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*stares*
You have no idea what sexual satisfaction is my friend.
It's taking a novice and so throughly wrapping her around the finger, her body quivers at the memory.
It's of making a impact, a impression that never fades.
Not even a decade later.
That's erm...what I conveyed
Which is what Fjalar does to Cass in the bedroom in a regular basis. Except she's not a novice. But still. 
And I think E. L. James is married.
I want to say that makes it worse.
Which is what Fjalar does to Cass in the bedroom in a regular basis. Except she's not a novice. But still.
I want to say that makes it worse.
*shrugs*
Everyone has fantasies. Just because they aren't a common fantasy, doesn't make it a deluded one.
I want to say that makes it worse.
"He mewled smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three legged young."
Who writes something like that? Except E. L. James I mean.
Honestly!
Me having to defend my smut! Me!
We're still eagerly waiting for the Bull/Street one, by the way. 
Really?! Why?
Were they nightmares...in the attic?
*shrugs*
Everyone has fantasies. Just because they aren't a common fantasy, doesn't make it a deluded one.
When it's as out of touch with reality and "regular" human behavior as a contract dictating the time of day in which a man and woman are allowed to see each other, the diet that the woman eats, the people she's allowed to see and speak to, and her sleeping arrangements in another person's house, I like to call it deluded.
No person behaves the way she writers her characters. The most insane, clinically bats**t crazy nutjob isn't on the level of a Christian Grey.
I don't think I've eaten sugar donuts since I was fifteen. No points for guessing why.
Naww, come now. Don't let a little arsenic put you off of sugared donuts. 
"He mewled smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three legged young."
For a minute there I thought you were referring to me. "What the ****..... I'm not middle-aged!"
I wasn't meaning that, I was referring to the emotional aspects of the relationship. In the end, they are both poorly developed characters.
And I think E. L. James is married.
They read like notes between high schoolers.
I think you're being a bit mean to the high schoolers.
We're still eagerly waiting for the Bull/Street one, by the way.
Critically acclaimed?
Critically acclaimed?
The people that have read my stuff like what I write too, but I know it's crap.
Don't let the 5 people who have patted you on the back go to your head. But then what do I know, I never did pander to the lowest common denominator with weird softcore porn like 50 Shades.
The people that have read my stuff like what I write too, but I know it's crap.
Don't let the 5 people who have patted you on the back go to your head. But then what do I know, I never did pander to the lowest common denominator with weird softcore porn like 50 Shades.
I wouldn't tell him something was good if it wasn't. And it was really, really good.
I think you're being a bit mean to the high schoolers.
Possibly, yes. Lots of teenagers could write more engaging exchanges than those.
The people that have read my stuff like what I write too, but I know it's crap.
Don't let the 5 people who have patted you on the back go to your head. But then what do I know, I never did pander to the lowest common denominator with weird softcore porn like 50 Shades.
Well that was dramatic...and familiar.
So is there any really good Cassandra fic anyone could recommend? It could be with the Inky, Cullen, or whomever, or no relationship at all, I'm not particular as long as the fanfiction is good.
When I first went looking about 4 months ago, it was a barren wasteland filled with Gary Sue-ish bad porn, but did anything come out more recently?
Well I am always eager to point people in the direction of my fan fiction. It does have Cassandra and the Inquisitor, though there is a lot of other stuff going on in it.
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