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[Hellion Rex]

http://velvetrue.deviantart.com/

[Wolfen09]

Let me rewrite that:

You see a woman you think is attractive and tell her so.
She tells you she's not interested.
You continue to declare your love.
You continue to tell her you're interested.
You let everyone know that if she doesn't show interest in you, you will die.
You keep on doing this until she puts out.

PS: If you show interest in her, and she immediately shows interest back, she's an unvirtuous woman.

 

im shocked that this is remotely understandable

[In Exile]

You will be in an age range of 20-40. 

 

So what you're saying is that she'll totally be cradle robbing my 25ish Inquisitor? 

[Wolfen09]

no, it just means your inquisitor is into cougars

[Hanako Ikezawa]

So what you're saying is that she'll totally be cradle robbing my 25ish Inquisitor? 

Is there a defined age age for cradle robbers? 

[BellPeppers&Beef023]

Having recently watched Edge of Tomorrow, my mind would probably blow if Cassandra even vaguely resembles the Angel of Verdun in terms of personality. A hugely decorated warrior in heavy armor, no BS, full metal bada**ery, and still managing to retain an emotional core. Too Hot to handle.

 

[In Exile]

Is there a defined age age for cradle robbers? 

 

No. I wanted to make a MILF joke but Cass doesn't have kids, so I didn't think that worked. The craddle robbing was the best I could do otherwise. 

[Maria Caliban]

SILR.

[In Exile]

SILR.

 

Google offers three possibilities, none particularly pleasant:

 

SILR Sistema Informativo Lavoro Regionale (Italian: Regional Business Information System)

SILR School of Industrial Labor Relations (Cornell University)

SILR Sacramentans for International Labor Rights (Sacramento, CA)

[Maria Caliban]

Seeker I'd Like to Romance.

[Wolfen09]

touche

[KC_Prototype]

no, it just means your inquisitor is into cougars

She's not much of a cougar. I know she's 30ish but not too old.

[Gearwarden]

no, it just means your inquisitor is into cougars

And who isnt

[azarhal]

No. I wanted to make a MILF joke but Cass doesn't have kids, so I didn't think that worked. The craddle robbing was the best I could do otherwise. 

 

I still think that one of the companions is going to have kid(s) considering their age bracket. It's like a BioWare trope at this point, there is always a party member with a "child" or "parent" issue, sometimes both type exist in a game (ME2). DA2 was the exception, but you could ask Aveline why she doesn't have any kid yet.

 

Cassandra seems like the best placed to have a kid, unless Blackwall had one before joining the Wardens or Solas wasn't always a traveler. Dorian, Sera and Cole don't seem well placed to have any (I guess Sera could have adopted a street urchin, but she fall short of the adoptive mother role). Vivienne doesn't look the type. We would know if Varric had any and IB is a Qunari (so he might have some but the Qunari don't see children the same way everyone else do).

[Aolbain]

And who isnt

Deers?

[Wolfen09]

I still think that one of the companions is going to have kid(s) considering their age bracket. It's like a BioWare trope at this point, there is always a party member with a "child" or "parent" issue, sometimes both type exist in a game (ME2). DA2 was the exception, but you could ask Aveline why she doesn't have any kid yet.

 

Cassandra seems like the best placed to have a kid, unless Blackwall had one before joining the Wardens or Solas wasn't always a traveler. Dorian, Sera and Cole don't seem well placed to have any (I guess Sera could have adopted a street urchin, but she fall short of the adoptive mother role). Vivienne doesn't look the type. We would know if Varric had any and IB is a Qunari (so he might have some but the Qunari don't see children the same way everyone else do).

 

i dont see viviene having any, as it might hinder her agenda.

 

Varric, we know he doesnt have any

 

Cassandra has none

 

Solas, i would be surprised if he did

 

Dorian is homosexual, so adoption is the only option and i dont see them reaching to that area for story ideas for him.

 

Sera is homosexual as well, so like dorian i dont think they would reach for it.

 

Iron Bull is one of the only ones i could see having kids or even a wife, but the qun is kind of funky about this stuff so i dont think they will go this route.

 

Blackwall is the most likely, but wardens have a very hard time having kids, so it would have to be before his time in the wardens, and from the way he joined the wardens (joined because he believed in the wardens and that he would rather have a wardens life than any other.), i dont think its likely.

[azarhal]

Cassandra has none

 

Your denial is strong.  

 

We know nothing personal about her beside "dead brother" and "joined the Seekers". Cassandra is the only one without known background complications that would stop her from having a kid among the list...

[Milan92]

As in kid with the Inquisitor? Or a kid from a previous relationship? Or just a random hook-up?

[MisterJB]

I could see Iron Bull having a dozen kids with prostitutes at every brothel in Thedas if that is even possible.

[Milan92]

I could see Iron Bull having a dozen kids with prostitutes at every brothel in Thedas if that is even possible.

 

Elwood, Walton, Wynn, Ernie, Earl, Dale, Doyle, Daryl, Dan and Ned.

 

And that's just Orlais.

[Maria Caliban]

so why are you guys planning on romancing Cassandra?

Because I think I'll enjoy it.
 

I could see Iron Bull having a dozen kids with prostitutes at every brothel in Thedas if that is even possible.

Given that Isabela and Leliana have no children, I'm going to guess there's effective contraception in Thedas.

I wonder how large qunari children are? It's possible that bringing a qunari child to term isn't something a human or elven woman could do, supposing one could get pregnant.

[Wolfen09]

Your denial is strong.

 

We know nothing personal about her beside "dead brother" and "joined the Seekers". Cassandra is the only one without known background complications that would stop her from having a kid among the list...

 

its thanks to denial that im immortal.

[Milan92]

Given that Isabela and Leliana have no children, I'm going to guess there's effective contraception in Thedas.

 

Magic is such a useful thing.

 

Also, are we sure Isabela never had children? For all we know she could have had atleast one and then gave the child up for adoption.

[Xilizhra]

Magic is such a useful thing.

 

Also, are we sure Isabela never had children? For all we know she could have had atleast one and then gave the child up for adoption.

It's very strongly implied that Isabela is infertile.