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[HK-90210]

Dude. Don't make me change my canon Inquisitor. I was going to roll a Mage, but this sounds too good to pass up.

 

Hey, as long as the lyrium is diluted in something first, mages can touch it. It's how they enter the Fade while conscious.

 

So by snorting lyrium with Cassandra.....DREAM LOVERS......

 

[Urazz]

Hey, as long as the lyrium is diluted in something first, mages can touch it. It's how they enter the Fade while conscious.

 

So by snorting lyrium with Cassandra.....DREAM LOVERS......

 

Ah, now you are making me want to rewatch Hotshots again.  Gotta love random silliness attached to a rehashed 80's movie plot with the characters with different actors and different names to make an entirely new movie.    

 

The only difference I think would be with with the Inquisitor and Cassandra riding dragons and then slaying them with Cassandra winning by slaying the dragon with one blow with a knife like she does in Dawn of the Seeker. 

[Maria Caliban]

My theory is that she's straight because she's only sexually attracted to men.

Does that mean she's romantically attracted to women as well, or she's not romantically attracted to anyone?

[TheJediSaint]

Does that mean she's romantically attracted to women as well, or she's not romantically attracted to anyone?

I assume there's room for Bromances.

[Maria Caliban]

Doesn't have the same rush as snorting crushed lyrium off Cass' ass and breasts.
 
*Leaves to watch The Wolf of Wall Street*

Not even your magic hand will mend the veil tear in your lateral nasal cartilage.

[Urazz]

Doesn't have the same rush as snorting crushed lyrium off Cass' ass and breasts.

 

*Leaves to watch The Wolf of Wall Street*

At least you aren't suggesting both lyrium potion body shots and snorting crushed lyrium off of Cassandra's ass and breasts.  Some of us do have some limits on how much of a drug fiend we'll be as templars. 

 

Is it me or does Cassandra's thread have a lot of perverted crap in it?  Does that say something about the kind of fans Cassandra has and attracts or is it something about the character?  

[raging_monkey]

At least you aren't suggesting both lyrium potion body shots and snorting crushed lyrium off of Cassandra's ass and breasts.  Some of us do have some limits on how much of a drug fiend we'll be as templars.   Is it me or does Cassandra's thread have a lot of perverted crap in it?  Does that say something about the kind of fans Cassandra has and attracts or is it something about the character?  

all of the above. We're good people but when theres no info or we had a bad day we come and blow off some lyrium dust its a form of relaxing and joking join in

[CrimsonN7]

Not even your magic hand will mend the veil tear in your lateral nasal cartilage.

 

Something tells me Cass would have lil patience for a junkie. 

 

[TheJediSaint]

Recreational drug use = junkie now? That's like calling someone an alcoholic for drinking on weekends. Well since we're talking about Templars; you're partially right.

As funny as the idea is, I think asking to Cassandra if you can snort Lyrium off her body will result in a non-standard game-over.  Which makes it even funnier.

[CrimsonN7]

Recreational drug use = junkie now? That's like calling someone an alcoholic for drinking on weekends. Well since we're talking about Templars; you're partially right.

 

Templars, not bringing RL drug use into this, some may enjoy that

 

[Maria Caliban]

Right, what was the name of the ability she used on that gate... and the map table... and the book?

Sexual frustration.

[Wynnen]

Sexual frustration.

 

She must have quite a lot then

[Jayce]

I dunno, if Varric could write Hard in Hightown off the back of Aveline and Donnic. Maker only knows what he'll cook up based on Cassandra.

[Dr. Doctor]

Sexual frustration.

 

Varric: I do admit that the Seeker has been in a better mood lately.

 

Vivienne: Of course she is dear. I'd be the same way if I had a strapping young thing in my bed.

 

Cassandra: Don't you two have anything better to talk about than my love life?

 

Varric: Sure we do, but this is more entertaining.

[SofaJockey]

A quick link, I thought you might like to know there's a fresh poll running of preferred love interests to romance following the reveals:

 

https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/dailis

 

Thread: http://forum.bioware...est-to-romance/

 

Thank you 

[Basement Cat]

 

Varric: I do admit that the Seeker has been in a better mood lately.

 

Vivienne: Of course she is dear. I'd be the same way if I had a strapping young thing in my bed.

 

Cassandra: Don't you two have anything better to talk about than my love life?

 

Varric: Sure we do. Your sex life for one.

Fixed for you.

[Wolfen09]

id take a game over every time for doing some lyrium body shots and lyrium coke off of cass

[TheChosenOne]

Varric: I do admit that the Seeker has been in a better mood lately.
 
Vivienne: Of course she is dear. I'd be the same way if I had a strapping young thing in my bed.
 
Cassandra: Don't you two have anything better to talk about than my love life?
 
Varric: Sure we do, but this is more entertaining.

Then out comes the knife

[jtav]

All jokes aside, I imagine Cass reserves her anger for serious matters. Gossip about her romance would lead to glares, but not worse.

[Ianamus]

I don't think Varric is in any position to criticize Cassandra's love life when he's still pining after a woman he hasn't seen in like a decade. 

[Wissenschaft]

Doesn't have the same rush as snorting crushed lyrium off Cass' ass and breasts.

 

*Leaves to watch The Wolf of Wall Street*

 

Amen, brother. Snorting Lyrium off of some fine cougar ass is living the dream.

 

I don't think Varric is in any position to criticize Cassandra's love life when he's still pining after a woman he hasn't seen in like a decade. 

 

When has reality ever stopped Varric and his stories?