***holery when you realize she lost the ones she had thanks to the mage rebellion and the Breach. Which happened because of him and his friends's actions. Yeah, very smooth Vava, very smooth...
Lol appropriate. Since only in dreams would this ever work Not even, actually. It's like pairing Streetmagic wih Ironbull.
I don't think he is in love with Bianca anymore, its more of he is clinging to it. If he is in love with anyone it's Hawke (Were the flirt lines with Varric specific to female?)
*SNIP*
Sigh, they should have put something in there..
I remember Varric saying in DA2 that he isn't into humans....? But I have no idea whether or not you can flirt with him as a male. I do kind of agree. if there is anyone out there that could remotely equal his feelings for Bianca, it would be Hawke.
I don't think he is in love with Bianca anymore, its more of he is clinging to it. If he is in love with anyone it's Hawke (Were the flirt lines with Varric specific to female?)
You can tell him to move on from Bianca in Inquisition, and he blows you off. He wouldn't do that if he didn't still love her.
Lol appropriate. Since only in dreams would this ever work
*screws up Streetmagic x Iron Bull fic and throws it in the trash*
Well, if it's so unbelievable then I'm not even going to bother.
I think it could have garnered a following, though......
*screws up Streetmagic x Iron Bull fic and throws it in the trash*
Well, if it's so unbelievable then I'm not even going to bother.
I think it could have garnered a following, though......
I'd read it 
And I'd pay to have him read it for an audio version. His voice and bull's.
I remember Varric saying in DA2 that he isn't into humans....? But I have no idea whether or not you can flirt with him as a male. I do kind of agree. if there is anyone out there that could remotely equal his feelings for Bianca, it would be Hawke.
Varric says he's not into humans, yeah. However I agree - Hawke is/was the only person who could have made him forget about Bianca. *stares into the sunset, bitter tears flowing down the cheeks*
I'd read it
I'd read it to! Not so sure about paying about an audio version, but...
I'll make an audiobook version of it.
I knew it would be well received! 
Hmm
Maybe I should try my hand at this smut pairing.
I do excell at smut...just ask boom.
We could co-author...........
I'll make an audiobook version of it.
Yeah! Now we just need to write that damn fic! 
I'd read it to! Not so sure about paying about an audio version, but...
Oh I'd pay alright. A dramatic reading of Iron Bull making love to street? And he does both voices? More entertaining than the same shitty movie plots hollywood cranks out for 15 bucks a film. Not counting the shitty food that costs an arm and a leg. Would much rather hear the most awkward thing in the world and laugh my balls off XD
I might need someone to collab with on the voices. I can do a pretty good Street impression, but my Freddie Prinze Jr. isn't the best.
I knew it would be well received!
We could co-author...........
Oh I'd pay alright. A dramatic reading of Iron Bull making love to street? And he does both voices?
Oh god! STOP IT! I'm trying to eat my lunch and I'm near choking from all the laughter.
Hmm maybe.
I could whip up a quick script.
I demand the lines, "My, what big horns you have..." "All the better for you to hold onto..." to be put in there somewhere
I might need someone to collab with on the voices. I can do a pretty good Street impression, but my Freddie Prinze Jr. isn't the best.
Well, if we asked Freddie Prinze Jr really, really kindly, maybe he would agree to read the Bull lines for us? 
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