*Soft metallic clicking noises, and strange high pitched mumblings*
Cassandra: *stirring slightly, but still nestled contently against the Inquisitor*
Sera *crashes through the door*: "It's peanut butter jelly time: Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!"
Cassandra: *startled*"If I was not completely nude right now, I would jump from this nice warm bed and break your face with my fist, as I would a Bear's!"
Inquisitor: *tired* "She's sleepwalking Cassandra, she can't help it."
Cassandra: "Yes well, it is frightening that this is the third lock Sera has gone through-in her sleep- this week..."
Sera: *humming like a head case* "emmmmmmmmiiiiiioooorrrr."
Inquisitor: "Perhaps we should bundle her up, and start co-sleeping?"
Cassandra: "Don't you ever speak those words again."
Inquisitor: *laughs*
Cassandra: "You know I waited all day yesterday. When I was killing that Abyssal High Dragon all I could think of was, 'I just have to cut through three more tendons and an artery, then tonight, I will have a nice long rose petal bath, the Inquisitor will give me a massage, then I will fall asleep in his arms smelling of lavender, and I will remain that way until he softly wakes me with caresses at sunris...' "
Sera: "She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
She reaches in, grabs right hold of yo heart!!!!
She seems to have an invisible touch; yeeeeeeee!!!--peanut butter...
Jelly!--It takes control and slowly tears you apart!
*mumbles* That's a good song Varric....Teach me some more."
Cassandra: "Ugh, Maker..."
Rooster: *CROWING INCREDIBLY LODUDLY*
Josaphine: *yelling from the stairwell* "Inquisitor!!!" *rings a bell* "Rise and shine!"
Cullen: "Josephine did you yell to him about the ghost?"
Josephine: "Ghost?" *RINGS BELL* "INQUISTOR GHOST ALERT!"
*from the kitchen Pots and pans crashing around, staff screaming* "get that fire out!!!!"
Cullen: "IT'S ME CULLEN, THERE IS AN ANGRY POTS AND PANS GHOST IN THE KITCHEN!!!!!!"
Cassandra: "Maker NOOOOOOO!!!! "
Sera: "Ummm..*yawn* where am I ? Could have sworn I was forcing peanut butter jelly sanitches down Solas' stupid gob, with a club thingy." *shrugs and leaves the room*
Inquisitor: *kisses Cassandra*
Cassandra: *gasp*
Inquisitor: "Time to face the new day..."
Cassandra: "Just five more minutes."
*explosion from the undercroft*
Cassandra: "There is not a disgusted noise big enough..."
Inquisitor: "You sure?"
Cassandra: *DISGUSTED NOISE!!!*