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[Master Warder Z_]

lol It's okay, I'll never see it because Marcus Trevelyan is getting dat action! 

 

Damn right!

[Master Warder Z_]

...not if I completely spam this thread with screenshots when the game comes out!

 

*Blinks once slowly*

 

I would report you.

 

Spam isn't tolerated on these forums.

[I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME JERY]

What if the spam is delicious?

[Br3admax]

...so I'm not allowed to requote a post that I thought was cool? Good grief, dude.

Not quite the reaction I expected, but okay. It's just a question I ask everyone who spreads...sentiments. It wasn't warranted for a serious response. 

[Master Warder Z_]

What if the spam is delicious?

 

Do i look bloody Hawaiian to you?

[Merela]

What if the spam is delicious?

Spam cannot be delicious. Or else it would not be spam.

[Br3admax]

What if the spam is delicious?

If it involves a dwarf, delicious is probably the last word that describes it. 

[I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME JERY]

If it involves a dwarf, delicious is probably the last word that describes it. 

 

...well, I'm sure dwarves don't think you're particularly scrumptious either. :S

[Master Warder Z_]

...well, I'm sure dwarves don't think you're particularly scrumptious either. :S

 

Pfft 

 

You know Gimli was drooling over Arogorn like the rest of us

[Br3admax]

...well, I'm sure dwarves don't think you're particularly scrumptious either. :S

Considering who this one is working for, somehow I doubt that...

[Finnn62]

If it involves a dwarf, delicious is probably the last word that describes it. 

...well, I'm sure dwarves don't think you're particularly scrumptious either. :S

Hurray for the lack of cannibalism 

[I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME JERY]

Pfft 

 

You know Gimli was drooling over Arogorn like the rest of us

 

Is Br3admax Viggo Mortensen? Everyone has a thing for Viggo Mortensen.

[MisterJB]

Fellas, you're not going to believe this.

With all this talk of dwarves and romance it ocurred to me I had never watched a romance scene in DAO with a male dwarf. It obviously couldn't be exactly the same because the scene starts with the Warden behind Morrigan or Leliana, running his fingers down her arm. Thus, I decided to youtube it.

Get this, it's the woman behind the Dwarven Warden running her fingers down his arm.

[Master Warder Z_]

Is Br3admax Viggo Mortensen? Everyone has a thing for Viggo Mortensen.

 

Yeah Viggo played Aragorn in all three movies.

[Hellion Rex]

Pfft 

 

You know Gimli was drooling over Arogorn like the rest of us

Dear God....Aragorn...

[GodBrandon]

My boy Bran Trevelyan finna smash. Nuff said

[Merela]

Fellas, you're not going to believe this.

With all this talk of dwarves and romance it ocurred to me I had never watched a romance scene in DAO with a male dwarf. It obviously couldn't be exactly the same because the scene starts with the Warden behind Morrigan or Leliana, running his fingers down her arm. Thus, I decided to youtube it.

Get this, it's the woman behind the Dwarven Warden running her fingers down his arm.

The devs thought of everything!

[Master Warder Z_]

Dear God....Aragorn...

 

 

I'll just put this here

Spoiler

[Br3admax]

Is Br3admax Viggo Mortensen? Everyone has a thing for Viggo Mortensen.

Close enough. 

[I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME JERY]

Fellas, you're not going to believe this.

With all this talk of dwarves and romance it ocurred to me I had never watched a romance scene in DAO with a male dwarf. It obviously couldn't be exactly the same because the scene starts with the Warden behind Morrigan or Leliana, running his fingers down her arm. Thus, I decided to youtube it.

Get this, it's the woman behind the Dwarven Warden running her fingers down his arm.

 

They should have changed the scene to depict the mastery dwarves probably have at the art of motorboat.

[MisterJB]

I'll just put this here

Spoiler

[Hellion Rex]

I'll just put this here

Spoiler

*swoon*

God damn, Viggo was perfect.

[Master Warder Z_]

They should have changed the scene to depict the mastery dwarves probably have at the art of motorboat.

 

They likely don't considering breeding outside of their race is heavily frowned upon what with them like the elves going extinct and all.

[I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME JERY]

They likely don't considering breeding outside of their race is heavily frowned upon what with them like the elves going extinct and all.

 

Eyy you can shag without breeding m8. You don't impregnate someone by motorboating them. :S

[BellPeppers&Beef023]

Alec Trevelyan, who look suspiciously like a young Sean Bean, decides to woo Cassandra with his snarky charm. It failed. Spectacularly. Heartbroken that he is, he decided to pull off a heroic sacrifice during the climatic fight with the Elder One. Never did he realise, the moment he was born with the name Alec, and possessing Sean Bean's looks, the powers that be had already sealed his fate. Before his heroic sacrifice could happen, which would at least give his companions a good lasting impression of him, the Elder One ate him. Cass then killed the Elder One. The End.