Y'all Cassmancers need the Maker!
Don't be hate'n.
Hear, hear.I wouldn't be surprised if she is a screamer.
But I'm so bias it's unreal.
Y'all Cassmancers need the Maker!
Hear, hear.I wouldn't be surprised if she is a screamer.
Y'all Cassmancers need the Maker!
Look who's talking ![]()
Get northern. We have more heart.
Sadly I have neither whippets, ferrets nor racing pigeons, nor am I a practicioner of that most fiendish martial art, 'Ecky Thump'.
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Y'all Cassmancers need the Maker!
Banter!
*listening to sermon*
Inquisitor: *sneaky wandering hand*
Cassandra: *whisper* Not now! We are here to honor the Maker!
Inquisitor: *whisper* I'd rather bask in his creation.
Cassandra: *blush, whisper* Stop it, you fool! You'll get us thrown out!
Inquisitor: *whisper* Only if you give us away, love. *sneaky wandering hand*
Cassandra: *normal voice* Oh, Maker!
Look who's talking
Remind me again which thread was talking about snorting lyrium off of Cass's body parts? ![]()
Remind me again which thread was talking about snorting lyrium off of Cass's body parts?
Been toying with the idea of romancing Cassandra with her antithesis. Maybe a Qunari Reaver.
So she has templar abilities but no downsides
Alistair, I think you'be been mistaken about Goldanna being your long lost sister...
P.S. tis a joke
Don't compare Cassandra to that fool. Please. You're going to make me cry. ![]()
Holy potato, another twitch live in less than half a hour! Let's pray for moar Cass! ![]()
Modifié par Merela, 09 octobre 2014 - 04:21 .
It always bugged me that Femshep walked and sat like a man despite the fact the she didn't have a males physique at all, which is kind of the opposite argument to this one. She may possessed brass balls the size of planetoids, but when she sat with her legs splayed like a dude ... it just looked so wrong.
I can see the argument and think that it is probably exagerrated, but I don't want Cass to walk like a man. No thanks.
FemShemp was packing......if you know what I mean. It explains everything. ![]()
Cass having silent orgasms, her whole body quivering with pleasure yet she doesn't moan nor groan, simply breathes louder. And weirdly I can totally imagine the two of them making love during a Chantry sermon.
That both wrong and right at the same time. Shame on you. ![]()
Banter!
*listening to sermon*
Inquisitor: *sneaky wandering hand*
Cassandra: *whisper* Not now! We are here to honor the Maker!
Inquisitor: *whisper* I'd rather bask in his creation.
Cassandra: *blush, whisper* Stop it, you fool! You'll get us thrown out!
Inquisitor: *whisper* Only if you give us away, love. *sneaky wandering hand*
Cassandra: *normal voice* Oh, Maker!
As hot as that sounds, Cassandra seems the type to would take out her sword and chop your manhood off if you dare try something like that. Theres a time and place for that, and its not in the maker;s house.
As hot as that sounds, Cassandra seems the type to would take out her sword and chop your manhood off if you dare try something like that. Theres a time and place for that, and its not in the maker;s house.
Not if she's the one suggesting it in the first place. ![]()
Not if she's the one suggesting it in the first place.
Lol, I'd be surprised. Leliana is more that type to do something naughty in a chantry.
Cassandra seems to type to keep her hair in a tight bun, if you know what mean. It will take work to get her to let her hair down, so to speak, and thats not happening in a chantry. If it does.....I'll be shocked quite a bit.
As hot as that sounds, Cassandra seems the type to would take out her sword and chop your manhood off if you dare try something like that. Theres a time and place for that, and its not in the maker;s house.
Ok then. Let's try it again.
*listening to sermon*
Inquisitor: *sneaky wandering hand*
Cassandra: *whisper* Not now! We are here to honor the Maker!
Inquisitor: *whisper* I'd rather bask in his creation.
Cassandra: *blush, whisper* By Andraste, stop it! Or I'll run you through!
Inquisitor: *whisper* I am the Herald of Andraste, and she says to go ahead. *sneaky wandering hand*
Cassandra: *normal voice* Oh, Maker!
Do you even know what those words mean? ![]()
Ok then. Let's try it again.
*listening to sermon*
Inquisitor: *sneaky wandering hand*
Cassandra: *whisper* Not now! We are here to honor the Maker!
Inquisitor: *whisper* I'd rather bask in his creation.
Cassandra: *blush, whisper* By Andraste, stop it! Or I'll run you through!
Inquisitor: *whisper* I am the Herald of Andraste, and she says to go ahead. *sneaky wandering hand*
Cassandra: *normal voice* Oh, Maker!
Your really evil, you know that right? ![]()
Now, I'm Imagining the inquisitor running around Thedas, get laid because hes the Herald of Andraste.
"hey ladies, do you want a deeper connection to the maker? If so *in a deep surely voice* get in my bed!"
Do you even know what those words mean?
Considering how he/she used them, I would say probably.
Do you even know what those words mean?
As a French, you bet I do. And I stand by them. I regret nothiiiiiiing. ![]()
As a French, you bet I do. And I stand by them. I regret nothiiiiiiing.
Quaaaaaand elle me tord le braaaasssss, qu'elle me fait des yeux noooooirs, je vois la vie en rooooooseeee!
That would kinda work, I think... (Edith Piaf pour toujours!)
Edit: *when she twists my arm and glares at me I am on cloud 9* that's basically what it means. ![]()
Remind me again which thread was talking about snorting lyrium off of Cass's body parts?
Thats my fault, blame me. lol Its not my fault. Cass' body calls to me just like the call of the archdemons. I know its wrong but I cannot deny the song!
Quaaaaaand elle me tord le braaaasssss, qu'elle me fait les yeux noooooirs, je vois la vie en rooooooseeee!
That would kinda work, I think... (Edith Piaf pour toujours!)
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Cass et Edith Piaf. Que demander de plus ? ![]()
And yeah, that works. That totally works. ![]()
Quaaaaaand elle me tord le braaaasssss, qu'elle me fait des yeux noooooirs, je vois la vie en rooooooseeee!
That would kinda work, I think... (Edith Piaf pour toujours!)
Bouhahahahahahahahahahaha.